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 Aargh, I just got back in the office after my week long hiatus spent with family (drunk alone in my closet) and found out that my assistant did NOT do the last review for me! What am I paying him for?! Whatever...seems I have to actually do some work for once. Anyways, we got another fight card up here in Sydney and this one is going to be held in Hyashi's Lounge so we are moving up! People keep walking around me wishing me "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays" as if I actually care...I am a alcoholic womanizer do you seriously think I care one little bit about this time of year? Of course I know as soon as this hits the press I am going to get bashed real hard so here is my gift to you!
Preliminary Round:
Blair "Big Fella" Davis (3-1-0) vs. Baby Blue (2-0-0)
Bantamweight
Davis makes his debut in CCoR vs Baby Blue who has already won one. Should be a good matchup and hard to predict where the fight will be won.
Brad "Bandytown" Bandrige (2-0-0) vs. IRon Stomach (1-0-0)
Middleweight
Both guys combined have 2 minutes and 45 seconds of fight time between them. They are finishers and this should be exciting.
Roand Po (2-0-0) vs. "The Mauler" Alexander Gustafsson (1-0-0)
Light Heavyweight
A nice fight but I fear that Roand may be the more well rounded fighter here. Just has to get it where he wants it.
Herman Haverson (2-0-0) vs. Renan "Barao" Pegado (1-0-0)
Heavyweight
Haverson makes his CCoR debut as a wrestler going against a very good submission fighter in Pegado
Captain Obvious (8-9-0) vs. "Meathead" Matt Mitrione (5-2-0)
Heavyweight
Obvious makes his CCoR debut against Mitrione who has a real talent for submitting fighters. And from the looks of things Obvious does not like being on the ground. Should be one-sided from my predictions.
Main Card:
"No Quit" Carlos Doghoon (7-8-0) vs. Abreham Killyousovizh (24-10-0)
Heavyweight
Abreham looks like the better fighter here but if Doghoon can get it to the ground it may just work in his favor. Should be a really good fight to watch (or it could be extremely boring!)
Bubba "The Shrimp" Gump (8-7-0) vs. "The Cannibal" Hannibal Lecter (7-3-1)
Heavyweight
Both guys are making their debut in CCoR and it should be a very close matchup stylistically. We shall just have to see if either of these bums deserve to continue in CCor!
Socially Akward Penguin (12-9-0) vs. Leonard "Streetlife" Washington (12-10-0)
Light Heavyweight
Penguin makes his debut here against Washington who looked very good in his previous fight. This one is going to be a blast to watch and I find myself pulling for my zipper in anticipation! What...this isn't a porno? They like laying on each other half naked!
Co-Main Event:
"The Pitbull" Andrei Arlovsky (5-1-0) vs. "The Natural" Randy Couture (5-0-0)
Heavyweight
These two guys are so very evenly matched that ultimately this should come down to who has the better game plan. Both guys are prolific first round finishers barring the 1 loss and 1 3rd round win by Arlovsky. This fight is really hard to figure out if it will be exciting or if they will just negate each other out and make it a slow grind. Probably a first round finish here!
Main Event:
Mark Sutter (11-6-0) vs. El "Chesperito" Chavo (10-4-0)
Heavyweight
Sutter looked very good in his last CCoR fight and chose to take it to the ground and take apart Abreham. In this fight he does seem to have a weakness in the Muay Thai area but don't let that one gap in his game fool you to think he can not win this fight. This fight is going to be a serious battle and probably a contender for Fight of the Night.
Ok folks, there you have it! I have given you a wonderful gift for the holidays and I hope you treasure it. As a matter of fact, you should just print it out and keep it on you at all times just to read this over and over just to feel the warmth from my balls to your face! And then if you are in a giving mood, you can buy me a bottle of liquor...any kind really as I will most likely drink it!
Cheers bums!
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