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Hi, I'm Roy Goos and welcome to Jackass.
Sd Plissken v Charlie Parsons - Plissken via KO Punches in the 2nd round.
Vartan Mamikonyan v Romulo Barral - Barral via TKO Strikes in the 1st round.
Michael Galustyan v Mark Munoze - Galuystan via TKO Strikes in the 1st round.
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki v Mario Olicky - Olicky via TKO Strikes in the 3rd round.
Bubba Clem v Harry Haffa - Haffa via Decision Split.
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Fight 6: Sacha Petrovich v Milka CroCow
Sweden's "Duner" versus Croatia's "Holy Cow". Wow, a battle of nicknames here. Anyway, CroCow is heading into this one with a bit more morale and energy than Sacha, maybe this'll play a role. Actually, i'm kinda hoping it does because these two are pretty equal combatants in all fashions. Where they lack a little, like CroCow lacks in Wrestling, he makes up for it with BJJ. While Petrovich lacks Boxing, he makes up for it with his Clinch. The biggest difference is the age. Petrovich is nearing the end of his career.
Petrovich goes out with a bang, Decision Unanimous.
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Fight 7: Jiguro Kamoko v Diesel Kreedy
All the way from Kyoto Japan, (before i read his name wrong) Jiguro Kamoko. Kamoko has great wrestling and BJJ backing him into this fight. However, his Morale is as low as possible, so this could play a great deal in this fight. In the other corner we have Diesel Kreedy. Kreedy is the all-rounded fighter any manager could want. Kamoko is less experienced, but Kreedy is the older fighter.
I'm calling Diesel Kreedy via TKO Cut 2nd
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Fight 8: Charlie Cliche v Greg Page
Charlie Cliche is a great Cliche fighter with some cliche tactics and some cliche GNP. But he's got the right GNP. He is one of the more successful fighters amongst us and has won several titles in his career. A great one so far. Greg Page on the other hand has had a mixed-bag type of career. Wins and losses, up's and downs. It's hard to write this one down 'cus of the fact that if i go on, i'd credit Charlie's Manager too much, kissing my boss's ass aint my hobby so yeah.
Kissing it anyway. Charlie Cliche via TKO Strikes in the 1st round.
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Co-Main Event: Vit Tu v Zoran Miloshevich
The co main event tonight is going to be Vit Tu and Zoran Miloshevich, which i believe is going to be the best fight on the card. What do we have? Equals. They're almost the same age (if your put one's last digit upside down), they have about equal skill, about equal win/loss record. A very interesting fact is that Vit Tu was a Kickboxer back in the day as he has a bit of hype in that aspect. I think this will play a role in this fight.
Vit Tu via Headkick, 2nd round.
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Main Event: Alexandr Romanov (c) v Vladimir Zhirinovsky for the 205 lbs title.
Tonight's main event is a title fight seeing Alexandr Romanov defend his 205lbs title against the proud russian Vladimir Zhiriovsky (Who has been 0-6 in presidential elections). I believe that this will get the KO of the night, It's just hard to determine for who. Romanov has amazing clinch whilst we have Zhirinovsky with some amazing ground game. I'm sure this fight wont go to judges nor see alot of standup. Maybe this order; Standup - Clinch - Takedown - Standup - Takedown - repeat. As you can see, more takedowns than clinch, hence...
Vladimir Zhirinovsky will win this one via TKO Strikes in the 4th round.
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