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StemsFunf $325,000 Scholarship Fund for New Managers

Editorial by Bo Dayshus

R.I.P STACEY TAYLOR
13-7 career record with 7 KO losses.
Stacey Taylor Memorial Scholarship Fund for New Fighters AKA StemsFunf
CURRENT FUNDING LEVEL: $325,000

MMA Fans WorldWide, it is a sad day. My former fighter Stacey Taylor has died as a result of getting knocked the f out too many times. Unbeknownst to me, Taylor came from a rich family but had no heirs of his own. After his death, his attorneys contacted me to let me know that I had inherited his estate valued at $1,400,000. Because I am a philanthropical gentleman, I will be starting the Stacey Taylor Memorial Scholarship Fund for Noob Fighters (STMSFNF...also known as StemsFunf) with a whopping initial investment of $25,000. The Scholarship Fund will be used to fund noob or noob-ish fighters in their quest to not get "knocked the f out" 7 times in 18 months.

How does a manager/fighter apply for these funds? Please send me an email in-game with a short (or long) request for funds. You can ask for as little as $1 or as much as $50,000. The quality of your email and the legitimacy of the needed funds will determine how much money is awarded. We will also accept requests for manager funding in dire circumstances (negative account balances, etc.). What constitutes a noob? I dunno, why are you making me think too hard? You figure it out.

I encourage the wealthier managers to donate to the cause. Managers may send me a direct transfer. All donors and scholarship winners will be duly recognized in this very thread. Managers, you can trust me with your money as I am very rich and do not personally need your measley pennies. Attempts to duplicate this scholarship fund will be met with Cease and Desist letters from my lawyers Tycoon, Karter, Bomb and Templeton.

Edit: We will also consider helping out struggling companies (gyms, orgs, nutrition, clothing), but managers have to be somewhat new to the game and give a compelling reason why the money would help. All monetary awards will go to the manager account since I'm really trying to help managers.

Legal Disclaimer: Stacey Taylor is not dead. He's actually still an active fighter. I do have his money so f*** him.

Legal Disclaimer 2: Any and all communication between donor and donee may be used as publicity. See this forum thread for details http://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=26746

 

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