Leroy Weiser

Fighter profile of Leroy Weiser by Sub Zero

 Leroy Weiser is currently based in Tokyo training for Full Contact Brawlers Middleweight K-1 Tournament. Here is the whole story on him though!

Little Leroy Weiser grew up in a rural farm miles from anywhere in South Carolina as his parents were afraid of the modern technology of that time which included the 'Motorcar' and 'Toothbrush' something that made their lips and hats quiver. Leroy was a small child during his early years and his only freind was a pig. When he turned 18 years of age (having recently survived a makeshift baptism from his mother using a vaccum cleaner) he was sexually mollested by his pig friend in the barn. Not telling anyone and weeping in his bare bedroom Leroy then took the pig to market and sold her to a pair of randy farmers whose name escapes the record. With the money he made he journeyed to Tokyo, hoping to win the $200,000 prize money so he can buy a farm all to himself with plenty of little piglets!

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