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 Good Evening and Welcome back Ladies and Gentlemen to another great evening brought to you by Tapout or Passout! This is War! No Literally! This is Tapout or Passout WAR! Warning there may also be a risk of Famine, Disease and Death, but the The Horseman known as War rules tonight and the menu for this evening is Mayhem! We have the Bantamweight Belt on the line here tonight! Let's get this night rolling!
"Fast" Reggie Anderson vs "Jungle Boy" Pablo Escobar
Anderson strolls into the octagon tonight a winner of three of his past four fights with all those wins coming via Decision. Reggie is a Master Tactician whose wishing and fishing for a a crack at the title. Not to be seen as anyone's stepping stone, Pablo Escobar enters the cage now with plans of his own. Pablo is an undefeated phenom who is skyrocketing himself up the ToP ranks! Escobar landed in the ToP ranks and promptly knocked out top contender Tristin Shonuck in under two minutes! That's like sounding your arrival bell with a Nuclear Bomb Blast! The Bell Rings! Both fighter come out swinging for the fences! This is pedal to the metal! They are trading shots like baseball cards! OH and Escobar lands a huge shot! and Anderson has been cut! Anderson smiles! Anderson presses on and gets the better of the first round! In the second Anderson changes the gameplan and the fights level as he scores an early takedown. Anderson controls the pace and drives some ground and pound home, trying to tame the "Jungle Boy". Escobar does his best to defend but is held down and and smothered for the round. Escobar comes out pressing hard in the third round and knowing he is probably down two at this point! Escobar is landing fast and furious and pushing the pace here! Landing punches in bunches and raining pain! Anderson is defending well enough here and holding on. The final bell sounds! What will the judges have to say? The scores are in! Your winner by Unanimous Decision . . . "Fast" Reggie Anderson!!!
"Colonel" Tom Ryan vs Dan Haley
The "Colonel" is bringing his secret recipe, and his not so secret (and thoroughly dominant) 3-0 record on the line here tonight! The Colonel should be called the Universal Solider as his skill set is nearly unmatched in the ranks this known universe! His most recent highlight reel knockout of JPG has left few doubters and many salivaters amongst his fans! Dan Haley is riding a three fight win streak into the cage tonight! All six of Haley's wins have come via KO and the only blemish was a Decision long
forgotten. Haley has his eyes on the Prize and also some thighs (in the first row, wow we have some hot ring girls tonight!) Focus Haley! The Bell Rings! The bell barely finishes ringing and Haley torpedoes across the ring and scores a Takedown! Haley is looking to advance here but Ryan neutralizes the attack and negates action into a ref stand-up! The Colonel goes to work and throws vicious kicks looking to chop Haley in half! Haley has been cut! Ryan forces the clinch and really stays active is punishing Haley from the clinch! In the second Ryan comes out pushing the pace but Haley drops and drives and scores a takedown! Haley is fighting as hard on top as Ryan is defending on the bottom. Ryan "earns" the Ref stand-up again and UNLEASHES hell-fire via FEET upon Haley! In the third, Ryna kicks Haley right in Babymaker! Horn be warned! Haley says he's ok, but then Ryan takes it up a chevron or three and takes over this round! The Colonel is making this extra tasty crispy and dropping a Big Crunch on Haley's head! Haley bobs and weaves and ducks and covers! The final bell rings! Oh wow was this like a whole season of survivor! The Crowd stands and applauds! Your winner via Unanimous Decision . . .. "Colonel" Tom Ryan!!!
Nick "Bender" Ellenberger vs Dirty Sanchez
"Bender" rolls into the cage tonight a perennial top dawg in the ToP ranks! His recent KO victory over the Silfver Surfer proved his refocus after a failed title shot against the immortal Bobstov. Ellenberger earns the majority of his wins via KO and will no doubt be looking to tee off again tonight! The Dirty Sanchez enters tonight with a spectacuar 8-1 record which is firmly based on his Elite Wrestling pedigree! The Dirty likes to get down on the ground and most likely look to take the fight to the mat. The Bell Rings! Ellenberger comes out pressing the action and his shots are finding a home! Ellenberger is dictating the pace here and takes the fight to the ground! He is raining shots here! These shots are Vicious and Non-Delicious! The crowd is going wild! Sanchez is defending well here and landing a few well-placed shots, but Ellenberger is really dictating his gameplan here tonight! Sanchez has a granite chin, but his ribs are nearly purple from the body shots, again and again! His ribs aren't broken, they are probably demolished here! One more strike and Sanchez buckles! The Crowd Roars! Your winner via Submission due to Strikes . . . Nick "Bender" Ellenberger!!!
Next up we have Bantamweight Belt on the Line! These tiny fighters have huge hearts and hammer hands and its anyone's guess who will be left when the dust settles tonight!
Mickey ONeil vs Park Doo Man
The Champ comes into tonight with the belt around his waist and a perfect 6-0 record! The Mick has been to war before always comes out on top. The Mick uses a well rounded game that is highlight with Golden Gloves that still drip blood from the faces he has destroyed. Enter the Challenger here tonight! Park Doo Man brings an impressive 11-3 record and brings some absolutely top tier Muay Thai and Wrestling, so maybe his grappling can finally wrangle the Mick in and take him down! He is a winner of four of his past five fights including top seed Drizzt Do Urden! Can he bring that heat here tonight? The Bell Rings! The Mick comes out swinging hard as we have all come to expect. Mick sets a pace that his opponents have to deal with! Doo Man is dealing well so far and getting some shots in there! ONeil is pressing the pace and chopping hard at Doo Man front leg! Doo Man stumbled a bit there but learned his lesson and backs off! These two fighters are really letting it all hang out! As the final bell sounds, Octagon control and pace were clearly set tonight by one man! We will check the scorecards, and they're in! Your winner via Unanimous Decision and . . . STILL Bantamweight Champion Mickey ONeil!!! The Mick thanks the crowd and his sponsors and takes the belt home safely once again.
Brett "Roadhouse" Swayze vs Borys Grabowski
Roadhouse rolls in tonight with a 9-5 record and a three-fight win streak including a highlight reel win over top contender Marc Zietsch! Swayze is looking for a title shot and hoping his years in Thailand can pave his way to gold! Grabowski is a newcomer to ToP but brings a Pedrigree that makes him a Throroughbred (ya that's what she said in the back of my truck bed . . . ) anyways . . . Back to focus here! Borys defended his last belt four times over! He goes for the belt and he takes it! We will have to see tonight! The Bell Rings! Swayze moves in and clinches right up! Swayze is controlling here and driving knees and elbows home! Swayze is clearly superior here and Grabowski cannot find a way to escape! In the second round Swayze presses out again but Grabowksi keeps pace and lands some hard counter shots! Swayze still pressed the pace and it would be a safe guess he is up two rounds now. In the third Grabowski know he needs to make some thing happen! Grabowski pushes forward but eats as much punishment as he deals, possibly eating a bit more for his efforts! The final bell rings! We put it in the judges hands and they come back with a Unanimous 30:27 victory for your winner here in our main event . . . Brett "Roadhouse" Swayze!!!
Below is a Blast from our Undercard!
Nick "The Cunning" Folignus DEF Leon Bridges - Submission (Armbar) - Round 2 (4:43)
Jason "McNuggets" Spezza DEF Valko Dragov - KO (Punches) - Round 2 (4:44)
Alexandr "The Hammer" Krutov DEF "St. Julian" Ricky Bubbles - Unanimous Decision
Napoleon Dynamite DEF Robin "Not Batman" Lehner - Unanimous Decision
Kyle "The Tiny Tornado" Turris DEF "The Dark Elf" Drizzt Do Urden - TKO (Strikes) - Round 3 (3:43)
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Yours Truly Signing Off!
Bubba McFistercuffs
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