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BEEF: Tree of Life: Neo Kable

Fighter profile of Neo Kable by King Scooby

Welcome back to BEEF: Tree Of Life Radio Show where we have a special guest. Our super-heavyweight champion of the world is joining us now, Neo Kable,

Neo… How does it feel to have your name tied to that at such a young age in the sport? How long do you plan to enjoy this success?

Kable: It's a big surprise even to myself. I never expected to become EVO champion so quickly. I plan to just enjoy myself fighting in MMA. Win or lose, I will continue to fight until I either no longer enjoy it or can no longer continue due to injuries and age.

I don’t think anyone could expect the success you’ve had in such a short amount of time. Its good to hear someone plan to stay in the cage for so long as well. So, in my day job, I am a cable-guy. So I’ve always wondered, what inspired your parents to name you Neo Kable? The movie “Matrix”? Or Larry the cable guy? Also, where does the nickname the final boss come from?

Kable: I am simply Neo Kable. That is all you need to know. My nickname "The Final Boss" comes from video game boss battles. Typically the final boss is the hardest test and is the biggest badass. I am big and dangerous and scary, therefore I am The Final Boss. Imagine Mike Tyson in the Nintendo Punch-Out video game. Monstrous and very difficult to defeat.

Man Mike Tyson was very hard to beat on that game and I always forgot the level password to start off against him. Anyway, Less than 3 minutes... That’s how long it took for you to set up a convenient sleeping environment for Iiro Tolonen, mac tyson and most recently John Bunting. Also, you have only went longer than 3 minutes 3 times in your career. Youre a true minuteman, ladies wouldnt like the sound of that for a true superheavyweight. How do you manage to Knock out everyone in your path EVERY-Time?

Kable: I just go out there to destroy my opponent every time. If he destroys me, so be it. But if he is not up to the challenge, he will be smashed quickly.

Well I guess everyone you’ve fought, in a sense… was not up to the challenge. Is there anyone out here that you believe has a chance at beating you? Name some people you'd like to knockout?

Kable: I believe anyone is beatable. All of the opponents I have defeated in EVO are capable of defeating me, just as I am capable of defeating them. I believe John Bunting poses the most difficult challenge for me. His fighting style is very dangerous for me. Iiro Tolonen is another fighter I have a lot of respect for and I believe we will fight at least one more time in the future. Both of those men are entered in the upcoming EVO tournament so there is a good chance I will face at least one of them there, and As far as who I would like to knock out: Kyle Carlton. Perhaps I will move down to heavyweight or he can move up to my division.

Kyle Carlton, I didn’t expect that one but I can understand why. I hope this fight can happen one day. On the subject of Superfights, I was going to ask this off air without crossing any boundaries, but would you and EVO ever be willing to hold a superfight as the main event to a tournament finale in BEEF?

Kable: I am unaware of the BEEF organization. However, I am always willing to fight whoever EVO matches me up with, regardless of where it takes place. Ethan is an aggressive manager and never tries to sway me from accepting a fight.

Run by me of course, BEEF is a smaller 210k (tournament based) org run in Montreal building up its reputation slowly in tycoon and in the forums. We also plan to hold Superfights if some fighters want to collaborate in a neutral sight and will give the org the opportunity to “wine and dine” them before indulging in their funfest.

My last question before we get to some fan mail, Overshadowed by Al-Din vs Womba and the fact that Womba is a worthy applicant for FOTY do you feel people of tycoon have overlooked you? You sure would be the FOTY in my book if i had a vote.

Kable: No I do not feel overlooked. Taj is a great fighter and I have much respect for him. Those fighters being considered for Fighter of the Year certainly deserve it more than I do. I am still very new to fighting in the big leagues. The other fighters are more accomplished and though I respect all my opponents and my most recent ones have been excellent, Taj and the others have fought more consistent and high ranked opponents. The super heavyweight division is not as deep with talent as light heavyweight and some of the others, so it will always be difficult for a super heavyweight to be in contention for Fighter of the Year. Perhaps I can be in contention for Upset of the Year for defeating Tolonen in my first fight with the company.

Thank you for your interview and your time, here is the fan mail from a newcoming superheavyweight I mentioned if you dont mind responding to.

Coming from Tukka Mauler 225805 I am amazed by your skills and cant wait for the opportunity to get back into the cage, in the mean time I have been competing in Doughnut eating contests, especially the ones that are filled with strawberry jelly. I think im getting an erection just thinking about all those pies I ate before last fight.Oh yeah, and did you hear about these new snack cakes coming out in 2014? Theyre shaped like a shaft and shoot cream in your mouth just like a $%$# Sorry for getting sidetracked. My question is, Is it possible for a fighter like me to become half as skilled as you?

Kable: Tukka, just keep training hard. Every fighter is different and has his own individual strengths. Fight to your own style and you will have success.

Neo, Thank you for your time, im very thankful for your interview and I hope you continue to put on these amazing shows for the fans and maybe one day become #1 P4P in the world, thank you all for joining us and remember if you’d like to be on the show contact me at 89629.

 

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