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HWP: Minowaesque

Event Preview: HWP: Minowaesque
Las Vegas Prizefighting
2013-11-24, Las Vegas, MMA Grand
Author:King Scooby

 Heavy Weight Prize Fighting is back in business and HWP does it again, I haven’t spent this much time to gander off at one event poster since, well since Saturday’s card. After 20 minutes of looking at the picture I found my face between… Nevermind. This is another great card put together by my alliance mate HWP.

 

The Great Teacher, Onizuka Stresemann out of Samurai High School will take on Joe Samoa’s Kuzushi Sakuraba. Let me make sure you understand, while these fighters are not big, their EGO’s are enormous. While they stand about 40lbs difference in weight it will give an interesting advantage and disadvantage to each fighter. First off let me tell you, 40lbs is a lot (*AND I MEAN A LOT*) of weight to differ in a MMA fight. Stresemann will hold the weight advantage so he will have a lot more power to his punches and will look to slug the heart out of Sakuraba. Both fighters being brown belts also leaves the weight difference to be the only major factor on the ground. Sakuraba was a Tycoon World Grappling Champion and later followed up his success by winning his first two matches by decision, I think this is a fighter we all will want to follow throughout his career. Stay tuned!

 

Another one of the ever Large Silva brothers of Tycoon Adonis “The Bulldog” Silva will take on…. A pokemon…. Geodude, Graveler, Golem… A middle school way of life for me at one point has made its way to a rather adult game oddly. Silva is coming off of a loss against Grammar Natzee after most likely leading on the cards for about 12 minutes before Natzee unleashed his best chance for victory shooting off as many punches he could possibly fit into one minute landing an unexpected huge right hook sending Silva to the mat for the night. Fighting out of the pokeball, Geodude spent most of his career fighting in tycoon’s KT rings around the world, he possesses the skills to handle himself will in both MMA and KT but I get the feeling that he is back to MMA because the fans favor the whole package. He landed one vicious knee to the head of Heinz Doofenshmirtz that put Heinz on a stretcher and Geodude on a pedestal. GEODUDE I CHOOSE YOU! I expect his standup game to be just too much for Adonis Silva and Adonis will look like Anderson did after taunting Weidman.

 

The heavyweight title will come down to Sunny “Dark Matter” Supernova and “Dreamboy” Bob Baramari as they meet in the cage with ONE HUNDRED POUNDS between the two fighters. This is a fat man’s dream and Dreamboy will have everything he wants as he gets the opportunity to fight for the title against a tiny opponent. Don’t underestimate Dark Matter though, he is an excellent fighter and will no doubt look to wear the fatboy down attacking at the Lard that created this title bout. Bakamari will certainly have the strength and power advantage and he also, at 39 years old, managed to defeat Grammar Natzee in a one round decision fight, weird rules I might add and now looks to show his Muay Thai skills against a quicker opponent. Im very interested in seeing what will be the result of this title fight in one of the oddest matchups that we will see in Tycoon.

 

In my Bruce Buffer Voice “And noooowwww!!! For your MAAAAIIINNN event!” Cro copout will take on Gigant Silva! A true heavyweight bout as both fighters will weigh the cage down with over 500 pounds. Gigant Silva, yet ANOTHER one of the family will look to right his ship as he got his tail kicked by Hulk Hogan in Wrestlemania… I mean when the two headlined the HWP event earlier this month.  Hogan didn’t really waste much time wrestling with Silva but he still let his opponent feel an Atomic Drop from standing to on his back after he was unloaded on repeatedly. Cro Copout has a whopping 69 fights in his career with 50 wins, this has to be some type of Tycoon record, at 33 years I haven’t found many fighters who can cling to the same accomplishments this fighter has, with that in consideration I don’t think the Copout is satisfied with his current achievements and will take his best to Silva and his chin better be prepared!

 

I hope all fight fans get an opportunity to enjoy this card and many more as Heavyweight Prize Fighting works extremely hard to put together fair and amazing matches for all managers and fans. Have a great night and to all ENJOY!

 

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