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HWP: Dixon vs Hogan 07-12-13 preview

Event Preview: HWP: Dixon vs Hogan
Las Vegas Prizefighting
2013-12-07, Las Vegas, MMA Grand
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  Heavy Weight Prize fighting will present to us another couple of excellent cards this weekend again as we will have a bundle of fighters trying to work their way up the HWP charts on their way to a title shot in this fat filled weight division built for excitement. As everyone is eating the last bit of their leftovers and checking in to see what their fighters have popped skills in, I will give you a quick run down on some of the must-watch fights this weekend.


 
 
 
Frank “The Hulk” Smith is an extremely skilled fighter who has began to lose his touch in the cage and in his career as most people believe he shouldve retired ages ago, literally. At 39 he has lost 5 of his last 6 and looked like he was drunk for the duration of his fight against Methuselah Couture. Just for understanding, Methuselah, coming straight out of the nursing home should not be confused with Methuselah, the husband of Edna who is the only person who lived longer than Montgomery Burns went in and dismantled Smith as if he was Mama's turkey last week. Kevin Killjoy, brother of Springfield's Reverand Killjoy has run into the same horrid luck losing 3 fights in a row hes a youngster with something to prove, I expect him to the The Hulk's Joy this weekend and maybe put him in an assisted living home.
 
 
 
The Banker Ryan Conway was said to be “Jobbing” after back to back losses earlier in his career and he ensured all fans that he was not jobbing and when he got to the latter half of his career, he would notify the entire tycoon world he was fighting just for money without shame. When he was asked to further comment he stated that ALL fight teams in Tycoon have fighters jobbing and you can TAKE THAT TO THE BANK! His opponent this weekend is one tough cookie as they say. Gyawang Monk Lhad in my opinion might be very well in his path to being on of the top fighters of this era. At 6-1 his only loss came at the hands, and legs of Jimmy Hall tightly wrapped around his arm forcing him to tap out. If Monk can clinch or get the fight to the ground, I think he will be “cooking with gas” as the old people say.
 
 
 
As I was choosing the next fight to give some information on I found myself gazing off at the event poster for Saturday and I just could not get over the satisfaction I would receive if the white robe was an inch smaller or a lighter texture. If you havent seen it yet, please do, enjoy it. We should thank HWP for getting us event posters that deserve their personal space in the “Posters of hot girls” thread. 
 
 
 
Our co-main event brings us Asshole Gracie to join Hazni Ali in a war that will no doubt be exciting. Hazni Ali does not box nearly as well as Muhammad did, nor does he talk the trash that Cassius Caly once did but he sure will have a great standup fighting advantage in this fight where he will look to keep it. Of course this is the latter half of Ali's career but that doesnt mean he will come with any less effort. Asshole Gracie is just what his name entails, he is known to do something weird to get the fight to the ground and strike until hes too tired to strike anymore usually giving him an easy victory. When he and Ali met the first time, he won the one round 3 minute fight by landing leg kicks and scoring one takedown. Ali thought it was a horseload of crap to lose a fight over 3 minutes and no damage taken so he immediately requested a rematch and Gracie is such an Asshole he made Hazni wait till he was done with 6 more fights before granting him that wish. Because of that simple fact I wont be surprised if Ali shows shades of the Greatest for this particular fight. 
 
 
 
Hulkmania is starting to get out of control at every arena HWP holds an event at because Hulk Hogan is officially becoming the man of the organization. With 51 wins and winning 15 of the last 18 one could argue that he has hit the fountain of youth while others believe that hes scared to take on the top monsters in the org. I can tell you one thing that is for sure about this former WCW/WWF hall of famer, he does NOT like fighting on the ground. You have to be an exceptional wrestler to get him down and an even better fighter in terms of physical attributes to keep him there. The Hulk will look to knock out his foe from standing, but Vince Dixon just doesnt see that happening. Dixon, also known as Extra Bacon, will be eating pork his whole way into the cage. He will look to get this fight to the ground at every imaginable cost just to have an opportunity to win in this fight. He can also clinch but most likely will not desire to hold onto it for too long running the risk of being slammed by Hulk's uppercuts. Guys this fight is definitely one for the fans to take note of, Extra Bacon doesnt seem to be satisfied being another notch on Hulk's resume.
 
 
 
Reader beware, these fights might be more than what our Tycoon eyes can handle, nevertheless they must go on, so all readers get ready for an HWP rollercoaster!
 
 
 
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HWP related companies and places to BET on hwp fights.
 
please let me know if ive missed your company.
 
BOOKIES-  ($1 MILLION goes to the person who predicts 10 winners on a single HWP card by posting it in 2 places a minimum of 24 hours before the event:  1(my inbox, and 2(the event discussion thats linked at the bottom of HWP events at HWP organization home page. or u can just put the event number at the end of this link   http://www.mmatycoon.com/eventdiscussion.php?EvID=765874   just change the 765874 to the current event you want to bet on. 
 
bookie list:
http://www.mmatycoon.com/bookmakerpublic.php?bid=5997
http://www.mmatycoon.com/bookmakerpublic.php?bid=8098
http://www.mmatycoon.com/bookmakerpublic.php?bid=8097
http://www.mmatycoon.com/bookmakerpublic.php?bid=8096
http://www.mmatycoon.com/bookmakerpublic.php?bid=8095
 
nutrition list:
http://www.mmatycoon.com/nutritionpublic.php?ncid=3751
its called HeavyWeight Productivity lol
cause it reduces energy loss  :) 
 
 
clothing list:
http://www.mmatycoon.com/clothingpublic.php?cid=272
 
 
quick notes on weight factors:
http://i.imgur.com/77cket3.jpg

 

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