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Elvis Frost = BAMF

Fighter profile of Patrick McWhiskey by Chris Karter

 COMING SOON TO AN ARENA NEAR YOU

 

 

"Notorious" Elvis Frost (139523)
 


Record 23-2-0 (W-L-D)
Wins
18 (T)KOs (78.26%)
2 Subs (8.70%)
3 Decisions (13.04%)
Losses
2 (T)KOs (100.00%)
0 Subs (0.00%)
0 Decisions (0.00%)
 

Fighter Bio
Elvis Frost grew up playing fisticuffs in the mean streets of Ireland where drinking & fighting is a religion. He transferred to Florida State University to play american football. He hit like a fucking truck & was ranked the #1 Linebacker in the nation by ESPN after his 1st year on campus. A highly touted prospect, he ruined his shot at the NFL after being arrested for a drunken tirade that involved him streaking naked in the street, assaulting multiple police officers, & stealing a police car. 

At the time of his incarceration Elvis was training at Convicted Fight Club and MMA was just a hobby. Chris Karter bailed him out of jail and hired him the best damn lawyer money could by upon the condition that he would relocate to Los Angeles and train full-time.  After successfully bribing the State Attorney and greasing some palms, all felony charges were dismissed. He received a substantial fine for Public Intoxication. He attempted to appeal his ban from the NCAA and NFL but his hearing was denied. He decided to pursue a career in MMA and moved to California.  The rest is history.
 

Quote

"He's going Womba hunting."  -  Chris Karter  


WARNING  B A M F  ALERT

 

Hut falls off balance throwing a combination and Frost counters with a huge right that knocks Hut out cold! Frost is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!   Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Bouraka gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!    Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Frost lands a brutal uppercut that launches Hrolf off his feet! Hrolf tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!   Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   A head kick by Frost - that's a beauty! Pilgrim is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Frost can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!   Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Peters ducks into an uppercut from Frost and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!   Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Kirk get stunned by a cross and takes another one on the button. Kirk stumbles backwards and tries to bounce back off the cage but Frost runs in and jumps on him with a leaping lead hook that puts him out! Wow, that was highlight reel stuff! Awesome finish!   Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Frost ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Vengrio out cold! The fight is over!   Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Frost lets his hands go wild with a nice combination. Left! Right! Uppercut! Spinning backfist! McGowen goes down and covers up as Frost starts wailing on him! The ref watches the action closely before stepping in and putting a stop to the fight!   Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Frost jerks Poulter's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Poulter drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Frost goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Frost because Poulter was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.    Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Frost rushes Dumas with punches - Dumas moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, Dumas goes down! Frost follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!   Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Frost closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Borec out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!   Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Frost catches McGowen with a right, a left, a right. It's raining punches and McGowen forgot an umbrella! Another punch and he's down. This one is over!   Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Frost grits his teeth and throws a big right-left combo! Estiarte takes both shots clean on the chin and is out cold! Frost cracks him once more on his way down, as the crowd goes wild! They enjoyed that one!   Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   BOOM! Frost lands a beautiful left hook that drops Reva. Reva tries to recover but Frost is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Reva lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!   Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Frost pushes Cartman against the cage. Frost is working some dirty boxing. Frost pushes off with a quick right hook! Cartman goes down! Cartman tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Frost moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!   Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Frost lands a big knee to the head and Williams goes down! Frost pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!   Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Frost! Priest is out on his feet! Frost rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Priest is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Priest is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.   Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Frost working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Holyshit doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Frost is tightening it up a little... Holyshit has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Holyshit reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Holyshit taps out! Nice BJJ there by Frost!   Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Frost steps in with a hook that catches Lewis right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Frost follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Lewis looks absolutely devastated.    Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Orochi is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Frost has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Orochi is looking to defend but Frost has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Orochi! Frost pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Orochi taps out and this one is all over!   Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Elvis Frost!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    ANALYSIS Human Highlight Reel Athletic Freak of Nature Enjoys Hitting People KO Machine Pisses Excellence
EQUATION =  BAMF

 

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