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Elvis Frost Interview

Fighter profile of Patrick McWhiskey by Chris Karter

 

 

  This is a huge step up in competition.  How confident are you coming into this fight?   "I feel as fresh as a daisy.  There's two things I like to do;  Whoop ass and look good.  Right now I'm lookin good so on 12/25 I'll do the other."   You're coming off a submission of the night victory over former IMMA Champion, Doppo Orochi.  Was it your gameplan to take him down and submit him?   "Yeah, sending a message to Womba.  You want to bump n' grind with me?  I can play that game.  I'll stuff your head in between me nuts triangle style.  I won't scrub em for weeks.  It will smell like Stu's wife's arse-hole."   Been plugging her up, have you?   "Aye."   The back-door bandit?   "You ever try to run down on a menopausal broad?  Easier to just lube the python up and go for hole #2.  Fore!"   Back on the subject, do you really believe that you can submit Womba?   "I've got a black belt under Eddie Bravo and a couple subs on my resume.  I'm capable of anything."   Your first submission victory was over Evander Holyshit.  You're the only fighter to ever submit him.  Was that a confidence booster?   "Evander who?  He sounds like a big dumb fucker with a dumber name.  No wonder he was so easy to tap out."   You've pulled guard in both of your submission victories.  Is your gameplan to set up submissions from pulling guard?  Can we expect that from you against Womba?   "Of course not.  The fight starts on the feet and I will school him in the art of fisticuffs, but I be comfortable where ever the fight take place.   Let's rock n' roll."
Speaking of rock n' roll, your name is Elvis - is there a story behind that?   "Me Ma loved the King of Rock.  Naturally me Pa was too damn drunk to give a shit."
  You're one of the youngest fighters in the top 10 of the Light Heavyweight division and you're a human highlight reel.  Despite all the attention you've been receiving, an even younger prospect by the name of Scotty Bennet is receiving a lot of attention as well and is currently ranked higher than you by most if not all MMA sources.  What are your opinions on him as a fighter and how do you think you'd fare in a fight against him?   "Scotty's entertaining, lads got heart.  He reminds me a lot of Rory MacDonald.  He has a face that's screaming 'Punch Me'.  After I beat Womba, I'd be happy to oblige."   Describe your experience on The Convicted Fighter Show?   "A drunken blur that ended with one helluva hangover."   In both of your losses you've been TKO'd, are you worried about Womba's power?   "Your ma drop you on your head?  I was fighting fuckin' giants.  I've never been rocked.  I was gassed and lost me balance in both of those fights, and when a big fucker falls on you n' he starts wailin' away there's only so much you can do.  Compared to them, Womba's just a little wee-man.  No worries."   So do you have any respect for Womba's power?   "He finished my buddy Taj - on the ground.  He doesn't pose a threat on the feet.  He aint rockin' me up there.  On the ground he's high level, and anything can happen."  

Womba's a huge favorite, how do you feel about that? Does it give you motivation?
 

"I reckon at least one smart betting man is gon' make a killin' after the one-sided demolition derby hits Womba in the face.  I'm gonna hit him harder than that tsunami hit southeast Asia.  I'll ravage his manager worse than aids ravaged Africa.  I hear Kelly passes out more backdoor blowjobs to the commission than Pamela Anderson on the casting couch.  After I'm done there will be more tea-bagging goin' on than the Boston Tea Party.  I'll be a good sport and donate a portion of my winnings to the Womba rehabilitation program, and cut a check to Kelly to take care of my bastard child I'll be leavin' behind."

 

Are you always this cocky and disrespectful, or is this all for show?
 

"Never underestimate the value of entertainment.  Know your role and embrace it.  I respect all my opponents that accept the fight offer and show up come fight time.  This is combat.  We are artist.  We are modern day gladiators.  Entertainment is just another part of the business.  I am a bad mother fucker and I have bad intentions, so if you get in that cage with me, you've earned my respect.  Don't let these silly interviews fool you.  Win, lose, or draw, I'll lay it all on the line come fight time."

 

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