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Weekend Event Review

Editorial by King Scooby

 Twelf Thermandin back at the BEEF Tree OF Life headquarters where we have had a ton of action over this past weekend and BEEF Session 13 produced a whopping 162 Event Rating!

Gary Gravity (5-2-1) and Stan Smith(6-0-1) blessed us with a fight of the night ending with a rare draw and a future rematch coming soon. Smith Came into the fight undefeated and showed off his impressive wrestling and ground game to get him throught that 6 fight win streak. Gravity knew Smith's gameplan was to have him on his back and taking strikes so he looked to dominate the fight standing up. He clearly dominated in the second round as Smith clearly dominated the first. In the final round both fighters really layed it all on the line presenting us with an amazing 5 minutes that I cannot judge to either fighter's advantage. No worries, Smith/Gravity II will be coming soon.

Charlie Chance (15-6) was able to pin Estie Langaise (4-2) to the cage and land more than a handful of punches leading to one major uppercut that sent Langaise down as the referee jumped in to stop the fight. Chance is now (3-2) since joining BEEF and we hope he will become a staple name in our 25Year Old Build division.

Jimmy Webb Jr (5-1) was finally able to debut his career at BEEF and did he do it in excellent fashion. It didnt start well for Terance Proctor (5-6) as he was caught with some wild flailing that inconveniently caused a cut. Terance, being the more skilled fighter on paper decided to score a takedown on Webb after dodging a few strikes and that was where things turned for the worst. As Proctor began to work some Ground and Pound he was caught off guard by Jimmy Webb's Arm Triangle. It was a matter of time that triangle began to get tighter and tighter forcing Proctor to tap out for his 5th loss in a row.

We had a major bounce-back as Lucas Bane (11-3) turned things around after a disappointing loss to Cocky Rocky McColgan (9-0). Lucas responded with a heart wrecking KO of Evan Horizon (5-3) and walked off continuously yelling explicatives and other insults as Horizon's wife sat right in front of the cage where her spouse almost became a widow. Lucas is a big, deadly man and only the skills of McColgan were able to hide that since he joined BEEF, but do not take him lightly... one timely executed strike and it will be immediately past your bedtime.

 

Since we mentioned Rocky McColgan and his undefeated record we want to remind readers, fans and fighters that this guy just finished yet another successful title defense. This time against Deion Barnes (4-1) Seeing that Barnes was more of a Muay Thai artist before really kicking his MMA career into full effect I expected him to throw more kicks in the fight against McColgan. But when you go up against BEEF's top Heavyweight he has the tendency to make you do some things that you dont plan on doing. Barnes clearly wanted to take the fight to the clinch and it was almost as if Rocky obliged and when he did, he bludgeoned Barnes' face and body for it. Let it be known, if there are any heavyweight's that think they can slow this man's reign down, please, apply for BEEF as soon as possible.

Nils Holgersson (6-3) showed up with the belt but had to risk it in the cage saturday with the LFC~BEEF Rebirth tournament champion Sammer Bammer (8-1). Bammer has always been impressive in each of his fights with the organization and has since shown his fans new skills. This was his first victory that came by a knockout. A rather bizarre finish but also an “Of The Night” worthy finish as Bammer left Nils looking asleep on his feet and as Nils appeared to whipe his eyes, Bammer capitalized with a Mortal Kombat, “Finish Him” style blow. In Joe Rogan's words, “And its Allll over!” As well as Nils strong title reign.

 

Tyroil Smoochie Wallace (5-2) was able to leave Anthony McKenzie (0-3-1) dumbfounded as he blasted him with a finishing punch and kick combination. McKenzie then took the mic after the fight and had the nerve to say  'thank's all my fan for support me and i came back for next fight...'. As the crowd, referee and Wallace all stood puzzled at what he was trying to say, our cage announcer gave a good giggle and ushered his woozy opponent out of the cage and to his medical staff. Im sure that Scooby Jr had him test for ERT (Estrogen Replacement Therapy) because if you havent heard, he has very strict policy against ladyboys and pussy guys fighting in his organization.

 

Buddie Rivera (6-3) was able to fire away and score his first victory in BEEF and you know he really wanted it. He jumped around like a madman after he submitted former champ Archie Archer (5-4-1) and let everyone know that he earned his first victory in our BEEFtalk boards. Not to be ashamed, that is what it is for, but he did not add any smacktalk to go with it. Whether he decides he wants to try to avenge his loss against Carlos Centurion or not is merely up to those two fighters who hate each other but if not, Hopefully he gets back in the cage soon and maybe we will bring a swingset for him to celebrate on next time. As his Brazilian Jiu Jitsu was on display this past weekend he showed that he is a serious problem on the ground, 4 of his 6 wins by submission shows that he is looking for all limbs to rip apart when he steps foot into the cage.

 

We would like to thank all of our fans for joining, invite fighters to USE THE SMACKTALK THREAD and pm my manager Scooby Jr about any issues you might be having. Be safe and TO ALL ENJOY!

 

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