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"Lucky" Liam's Fight Predictions - PRIDE Cast Away IV

Event Review: PRIDE: Cast Away IV
Laamb Lutte MMA [270K]
2014-09-23, The Island, Micro Arena - The Island
Attendance:300, Event Rating:54
Author:Joe Lang

This is also posted on the forums, so if Liam made a comment about your guy, then be sure to comment back! Sully should be back next week to resume doing previews :)


"Lucky" Liam's Predictions!


 


(disclaimer: All comments made by "Lucky" Liam McGuiness are strictly his thoughts and do not reflect those of his manager or his brother James "Sully" McGuiness)


 


Good morning, good afternoon or good evening wherever you fight fans are!!!! Welcome to another edition of Sully's "Lucky" Liam's Fight Predictions!


I am your host "Lucky" Liam McGuiness. I hear you all asking, "Where's Sully?" Well, my brother had been away on training camp preparing for his fight at IMMA 45 Masters vs Moya. He lost a decision to Pernell Karl and is still recovering from his fight, so ONCE AGAIN LITTLE BROTHER LIAM SAVES THE DAY WITH HIS THOUGHTS ON THE UPCOMING FIGHTS!!!


But first, a word from our sponsor...  North Atlantic based out of The Island is where all the cool kids get their clothes. So go there NOW and buy some clothes!! Tell them Liam sent ya!!


PRIDE: Cast Away IV


 


Potan Nesquik v Porco Nudo


Another two 18 year olds making their debut. I don't know squat about either of these guys so who knows what can happen here?


Liam's Prediction: Toss of a coin. The coin said Nesquik. NEXT!


 


Bernard Earnhardt v Aaron Doucet


We now move on to the Fatty division where 2 fighters coming off losses will face off. One will win, one will lose.


Liam's Prediction: Doucet to land first and earn the first round KO.


 


Muhammad Ali v Jeikob Ortiz


Ortiz makes his debut against Ali, who hugged himself to a decision on his debut. Don't know much about Ortiz.


Liam's Prediction: I want Ortiz to knock him out, but my guess is Ali will hug him to another decision. Yawn.


 


Mark Sykes v Jeremi Wisniowiecki


Dammit, another fight another 2 debuts. Once again, i know nothing about Wis-what's-his-name-ecki and Sykes. The only hint of Sykes that i know is he answered a trivia question and then *puff* just like that, he's gone again!


Liam's Prediction: Sykes to use his size advantage to overpower Jeremi to score the late 1st round KO.


 


Jake Stevenson v Tyhma Saapas


Back to the fatty division as the Saapas takes on a guy with "little man syndrome" as midget Stevenson fights a guy almost twice his size. Why? I don't know.


Liam's Prediction: Saapas to eat Stevenson for lunch.


 


Ron Holley v Andries Harald


Last fight for the fatty division. Harald lost via Submission in his debut but is making his KT debut against fellow fatso Holley. Don't know much about Harald but Holley is a stupid head who doesn't know what good chicken tastes like! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY COOKING IS FINE!!!! .... stupid head!


 Liam's Prediction: As much as i want to see Holley's head get kicked in, i think he will pull the victory out of his ass. Then he will go to Sully's to celebrate. He's still a stupid head though...


 


-=BREAK=-


...And as you know The Island can get pretty hot. And what better way to cool down than to grab yourself an icy cold bottle of Sully's HB. Sully's HB is brewed right here on The Island and goes down great with a bucket of General Tso's chicken!


Ahhh, Sully's HB. Now available at Sully's Bar & Grill where you can watch the fights live on our HD screens!


Sully's HB, official drink of PRIDE KT

Remember to drink responsibly!


 


-=End Break=-


 


Ron Holley v Andries Harald


Last fight for the fatty division. Harald lost via Submission in his debut but is making his KT debut against fellow fatso Holley. Don't know much about Harald but Holley is a stupid head who doesn't know what good chicken tastes like! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY COOKING IS FINE!!!! .... stupid head!


Liam's Prediction: As much as i want to see Holley's head get kicked in, i think he will pull the victory out of his ass. Then he will go to Sully's to celebrate. He's still a stupid head though...


 


Grubby McFists v Abidemi Kwame


McFists is coming off a loss while Kwame is coming off a draw. The Grubby one is looking to last more than 16 seconds. Both are looking for their first win.


Liam's Prediction: Kwame to go one better and earn the decision victory.


 


Riski Hester v Calvin King


A fight that i will be watching closely as my boy Calvin King takes on Hester. Hester hugged his way to victory on his last fight while me man King scored the easy KO.


Liam's Prediction: King to continue to show the eye of the tiger and maul Hester! GO KING!!!


 


Gregor Five v Javier Martin


Big tall stick man Gregor makes his debut against midget Martin.


Liam's Prediction: Big tall skinny Five to hug Martin to victory. Yawn.


 


William Dillinger v Jerome Sinclair


Sinclair impressed and only needed 50 seconds to score the impressive KO victory. Dillinger has made it known that he is not scared and will bring the fight to him. I like that. He is also Irish which is another plus! Let's go Dillinger!!


Liam's Prediction: Dillinger to back up his words and score the KO victory. You should come to Sully's Bar & Grill for a celebratory beer!


 


And there you have it!!! Another event and lots of great fights with a lot of people i have never heard of!!!! My brother should be back next event so in the mean time, it has been great filling in for Sully and i'll see you all at the Bar & Grill!!!!

 

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