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GAMMA#451 Review

Global Association of MMA, Fight Organization, London
Company profile by Mentor Guru Corleone

Well for those of you who where not among the 93 thousand fans that attended the exciting GAMMA#451 event we just had at LA Memorial Colossuseum last December 27th....YOU MISSED IT ! But never fear, you have me, Kim Jong-un "The Screamun Koreaun" to bring you up to date on the incredible night you missed. We saw the continuation of the GAMMA organization's continued excellence in event presentation, and the belting of a new champion, Fat Gorrila, at the heavyweight division!



Our first fight tonight is in the light heavyweight division with

Soylent Grimm Record (4-0-0) vs Great Teacher Onizuka Record (24-15-0)

We have what appears to be a mismatched fight with a 28 year old, Soylent Grimm holding a record of only 4 fights, against a veteran fighter with 39 fights, Great Teacher Onizuka. So lets look at the tape. Soylent Grimm has 4 wins with 2 by knockout and 2 by decision and no losses. He will be fighting Great Teacher Onizuka with 24 wins, 18 of which are by knockout. This is looking rather nasty...but lets look deeper... Onizuka has 15 losses with 10 by knockout and is 36 years old and the Abu Dhabi Champion with Insane flexability. Onizuka is also a sensational boxer and Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling ability and holds a black belt in BJJ. Hmmmmmmm. And then we have Grimm who is an elite wrestler with a red belt in BJJ and has a good gas tank. I dont think this fight should of happened...the only hope I see for this young fighter is the fact that he has a good gas tank and Onizuka is perhaps slowing down with age. I predict a knockout by Onizuka UNLESS Grimm can take it to the later rounds and wear the older man down. So lets go see what happened...

Round 1. Ding Ding ! Grimm landing and Onizuka not landing... in fact it looks like speed may be the factor in this fight as everything Okizuka throws, Grimm seems able to avoid! Following a missed jab, Onizuka counters with a single leg into guard showing his experience and technique. Grimm looking for a guillotine as Onizuka is ground and pounding. Now Grimm sweeps and is returning the ground and pound as Onizuka looking for submissions off his back. Grimm landing elbows and gets full mount...but end of round. A round I have going to Grimm easily.

Round 2. Ding Ding ! Grimm is landing strikes and Onizuka is trying to clinch and gets it, loses it, trying again as Grimm still landing strikes. Onizuka motions for Grimm to come forward and when he does Onizuka tenderises Grimm's leg with a strong leg kick. Onizuka is starting to land strikes and Grimm follows a jab in and gets a takedown into Onizuka's guard. Onizuka looking for submissions and Grimm landing with strikes to the body and head. Onizuka sweeps into half guard on the top. Now its Grimm working for a submission and Onizuka ground and pounding. And thats the end of the round.

Round 3. Ding Ding ! Both men busy and accomplishing not much. Halfway into the round Onizuka starts to connect. Grimm trying several takedowns all stuffed. Grimm landing a few shots but his hands are dropping dangerously low and Onizuka connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Grimm scrambles back to his feet. Grimm slams home a kidney shot and Onizuka clinches up. Grimm jumps guard and slips and they come apart. Onizuka is stepping it up and connecting when the fight ends...will it be enough? NO ! The judges rule in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Soylent Grimm! Well thats a pleasant surprise! Guess the noob fighter was up to the challenge against a veteran fighter after all ! WAAHAAAA !!



Harry Potter Record (28-15-1) vs Max Hatred Record (19-8-0)

This next fight is in the light heavyweight division. First up we have "The Boy Who Lived" Harry Potter, with a record of 28 wins, 15 losses and 1 draws with 16 of his wins by way of knockout. He is an elite boxer and an wonderful Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling skills and a brown belt in BJJ and is reputed to have a granite chin. Potter has 15 losses with 6 of them by knockout, 1 by submission and 8 by decision. His opponent is "Psycho Shooter" Max Hatred with a record of 19 wins, 8 losses and 0 draws with 9 knockouts. He is a sensational boxer and Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling and a brown belt in BJJ. Hatred is reputed to be VERY fast. Hatred also has 9 losses with 1 by knockout, 2 by submission and 6 from decisions. So what does this all mean? I don't know...so lets go find out!

Round 1. Ding Ding ! Hatred is the aggressor and scoring, and Potter is counter-punching effectively. This advantage goes back and forth throughout the round with alot of action and counter-punching. Harry Potter seems to have taken that round.

Round 2. Ding Ding ! Both fighters throwing and mostly missing with the best shots being thrown by Hatred who has stepped up his kicking game. The last minute Potter starts landing punches and gets overconfident and drops his hands dangerously low and Hatred connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Potter scrambles back to his feet just in time for the bell !

Round 3. Ding Ding ! Potter again landing with punches, but still has his hands to low. Hatred is back to the kicking and Potter's leg has a nasty welt from all the connections. Potter starting to land punches now but Hatred is stepping up his game in an attempt to steal the fight. Potter talking shit to Hatred saying "You're gunna get knocked out" and lands 2 punches to Hatred's head. Hatred clinches in an attempt to keep Potter where he can land something, but Potter is controlling the action in the clinch and times up! Potter definitely won the final round and has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. So it surprises me not that the winner by unanimous decision is Harry Potter! WAAHAAAA !!



Alfred Hammarskjold Record (28-15-0) vs Eric Cartman Record (20-14-0)

This next fight is in the super heavyweight division. First up we have Alfred Hammarskjold, with a record of 28 wins, 15 losses and 0 draws with 22 of his wins by way of knockout. He is an sensational boxer and an exceptional Muay Thai fighter with elite wrestling skills and a black belt in BJJ and is reputed to have awesome cardio. Hammarskjold has 15 losses with 13 of them by knockout, and 2 by decision.

His opponent is Eric Cartman with a record of 20 wins, 14 losses and 0 draws with 15 knockouts. He is a sensational boxer and a wonderful Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling and a brown belt in BJJ. Cartman is reputed to have a great cardio. Cartman also has 14 losses with 9 by knockout, 1 by submission and 4 from decisions.

Both men seem to have knockout ability and both of them have wooden chins....so this fight I would not be surprised to see a knockout...but the question I cant make a call on is WHO? So lets take a gander at what transpired.

Round 1. Ding Ding ! Cartman is working the jab, and Hammarskjold looking for a takedown. Cartman keeps trying to clinch and both are throwing strikes and landing a few... Clinching against the cage with Hammarskjold looking for a takedown. Cartman with an elbow and it looks like Alfred Hammarskjold has been cut. Both men are landing shots and Hammarskjold still trying for a takedown. Hammarskjold gets a takedown and starts doing damage. Cartman trying to control position and the round ends. The cut man is working on Alfred Hammarskjold's cut.

Round 2. Ding Ding ! Hammarskjold's again looking for a takedown and Cartman wanting to clinch. Hammarskjold uses a hip toss and get the takedown into side control. Hammarskjold is scoring with some nice ground and pound, and Cartman is looking to get full guard. Hammarskjold scoring with strikes to the body and head, then goes for a kimura. Cartman has locked up a kimura from the bottom and forces Hammarskjold roll out of the hold and Cartman has ended up in side control on the top. Cartman goes to work and is dropping bombs on Hammarskjold. Its looking bad for Hammarskjold and he's cut again! Cartman starts pecking away at the cut and its nasty! The referee calls the doctor in to look at Alfred Hammarskjold's cut. And thats it ! The Doc has called an end to the bout at 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Eric Cartman! WAAHAAAA !! WAAHAAAA !!

Alfred Hammarskjold Record (28-15-0) vs Eric Cartman Record (20-14-0)

Marko Torturo Record (39-18-4) vs Calvin Johnson Record (26-19-0)

This next fight is in the light heavyweight division. First up we have Calvin Johnson, with a record of 26 wins, 19 losses and 0 draws with 21 of his wins by way of knockout. He is an elite boxer and Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling skills and a brown belt in BJJ and is reputed to have great flexability. Johnson has 19 losses with 17 of them by knockout, 1 by submission and 1 by decision.

His opponent is Marko Torturo with a record of 39 wins, 18 losses and 4 draws with 17 knockouts. He is a sensational boxer and Muay Thai fighter with exceptional wrestling and a brown belt in BJJ. Toturo is reputed to have a granite chin and he better have, because Johnson has 21 knockouts in his 26 wins! Torturo has 18 losses with 7 by knockout and 11 from decisions. Along with his extensive experience in the ring comes a somewhat aging body. There might be a stamina issue in this fight. So it appears we have Calvin Johnson a power striker with a glass chin up against Marko Torturo with good knockout power and a granite chin. So lets see how the fight went.

Round 1. Ding Ding ! Both fighters get busy but alot of air shots and the few that land belong to Torturo. Finally they clinch and Torturo scores with a nice hook to the head, cutting Johnson. The fighters break apart and are trading shots and a low kick from Torturo lands where it shouldn't have, and we have a 5 minute break for Johnson to recover. After which, Torturo lands a couple more kicks and the round ends. The cut man is working on Calvin Johnson's cut.

Round 2. Ding Ding ! Johnson trying to clinch, no luck. Torturo's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Johnson connects clean with a right hook that sends Torturo down to one knee! Torturo scrambles back to his feet. Both fighters throwing alot but landing little. However, now Torturo seems to be getting the better of the standup. Marko Torturo seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far, but he seems to be favoring his leg due to all the kicks. Its a back and forth mostly with misses and counters to the end of the round. Close call, but I think Marko Torturo got that round. The cut man is working on Calvin Johnson's cut.

Round 3. Ding Ding ! Both men throwing shots and both eating a few also. Torturo keeps kicking Johnson's leg and its looking very tender now. Torturo lands a beauty of a right hand and a couple more leg kicks. Torturo lands a powerful looking uppercut and a crotch kick...5 minutes for Johnson to recover. One minute left and Johnson throws a flurry of punches, all air, and then clinches. He knows he needs a big finish but Torturo is defending nicely and the fight is over. In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Marko Torturo!WAAHAAAA !!



Ender Wiggin Record (28-18-0) vs Tiki Toke Record (16-10-1)

We had a bout in the 205 pound light heavyweight division between Tiki "Smokin" Toke and Ender Wiggin (80914). Toke has a mediocre record of 16-10-1 with 8 of his wins coming by submission. Wiggin has record of 28-18-0 with 22 of his wins coming by knockout. However 16 of his losses are also by knockout. So we have a knockout artist with a glass chin against a submission specialist with knockout ability. Both men are rumored to have excellent cardio. Hmmmm this could be interesting...lets see what happened.

Round 1. Ding Ding ! Its all Wiggin until Toke lands an elbow from the clinch and Wiggin is cut above the eye. Wiggin using the Thai clinch and landing knees to head and body and Toke is trying to break away. Wiggin is throwing everything and its all landing, knees and uppercuts and elbows... Toke is taking a beating and trying to break the clinch. Toke finally lands a couple elbows and breaks free from the clinch. And then, can u believe? after all that struggle to break free, Toke goes back into the clinch. And sure enough he takes a butt whoopin until the end of the round.

Round 2. Ding Ding ! Toke tries to keep at a distance but Wiggin has taken the fight into the clinch. With the success he had last round from the clinch I would too. And the beatdown continues...one thing for sure this Toke guy can take some damage! With the exception of a couple hooks Toke lands, he is getting a serious arse whoopin. And coming as no surprise, a sweet uppercut by Wiggin has Toke rocked! He is staggering so badly I dont know if he fell or that was a takedown attempt. Either way Wiggin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Toke is getting his legs straight again and Wiggin smartly goes back to the clinch where he knees Toke in the head. Toke actually gets a couple shots to land but Wiggin lands another big knee! That's hurt Toke! Oh, he's all over the place! Wiggin lands another knee that sends Toke to the floor and the referee steps in to end the fight! WAAHAAAAA!!! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ender Wiggin! WAAHAAAA !! WAAHAAAA !!



Rufus McTearson Record (19-7-2) VS Genghis Khan Record (15-7-0)

Next we have a welterweight fight with the "Abu Dhabi Champ" Genghis Khan with a record of 15 wins, 7 losses and 0 draws, this man has remarkable boxing and Muay Thai skills and is a sensational wrestler with a black belt in BJJ and is insanely flexible. This fighter has zero (T)KOs, 9 submissions and 6 decisions in his win column.

His opponent, Rufus McTearson, with a record of 19 wins, 7 losses and 2 draws, is a elite boxer and Muay Thai fighter with exceptional wrestling skills and holds a brown belt in BJJ. He is known to have good stamina with 10 (T)KOs and 9 wins by decision. Lets check out how things turn out.

Round 1. Ding Ding ! Khan with a takedown and trying to work ground and pound but McTearson works some decent striking defense from the bottom. So with nothing much happening the referee decides to stand the fighters back up. Both fighters punching and both landing a few shots. McTearson throws some body kicks, no glory. Khan with another takedown with McTearson getting full guard. Reversal ! McTearson is on top and controlling well, and Khan is striking looking for a submission. But the referee aint happy and gets them on thier feet again. But its end of round.

Round 2. Ding Ding! Both men throwing and missing. Khan with several takedown attempts. McTearson landing a few shots now and Khan stumbles. McTearson throws a body kick and Khan lands a nice hook. McTearson with a couple nice kicks and Khan still trying for a takedown. Both men busy but Khan is taking more punishment. McTearson lands some kicks and then lets his hands go. Khan continues to try to get a takedown, and finally gets it and into side control. He cant manage much of anything though and the round ends. Looks like that round goes to McTearson.

Round 3. Ding Ding! Khan again going for the takedown and fails. McTearson is now landing kicks and punches. Khan has failed 3 takedown attempts and McTearson is landing at will. Khan eventually gets a takedown and into McTearson's guard but McTearson gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top and lands a couple of decent looking shots. Then they struggle for a bit for position and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up. McTearson lands with a nice combination. Genghis Khan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Both men swinging but McTearson landing far more shots and ends the fight with a nice combination. The score cards are in, and its an unanimous decision for Rufus McTearson! WAAHAAAA !!



Bill Belton Record (29-15-1) vs Dick Inc Record (31-20-1)

Coming up we have a middleweight bout between Bill Belton and Dick Inc. Bill Belton is a elite wrestler and Muay Thai fighter with superb boxing and brown belt in BJJ, combined with insane flexiblity but has zero submissions. He is not known as a knockout kinda guy with only 7 wins by KO but he has 22 wins by decision. He also has 13 losses by decision, so this guy is all about going the distance. Taking a look at Dick Inc, we see another fighter not known for his knockouts. Inc is an exceptional boxer and Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling and holds a black belt in BJJ. His record shows wins with only 5 KO's and 22 submissions and only 4 decisions. Inc has been knocked out 12 times with 2 losses by submission and 6 by decision. Well Im gonna make a prediction...IF there is a knockout I pick Bill Benton with a kick, and if there is no knockout, I pick Dick Inc by submission. So lets go see what happened...

Round 1. Ding Ding ! Donk. Belton catches Inc right on the button with a cross. Inc shoots but Belton leaves Inc with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully and then keeps Inc at a distance using the push kick. Inc is punching and kicking and trying for a takedown, but no luck until a jab catches Belton and bloodies his nose. They both throwing shots but no real effect. Belton is looking good and connecting some shots now. Inc with a takedown attempt stuffed by Belton. Inc again trying a takedown and he gets it! Inc looking to pass guard and Belton wanting to sweep or stand. Neither fighter is getting much done and the referee stands them up. Inc still looking to go to the ground but Belton has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. Belton is starting to land as he works to keep Inc back. And Belton continues to land...in fact if you will excuse the French, he is kicking the shit out of Inc! Ding Ding! I think its a good thing for Inc the round ended cause he was getting kicked to hell and back. With an ending like that I have no question that round belonged to Bill Belton!

Round 2, Ding Ding ! Inc starts the action with a missed hook and Belton replies with lovely straight right hand! Inc's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks last round and is likely going to be slowing him down. Inc shooting but cant get it and Belton lands the left hand. Inc cant seem to land anything and Belton starts kicking the legs. Inc finally connects with a leg kick and follows up with a takedown into half guard. Inc works hard to land some ground and pound but Belton defends nicely and eventually the referree stands the fighters up again. The fighters exchange a couple shots and WHAM! That's a knee to de groin and Inc crumples. Takes his time to recover, during which time Belton apologizes and then the fight continues. Inc is throwing strikes and beating hell out of the air. Belton is countering everything Inc throws and landing a shot here and there. The round ends with Belton looking like he's taking charge of the fight now.

Round 3. Ding Ding ! Inc with a low kick and a good uppercut which Belton returns a cross to the head and a leg kick. Tit for tat here. Belton kicking, kicking...Inc punching and missing and takes a hook to the side of his head. Belton still kicking and landing, and now an uppercut. Inc attempts a takedown and earns a few punches for his effort. Both men are throwing and mostly missing. Now Dick Inc has stepped it up, he knows he needs a finish here and he scores with a three punch combo! Belton connects with a body shot that sends Inc's belly button to the back, a quick right hand to the jaw and a low kick. Inc has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Belton. Belton kicking and landing almost everything, but Inc is still standing when the bell sounds. And Bill Belton is the winner by unanimous decision... Bill Belton !

Giuseppe Maldini Record (15-9-1) vs Patrick Bateman Record (22-10-0)

Coming up we have a super heavyweight bout between Patrick Bateman and Giuseppe Maldini. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere? Lets look at the records and see what we can guess for a prediction. Maldini has 15 wins, 14 by knockout so he has serious knockout ability. HOWEVER Bateman has 22 wins ALL by KO, showing incedible knockout ability, so for me...I gotta figure this fight aint going the distance thats for sure. Bateman might show a slightly weaker chin with 6 KO loses compared to Maldini's one, but its not such a high number considering how many fights he has. Neither fighter is "over the hill" in age so I dont see that as a factor. Maldini has exceptional boxing and Muay Thai skills for his standup game versus Bateman having sensational boxing and superb Muay Thai. Which tells me Maldini may have a better standup/striking. Ground skills show Maldini with an advantage as a sensational wrestler holding a brown belt in BJJ compared to Bateman being an exceptional wrestling and has a purple belt in BJJ. So this is a tough call and Im not gonna make a prediction...lets go see what happened.

Round 1. Ding Ding ! The action is started by Bateman with a jab to the head and a lazy left followed by a kick to Maldini's head. Maldini throws a jab and a kick that grazes the top of Batemans head and hes cut ! Bateman eats an overhand right and trys to drive Maldini back with a head kick and some hooks, all missing. Maldini kicks back a couple times, missing. Then Maldini feints with a left and delivers a massive head kick! Bateman collapses like a ragdoll! Game over! WAAAHAAAAA !!! WAA! WAHHAAAAA !! Great knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Giuseppe Maldini! WAAHAAAA !! WAAHAAAA !!



Lan Mandragoran Record (25-12-0) vs Evander Holyshit Record (40-24-1)

Our next review is a fight at super heavyweight between Lan Mandragoran and Evander Holyshit. This was scheduled to be a 3-round fight but Lan Mandragoran decided to end it at 1:13 of round 3, by way of TKO (Strikes). This was a great fight between 2 big hitters and Im not surprised it ended by way of knockout OR that it earned KO of the night award. With Lan "Aanallein" Mandragoran holding 23 (T)KOs and Evander Holyshit holding 24 (T)KOs, I knew this fight was unlikely to go the distance. And considering Lan is an elite boxer and an elite Muay Thai fighter, I would of predicted it would be him win by KO. But with Evander being a sensational boxer and having exceptional Muay Thai skills himself, its real hard to know whats going to happen when two powerful strikers get in the cage together. Even when you consider the losses by KO the 2 fighters are about the same with Lan being KO'ed 9 times and Evander losing by KO 10 times. So it was a difficult prediction. But enough of that, lets see how the fight went...

Round 1. Ding Ding ! Holyshit connects first with a jab followed by a looping left that looked like it dazed Mandradoran who responds with a jab that cuts Evander. The fighters are mixing it up nicely with both landing some shots and a couple kicks as well. Both men are kicking and both are landing, its a WAR out there! They go back and forth with both getting some great shots in but as the round comes to the end I think Holyshit landed more damage shots. The cut man is working on Evander Holyshit's cut.

Round 2. Ding Ding ! Holyshit comes out kicking and Mandragoran counters nicely and then lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering. Neither fighter seems to be connecting with much for a while but the majority of shots that do find a home come from Holyshit. Giving up on the kicks, Mandragoran pops out some nice jabs and then both are back to kicking and punching but most are missing. Finally Mandragoran lands a thudding body kick and then takes a good shot to the nose. A couple more decent kicks by Mandragoran and a good hook. Mandragoran took that round but not in a dominant manner.

Final round, round 3. Ding Ding ! Both fighters come out swinging air shots for the most part, with Mandragoran landing a few weak blows and Holyshit trys a few kicks. Mandragoran continues to land a few and manages to snap Holyshit head back with a nice jab. Holyfield still can't land...and Mandragoran scores with a counter punch that sends Holyshit to the canvas! Mandragoran goes for the finish and the ref has stopped it! Holyshit has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics! WOW that was fun! A good fight with a crowd pleasing finish WAAAHOOOO!! Its a fight deserving of KO of the night award! WAAAHOOOO!! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lan Mandragoran! WAAHAAAA !!



Heavyweight TITLE Fight: We have the Challenger, Fat Gorrila with a Record of (11-6-0) versus the Champion Kenichi Shirahama with a Record of (33-14-1)

Tale of the Tape: The Champion, Kenichi Shirahama with a Record of 33-15-1 obviously had the experience advantage with double the fights the challenger Fat Gorrila had. In fact he had over double the wins and loses and draws also. Fat Gorrila seems to have slightly better standup skills, but Kenichi Shirahama has better ground skills. However something else to consider is the age issue, This fight went to the 5th round and the challenger at 26 years old is smack in the middle of prime age for fighting while the Champion is how can we say this nicely...? Aging nicely towards twilight of fight age? However, these 2 fighters put on a fine performance for almost 5 entire rounds. By now you probably know the result with Fat Gorrila becoming the new Heavyweight Champion by a knockout at 3:55 seconds of the 5th round. So lets review just HOW this happened.

Round 1. Ding Ding ! They get busy right away with Shirahama landing a body punch and Gorrila pops him with a straight right. And from the look on their faces it looks like the blood pressure is pounding already. They are trading blows and Shirahama lands a nice shot that snaps Gorrila's head back. Gorilla is landing a few leg kicks probably trying to slow the older man down in case it goes to later rounds. Shirahama fakes a left and lands a spinning back fist! Gorrila is trying kicks but no success and Shirahama fakes again and slams a body shot in. Gorrila still kicking with nothing landing and Shirahama jabbing and hooking body shots and landing. Against the cage now with Fats Gorrila trying to keep it standing and Shirahama looking for a takedown from the clinch. Shirahama jumps into guard, dragging Gorrila to the mat workiing for a submission, and wont let Gorrila up. Shirahama is getting shut down on submission attempts as Gorilla defends well but no real action and the referee stands them up. Nothing seems to be working for Gorilla until he lands a nice uppercut that snaps Shirahama's head back. Shirahama responds with a takedown into side control. The round ends with nothing much happening and it seems clear to me Shirahama dominated the standup and the ground work.

Round 2. Ding Ding ! Shirahama gets the action started with a failed takedown attempt and gorrila sinks a nice body shot that stuns Shirahama. Gorrila kicking again with no real affect and Shirahama is connecting body shots and then snaps Gorrila's head back and shoots for a takedown. Gorrila plays to the crowd and says "Ole"! as he jumps to the side. Gorrila is back to the kick attack he seems focused on since the beginning of the fight. And Shirahama again gets the takedown. They struggling for positioning with Gorrila trying to get to his feet and Shirahama working for a submission and throwing a few punches, but the referree stands them up. Gorrila finally lands 2 punches in a row and then lands an uppercut. Shirahama also punching but it appears Gorrila is starting to take control of the standing game. Still throwing kicks mixed with punches, Gorrila is starting to land. Shirahama going for takedowns again but no success. Rest of the round goes pretty much the same. Gorilla landing the occassional nice punch or kick and Shirahama failing the takedowns and missing strikes. It looks like a round for Gorrila as he appeared to start imposing his will.

Round 3. Ding Ding ! Gorrila with a clinch and Shirahama with a takedown. Shirahama working some ground and pound but no precision and Gorrila defending nicely. The referre stands them up but Shirahama gets another takedown! Repeat action/NOT-action and the referree stands them up again. Gorrila cliches and Shirahama pulls guard and is working for a submission from his back. Gorrila eventually manages to stand up and both throwing strikes, but no love when suddenly Shirahama cracks Gorrila with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at each other and high-five before getting back down to business. Shirahama with a few jabs. And that’s the end of the round. That looked like Shirahama's round for sure...this fight is back and forth! At this point its hard to predict a winner.

Round 4. Ding Ding ! Shirahama lands with a good body shot, and trys a takedown which Gorrila pushes off and then lands a cross to side of his Shirahama's head. They clinch and Shirahama fails in pulling guard and trys a takedown instead and Gorrila pushes him away. Gorrila kicks and misses, and Shirahama kicks and lands a crotch shot! Gorrila has 5 minutes to recover. Gorrila thumbs up that hes ok and the fighters get busy. Gorrila throws a good body kick that hurts Shirahama followed with a body punch Shirahama lands an uppercut in retailiation. A few kicks from Gorrila, and then he lands another hit which he follows with a taunt to the Champion saying "You're gunna get knocked out". They are trading blows with Gorrila getting most of the connections, but he is dripping sweat and looks exhausted. The younger man is showing a stamina shortage maybe and is moving into the clinch when Shirahama catches him coming in and counters with a nice double leg takedown into guard. Reversal for Gorrila. Reversal for Shirahama, who is now on top in Gorrila's guard and lands a couple of decent looking shots. Alot of transistions there! Shirahama throwing alot of ground and pound but Gorilla defending nicely until the end of the round. Hard to call that round, but Fat Gorrila will probably get the nod based on the more effective strikes.

Round 5. The final round. Ding Ding! Gorrila comes right out attacking but its Shirahama who connects first with a jab and impressive looking overhand right followed by a body shot. Gorrila cracks Shirahama with an uppercut, and Shirahama swings at air. Gorrila is keeping Shirahama at a distance using the push kick. The fight moves into the clinch position and Gorrila lands a body punch. Both fighters look tired and Gorilla looking to slow the pace with underhooks. Getting his breath Gorrila is starting to land damage with the knees and an elbow. Now an uppercut! Shirahama is trying to pull guard but Gorrila has him pressed against the cage. Shirahama keeps trying to pull guard but Gorrila holding him against the fence and starting to score shots again. Again Shirahama fails to pull guard and Gorrila now landing knees to Shirahama's head and Shirahama takes a knee right on the jaw! It looks like Kenichi Shirahama has been cut. Gorrila is punching and Shirahama is rocked! Gorrila trying to end it, but Shirahama keeps defending and trying to pull guard. Its all Gorrila now with body shots and uppercuts landing when Gorrila drops Shirahama onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Shirahama struggles to his feet but he is all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Gorrila lands a right hand, and then there's a huge knee which drops Shirahama to the floor. He's out cold!! I hope he's still got all his teeth! WAAHAAAA !!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 5, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Fat Gorrila! Fat Gorrila is the new heavyweight champion! And this fight also got the "Fight of the night award"! WAAHAAAA !! Well this is Kim Jong-un "The Screamun Koreaun" saying Good Night, Ladies and Gentlemen... WAAHAHAHAAAA !!

 

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