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 Reviewed By Kim Jong-un "The Screamun Koreaun"
On 17 Jan 2015, The Global Association of MMA presented GAMMA#456 Gorrila vs Lan. This event was located at the Wombley Arena in London, and was proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas. Attendance of 93,184 screaming fight fans was impressive and the additional Pay-Per-View of 236,618 brings the total to 329,802 fans who saw this event. This event had 10 fights on the card, and we had 3 (T)KOs, with one noteworthy and record setting 5-second knockout by Charles LaFontier (173319) along with 6 decisions and 1 submission due to BEATDOWN from Harry Potter (83976) and a TON of Roman Colosseum kind of excitement in the air ! Kim Jong-un, "The Screamun Koreaun" here to walk you through the battles. WAAHAAAA !!!
Our first review is a bout in the 205 division between Zoran Miloshevich (102408) represented by his manager, Gerbert Bryant (84742) a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance; versus Soylent Grimm (187741) represented by his manager, Whymer Van Mastodon (40116) also a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance.
Zoran Miloshevich is 37 years old and brings a record of 30-20-0. His wins are 21 (T)KOs, 5 Subs and 4 Decisions. His losses are 9 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 11 Decisions. His primary fighting styles are Muay Thai and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Miloshevich is reputed to be extremely flexxible.
Soylent Grimm is 28 years old and has a record of 5-0-0. His wins are 2 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 3 Decisions. Grimm has no losses. His primary fighting styles are boxing and wrestling. Grimm is reputed to have good cardio.
Fight Stats: Miloshevich landed 3 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 3 strikes landed. Miloshevich also initiated 4 clinckes and got 1 takedown. Grimm landed 1 standing strike, 0 clinch strikes and 6 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 7 strikes landed. Grimm also got 4 takedowns.
Results: All 3 judges saw the fight the same at 28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Soylent Grimm!
Our second review is in the 185 pound division between "The Cannibal" Karl Denke (63718) represented by his manager, Jay Stoner (55630) with no alliance; versus Juan "Punch" Tamad (141247) represented by his manager Mike Hunt (39215) a member of the Hitokiri-13 alliance.
Karl Denke is 38 years old and has a record of 38-18-1. His wins are 14 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 24 Decisions. His losses are 0 (T)KOs, 2 Subs and 16 Decisions. Denke's primary fighting styles are boxing and wrestling. He is reputed to have a granite chin.
Juan Tamad is 33 years old and has a record of 22-15-1. His wins are 9 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 13 Decisions. His losses are 3 (T)KOs, 1 Sub and 11 Decisions. Tamad's primary fighting skills are boxing and wrestling. He is reputed to also have a granite chin.
Fight Stats: Denke landed 50 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 4 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 54 strikes landed. Denke also is credited with 1 clinch and 6 takedowns. Tamad landed 16 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 16 strikes landed.
Results: All 3 judges saw the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Karl Denke!
The third review is in the 170 pound division between Stanly Williams (174422) represented by his manager, John Footpenis (12481) a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance; versus Genghis "The Mongoloid" Khan (198249) represented by his manager, GSP's Illegitimate Son (79001) also a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance.
Genghis Khan is 27 years old and has a record of 15-8-0. His wins are 0 (T)KOs, 9 Subs and 6 Decisions. His losses are 2 (T)KOs, 1 Sub and 5 Decisions. Khan's primary fighting styles are wrestling and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. He is reputed to have good cardio.
Stanly Williams is 30 years old and has a record of 16-10-0. His wins are 7 (T)KOs, 3 Subs and 6 Decisions. His losses are 1 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 9 Decisions. Williams's primary fighting skills are boxing and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. He is rumored to be extremely flexible.
Fight Stats: Williams landed 5 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 12 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 17 strikes landed. Williams also had 4 takedowns. Khan landed 1 standing strike, 0 clinch strikes and 2 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 3 strikes landed. Khab also had 2 takedowns.
Results: The judges saw the fight as follows, 29:28/29:28/30:27 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stanly Williams !
Our fourth review will be in the 205 pound division between "The Boy Who Lived" Harry Potter (83976) represented by his manager, Jordan Johnson (7438) a member of the Cold Blooded Killers alliance; versus Mertsi "Teufel Jr" Peltola (177993) represented by his manager, Atte Peltola (70356) a member of the FinnFighters alliance.
Mertsi Peltolais 29 years old and has a record of 21-13-1. His wins are 4 (T)KOs, 9 Subs and 8 Decisions. His losses are 12 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 1 Decision. Peltolais's primary fighting styles are boxing and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. We been hearing that he has good cardio.
Harry Potter is 37 years old and has a record of 29-15-1. His wins are 16 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 13 Decisions. His losses are 6 (T)KOs, 1 Sub and 8 Decisions. Potter's primary fighting skills are boxing and wrestling. He is reputed to be extremely flexible.
Fight Stats: Potter landed 10 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 10 strikes landed. Peltola landed 10 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 10 strikes landed. Peltola also had 1 takedown.
Results: After 0:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of submission (BEATDOWN-Strikes). Harry Potter!
The fifth review on our card is in the 205 pound division between Calvin Johnson (137439) represented by his manager, Jake LeBeau (96053) with no alliance; versus Charles LaFontier (173319) represented by his manager, Kjell Svärd (62670) a member of the Lords of War alliance.
Charles LaFontier is 30 years old and holds a record of 18-13-0. His wins are 15 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 3 Decisions. His losses are 12 (T)KOs, 1 Sub and 0 Decisions. LaFontier's primary fighting skills are boxing and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. It has been said that he has a good gas tank.
Calvin Johnson is 34 years old and holds a record of 26-20-0. His wins are 21 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 5 Decisions. His losses are 17 (T)KOs, 1 Sub and 2 Decisions. His primary fighting skills are boxing and wrestling. He is reputed to be extremely flexible.
Fight Stats: Why bother?
Results: After 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charles LaFontier!
The first fight on our Main card is in the 265+ pounds division between "American Psycho" Patrick Bateman (180187) represented by his manager, Digga Dogman (91254) a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance; versus Aleksanteri "The Siberian Bear" Karelin (185978) represented by his manager, Atte Peltola (70356) of the FinnFighters alliance.
Aleksanteri Karelin is 29 years old and has a record of 21-13-0. His win column shows 14 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 7 Decisions. His losses are 4 (T)KOs, 4 Subs and 5 Decisions. Karelin is a sensational boxer and an exceptional Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling ability. He also holds a brown belt in BJJ and is reputed to have good cardio.
Patrick Bateman is 32 years old and has a record of 22-11-0. His win column shows 22 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 0 Decisions. his loss column shows 6 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 5 Decisions. Bateman is a sensational boxer and a superb (10) Muay Thai fighter with exceptional wrestling ability. He also holds a purple belt in BJJ and is reputed to have a granite chin.
Hylights... Bateman lands first and continues to land. Karelin rallies and lands a few shots and then a takedown but fails to make anything happen and the referree stands them up. Bateman starts a kicking attack and lands several and one high kick cuts Karelin. Karelin trying takedowns but no love. Towards end of round Karelin tries to steal it and lands several times but Bateman dominated that round. Round 2. Both men land a few and Karelin gets a takedown but fails to land and the regerree stands them up. Both mean landing shots and Karelin keeps trying for takedowns. Towards end of round, Karelin cracks Bateman with an uppercut from hell and Bateman crumples to the canvas. he was out for a moment but snaps too and clings to Karelin's legs and pulled him into guard until the round ends with Karelin taking it. Round 3. Both mean landing but Bateman maybe landing more until he catches one on the nose and its bleeding. Then Karelin takes advantage and gets a takedown. But after a couple minutes of frustration/nothing, the referree stands them up. They trade a couple shots and end of fight. Last round was close...lets see what the judges said.
Fight Stats: Bateman landed 33 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 1 ground strike for a TOTAL of 34 strikes landed. Karelin landed 24 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 5 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 29 strikes landed. Karelin is also credited with 3 takedowns.
Results: The 3 judges saw the fight a bit differently with scores of 29:28/30:28/29:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Patrick Bateman!
This second event on our Main card is a bout in the 170 pound division between "Cocaine Is Hullava Drug" Rick James (143516) represented by his manager, Igor Psycho (6994) a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance; versus "The Brown Norge" Jurmas Uusisto (138062) represented by his manager Zenaral Mänätzer (5415) of the FinnFighters alliance.
Rick James is 33 years old and has a record of 36-17-1. His win column shows 15 (T)KOs, 9 Subs and 12 Decisions. His loss column shows 8 (T)KOs, 2 Subs and 7 Decisions. James is a sensational boxer and an elite Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling ability. He also holds a brown belt in BJJ and is reputed to be extremely flexible.
Jurmas Uusisto is 33 years old and has a record of 36-17-1. His win column shows 15 (T)KOs, 9 Subs and 12 Decisions. His loss column shows 8 (T)KOs, 2 Subs and 7 Decisions. Uusisto is a sensational boxer and an exceptional Muay Thai fighter with elite wrestling ability. He also holds a black belt in BJJ and is reputed to have good cardio.
Hylights... James lands first. James with a combo and Uusisto is cut. Uusisto gets a takedown. Uusisto with a sub attempt and then lots and lots of ground and pound. More ground and pound and just at end of round, Uusisto finally gets full mount, but to late. End of round...for Uusisto. Round 2. Uusisto chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick from James who also jumps into the clinch when Uusisto stands. Uusisto is landing and eventually beats his way out of the clinch and then stalks James and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into James's face. James staggers backwards, shaken. WOW what action ! WAAAHAAA!! Uusisto clinches up with James and has 3 takedown attempts stuffed by James and they mix it up nicely until the end of a GREAT round won by Uusisto. Round 3. A predictable low kick from James and Uusisto counters with a nice double leg into guard. James is working for an escape and hooks one of Uusisto's legs and takes Uusisto's back! Now Uusisto reverses and is in James's guard. Uusisto is landing shots and now landing elbows! James with a kimura from the bottom, forcing Uusisto roll and now its James in side control on top. James stands just to be taken down by Uusisto just before end of fight. WOW what an action fight! Lets see what the judges say...
Fight Stats: James landed 5 standing strikes, 7 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 12 strikes landed. James is also cfredited with 1 clinch. Uusisto landed 5 standing strikes, 14 clinch strikes and 7 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 26 strikes landed. Uusisto is also credited with 3 takedowns and 1 clinch.
Results: The 3 judges see the fight a bit differently with scores of 27:30/27:30/28/29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jurmas Uusisto!
Our third Main card event is a fight in the 170 pound division between "Rip" Rufus McTearson (186694) represented by his manager, Dom Jaehnke (20196) a member of the Milwaukee's Best alliance; versus Yeshua "I AM" Immanuel (123742) represented by his manager, Boondock The Destroyer (503) a member of THE ILLUMINATI alliance.
Yeshua Immanuel is 32 years old with a record of 15-7-1. His win column shows 13 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 2 Decisions. His loss column shows 7 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 0 Decisions. Immanuel is a sensational boxer and an elite Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling ability. He also holds a brown belt in BJJ and is reputed to have good cardio.
Rufus McTearson is 29 years old and holds a record of 20-7-2. His win column shows 10 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 10 Decisions. His loss column shows 0 (T)KOs, 2 Subs and 5 Decisions. McTearson is an elite boxer and Muay Thai fighter with exceptional wrestling ability. He also holds a brown belt in BJJ and is reputed to be extremely flexible.
Hylights... First strike landed by McTearson. Next 3 minutes are all McTearson, in fact its quite simply a BEATDOWN until the last minute when Immanuel rallies a bit and lands a few shots before the end of the round. Round 2. Immanuel must be upset with last rounds beatdown and come right out and crotch kicks McTearson. But at least hes gonna fight ha? McTearson responds with a barrage of strikes and is again beating on Immanuel. Immanuel is trying to fight back with little success until he clinches and then turns up the heat. Immanuel is taking charge of the fight in the clinch and lands a half dozen shots in a row and McTearson has been cut. The round ends. A close second round but Yeshua Immanuel will probably get the nod. Round 3. Immanuel comes out kicking and takes a counterpunch that rocks him. McTearson jumps in for the kill and hes got it ! WAHOOO WAAHAAA !!! That was a SWEET knockout!
Fight Stats: McTearson landed 34 standing strikes, 4 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 38 strikes landed. Immanuel landed 21 standing strikes, 8 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 29 strikes landed. Immanuel is also credited with 1 clinch.
Results: After 0:20 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Rufus McTearson!
And now its the Co-Main event with a bout in the 170 pound division with five 5-minute rounds. This is a TITLE fight between Renan St Juste (102580) represented by his manager, Gale Hawthorne (22636) a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance; versus Marshall Noir (112792) represented by his manager, Whymer Van Mastodon (40116) also a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance.
Marshall Noir is 35 years old is the challenger and has a record of 28-13-2. His win column indicates 13 (T)KOs 4 Subs and 11 Decisions. His loss column shows 0 (T)KOs, 2 Subs and 11 Decisions. Noir is an exceptional boxer and Muay Thai fighter with elite wrestling ability. He also holds a black belt in BJJ and is reputed to have a granite chin. Noir is sponsored by AnonymouS (4269) a clothing store based in Montreal, and Hellbent (1058) a clothing store based in Las Vegas.
Renan St Juste is 35 years old and our current Middleweight Champion, and has a record of 28-13-2. His win column shows 13 (T)KOs, 4 Subs and 11 Decisions. His loss column indicates 0 (T)KOs, 2 Subs and 11 Decisions. Juste is an exceptional boxer and Muay Thai fighter with elite wrestling ability. He also holds a black belt in BJJ and is reputed to be extremely flexible. Juste is also sponsored by AnonymouS (4269) a clothing store based in Montreal, and Hellbent (1058) a clothing store based in Las Vegas.
Hylights... Noir with a takedown. Noir missing missing and then lands a couple elbows. Noir with a triangle but St Juste escapes. Noir landing strikes as much on the mat as St Juste. Noir now with an armbar but St Juste escapes and stands up. The round ends with Noir looking for a takedown. Round for Noir. Round 2. Noir with a kick and a takedown. St Juste with a reversal. Noir working for a submission and now sweeps for a reversal. BORING for a while and finally St Juste manages a sweep reversal. Round for Noir. Round 3. Noir going for the takedown again and St Juste kicking him to keep him back. St Juste is taking charge with his kicking attack. Noir keeps trying takedowns and St Juste keeps stuffing them. But Noir is pretty good with takedowns and St Juste is punishing hime for his efforts. St Juste is jabbing and kicking but Noir eventually gets a takedown. Noir cant seem to get past St Juste defenses and the referree stands them up and the round ends with Noir again working a takedown. Round for St Juste. Round 4. St Juste lands first strike, and you guessed it...Noir with a takedown. Somehow I knew that was coming...YAWN. Noir still cant seem to get past St Juste defenses to land some ground and pound. St Juste sweeps into reversal, and unlike Noir, he is getting some shots to land, and the round ends with St Juste dominating. Round 5. St Juste lands first, and Noir gets a takedown. Deja vu? Referree, standup. St Juste is looking to slow Noir down with leg kicks, and Noir's leg is welted. Noir actually lands a few strikes and then gets a takedown. Noir is beating hell out of the mat and eventually the referree takes pity on the mat and stands them up. Noir with a takedown. And the fight ends.
Fight Stats: St Juste landed 26 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 3 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 29 strikes landed. Noir landed 8 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 11 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 19 strikes landed. Noir also had 7 takedowns.
Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 47:48 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Marshall Noir! Marshall Noir is the new welterweight champion! This fight was awarded "Fight of the night".
Final fight of the GAMMA#456 event is our Main event with five 5-minute rounds in the 265 pound division. This fight is a TITLE fight between the Champion, Fat Gorrila (204973) represented by his manager, Igor Psycho (6994) a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance; versus Lan "Aanallein" Mandragoran (169650) represented by his manager, Gale Hawthorne (22636) another proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance.
Our Champion, Fat Gorrila is 26 years old and has a record of 12-6-0. His win column shows 10 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 2 Decisions. his loss column shows 6 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 0 Decisions. Gorilla is a sensational boxer and an elite Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling ability. He also holds a brown belt in BJJ and is rumored to be extremely flexible. Gorrila is sponsored by Hellbent (1058) a clothing store based in Las Vegas, and GREEN!160 (3879) a nutritional store based in Las Vegas.
Lan Mandragoran is 30 years old with a record of 26-12-0. his win column shows 23 (T)KOs 0 Subs and 3 Decisions. His loss column shows 9 (T)KOs, 2 Subs and 1 Decision. Mandragoran is an elite boxer and Muay Thaifighter with sensational wrestling ability. he also holds a brown belt in BJJ and is reputed to have good cardio. Mandragoran is sponsored by AnonymouS (4269) a clothing store based in Montreal, and Hellbent (1058) a clothing store based in Las Vegas.
Hylights... Gorrila lands first strike. They exchange a few blows and Gorilla clinches. They stay clinched and exchange the occasional shot to the end of the boring round. Close, but Gorrila's round. Round 2. Mandragoran lands the first clean shot. Gorrila fights back with several kicks landing but Mandragoran seems to be taking control of the fight. Suddenly, Mandragoran throws a monster overhand right that drops Gorrila! Mandragoran follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over! BAM ! Just like that! WAA HAAAA !!
Fight Stats: Gorrila landed 7 standing strikes, 8 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 15 strikes landed. Gorrila is also credited with 1 clinch. Mandragoran landed 9 standing strikes, 7 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 16 strikes landed.
Results: After 2:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lan Mandragoran! Lan Mandragoran is the new heavyweight champion! Mandragoran is awarded "KO of the night".
Well fight fans now that we have looked at another incredible GAMMA event I am sure you are thinking you should of attended or watched PPV instead of having to listen to me scream WAAHAAAA! So next time buy a ticket and you wont have to listen to me! This is Kim Jong-un "The Screamun Koreaun" out the door! WAAHAAHAAA !!!
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