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Tony Romo Signs Fight Contract!!!

Editorial by Justin Sideyou

 In what many could confuse as news from The Onion, Tony "Back Pain" Romo has signed a substantial contract for the acclaimed and accredited Elite KT fight promotion.  The contract was agreed to today and leads THIS reporter to believe that there truly is a drought in the fighter market.

As an untested and debuting fighter, "Back Pain" gives us little to review in terms of ability, weaknesses, strengths, talents, toughness or anything relevant to the decision to offer said contract.  He does, however, have an impressive number of pictures of assorted coffee beverages on his Instagram account and an alarming number of Tweets professing his "admiration" of Michael Buble.  His Twitter account shows a cult of 19 "Romosexuals" hanging on his every word, as well.

However, those questions will be answered soon enough, with Romo fighting a very game opponent in Nokken Bichezout. With "The Black Russian" owning a 4-0 record, complete with a win over Romo stablemate Peter Gozinya, one wouldn't blame "Back Pain" if he "bichez out".  Perhaps those questions will soon be replaced with the likes of "why did we sign him?" and "can we still plead insanity?" during the trial that will surely arise soon after this massacre.

 

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