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Talk to Taco

Fighter profile of Cloud Strife by J J Tycooner

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Hello everybody!

This is everybody favorite guy Taco Stiffy!

Today on Talk to Taco we have one of the best looking prospects on the island so far this season.

 

                                                                                   Cloud Strife

                                                                          

 

Cloud Strife is off to a fast start he is 4-0 and looks like he may be the best heavyweight on the Island!

He is also the man who made Taco's 0 go!

 

 

TS: MR. Cloud welcome to Talk to Taco! 

 

CS: Thanks’ happy to be here.

 

TS: I want to start by letting you know Taco don't like you sir!

What do have to say to Taco now?

 

 CS: I don't give a shit really. Knocking people out is the name of the game when it comes to the Heavyweights and quite frankly I was questioning your intentions when you tried hugging my nuts.

 

TS: Taco is still hurt from our fight!

I still have 4 more days before I can fight that’s not nice!

Taco just wanted to choke you not hurt you or grab your nuts Taco don’t like nuts!

 

Well Taco will do this right This is a Talk show so it doesn’t matter if I no like you.

Taco will do his job 

 

 

so with four fights in the books have you had time to train?

 

CS: Sure have. After I cave in my opponent's skulls I get to have a nice rest session just lying on the beach and I'm ready to get back in the gym already. 

Just been basic shit for now but after I waste another guy in my 5th fight I'll be looking to move out of the QFC's and into the Revolution Island cage and leave no doubt who the toughest motherfucker is on the Island.

 

TS: Toughest motherfucker on the island you might be right there but Taco is the prettiest by far all the ladies love Taco! That’s why they call taco LLT!

 

Do you see a fighter on the island that you think might put up a bigger fight?

 

CS: Not worried about anybody here. 

 

Fact is every other HW currently in the top 10 rankings have only had one fight. 

I've been into war 4 times. More than anybody else in the entire Island and I've left a path of destruction in my wake. 

 

This next guy, Zyd Xyd. He is my toughest challenger because he at least has the balls to step into a cage with me which is more than I can say for any of those assholes. 

 

Heck even you. 

I may think you got dropped on your head and then dropkicked into a brick wall but you at least got in the cage with me and that takes guts.

 

I'm expecting to beat every opponent within 2 rounds for the entirety of the season.

 

TS: Lol Taco's mom dropped Taco all the time when he was a baby ! 

 

TS. last year on the island we witness the birth of an island legend

will there be one this season?

 

CS: I sincerely hope you mean Tommy Thundercunt.  16-0. Tied for the record. 

The only people who are worth giving a damn about in terms of what they did on The Island

Are General Tso, my predecessor Sephiroth Jenova, and The Thundercunt family. 

There might be a few new legends. I don't really pay much attention to other divisions though so I can't really give a 100% prediction.

 

Ts. I will ask you again will there be one this season? and are you that guy?

 

CS: Damn fucking right I am. Whole point of me doing QFC's is to establish dominance early and I am gunning for that 16-0 record.

 

Ts: What are your thoughts on MR. Thunder*unt ? 

 

CS: Tommy Thundercunt 16-0   It's something I am hoping to topple during my stay on The Island but I have to give credit. 

Tommy is the standard bearer for the HW division going forward.

 

Ts. You are warming up to Taco uhh?  Its ok everybody loves Taco!

 

CS: Uh, eww. You're gross. Don't touch me.

 

TS: what its call the Taco Tickle!

 

We heard your manager Grant Brophy is a big fan of the Talk to Taco Show is that true?

 

CS: He thinks it's a tragic show considering it took this long for me to be on it.

 

TS: can Taco train with you?

 

CS: No you can't. And I swear if I find out it's you who keeps looking through my window while I’m changing into my Darkness clothing, why you can buy at any time on The Island I might add, I’ll have you leaving The Island in a medical helicopter.

 

TS: Is there anything you want to add?

 

CS: I’m calling out every single HW on The Island to step up and actually give me a challenge. I’ll be here and waiting.

 

 

TS: Thank you MR. Cloud Strife for being on the show

 

CS: ok Taco let go I have to go!!!

 

TS :my guy in the back tells me we are trending through the roof and this will be the highest rated show so far!

 

Well that’s a wrap folks only one thing left to do

 

Smile pretty for taco

 

 

 

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