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Era of Jobber...No More

Event Review: Infiltration
Fatality MMA [CBK]
2012-08-04, Amsterdam, Hayashi's Lounge - Amsterdam
Attendance:2,000, Event Rating:185
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On the night of the 4th of August 2012, at Fatality MMA - Infiltration the 2000 fans in the sold out Hayashi's Lounge witnessed the end of an era and the end of a legendary personal in the Tycoon World.

Mr Jobber's Last Jobber, Xv Jobber vX(74087), faced off in what was thought to be a war with Joshua Donovan's Pornchai Jaroenrattantarapoon(179698), the fight was highly anticipated as what was going to crown the worst fighter in the whole of MMA Tycoon as Xv Jobber vX who went into the match with a record of 1 Win and 205 Losses was the most renowned jobber in MMA, he had done things that no one believed could happen.

Xv Jobber vX has been KO'd by slams, punches, elbows, kicks, Backfists to total a whopping 104 losses by (T)KO, he has submitted to various submissions totaling 87 Submission losses in his career and has only gone the distance 16 times in over 200 fights, one of which was thought to be the most controversial Decision in Tycoon history where the judges gave the fight in Jobbers favour even though he failed to land a single offence in the fight and Rocked himself by missing a headkick. Xv Jobber vX arrived at Amsterdam ready to prove why he is the worst fighter.

In the other corner stood a man that had only had 5 career fights before tonight and had lost each fight failing to land a single offence, it was calculated that in 57 minutes and 13 seconds of Cage time he had failed to land a single offence. His experience to Jobbers was far inferior but his skills in Muay Thai and Ju Jitsu outclassed Jobbers.

The difference between the two men is that One man, Pornchai, has trained to obtain his ability in Muay Thai and in BJJ but the other man, Jobber, sits on a toilet all day taking diuretics trying to lose weight he doesn't have to lose.

With the Much anticipated bout under way it wasn't clear who would be the aggressor until Pornchai dived straight into a Brutal Clinch that pressed Jobber against the Cage and Rocked him, after this it was pretty clear the fight was not going to last any longer as Pornchai Landed a sensational hook that sent the Jobber crashing to the mat and crashing out of his Career as the worst fighter to have fought in MMA Tycoon. Pornchai Jaroenrattantarapoon ending his awful streak with a win against a legend and Xv Jobber vX losing his retirement fight and can retire a happy man with a final record of 1 – 206, a record so bad that many think that it will never be bettered.

Mr Jobber has now stated that “I have given up Jobbing, after the retirement of Xv Jobber vX I will not create another jobber and am now going to fight to win and fight to climb up the ranks”

So the Jobbing Era is now Over and and to confirm that, Super Jobber and Xv Jobber vX have their flights to the Bahamas are booked. Although there are still many imitations of the Jobbers there will not be anything quite like Mr Jobbers roster of fighters again.

 

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