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Block B
#2 Randy The Show def #7 Raphael Hide KO(Punch) Rd 1 2:25
Randy put on a Show! He wasn't as accurate as he would have liked, but the strikes that landed where landing with a purpose. Hide was having a better strikes landed rating, especially his body shots. After a early jab that rocked raphael ,he just couldnt get himself back together though. Randy ended the fight at about the halfway mark when he landed a Big overhand right that landed flush on Hides jaw.
#3 Sam Spencer def #6 Lynn Steinheiser KO(Punch) Rd 1 1:59
This one was all Sam Spencer as he landed a perfect strike count and ended the fight very early in round 1. Another one punch KO and Spencer also took the "KOTN" honors as well. A zombiefied and deranged Steinheiser then awoke from his comma and began attacking Ring Announcer Mister Madness before a perfectly time slap landed on Lynn who finally gained his consciousness.
#5 Joseph Telushikin def #4 Mateusz Biernat Sub(Anaconda choke) Rd 1 3:48
The Sub of the night was given to Telushkin who impressed the fans with his Anaconda, no not that Anaconda you weirdo...the choke-hold. Biernat wanted to clinch early, but the BJJ Black belt had other plans as he completes his 2nd takedown attempt. From there it was the bitter end, as Telushkin worked his way to the mount position where he found a nice opportunity to get the choke with just over a minute to go in the first round.
#1 Johannes Tulikoura def Yasol Kim Unanimous Decision
Block B's #1 seed Tulikoura proved why he was top seed as he dominated Yasol Kim for three rounds. Kim though put up a good fight, he was just falling short on the stand up exchanges and in the clinch. Johannes showed a nice balanced attack as he did not get to over aggressive but did more then enough to warrant the UD victory.
Block A
#2 Patriootti Pate def #7 Manu Ahonen KO(Punch) Rd 3 1:37
Pate rebounded quite nicely after a tough loss in his previous bout, as his opponent Ahonen coudln't decide if he wanted to stand on go to the ground. Patriotti was up on the scorecards slightly heading into the final frame, and he decided ot to let the fate be held in the dirty hands of the judges and oblitirated the fellow Finland native with a brutal left hook for the one punch KO victory.
*Pati has been removed from the tournament, as he was forced to retire. Due to a severe case of anal fissures. His replacement will be Bo Nickal.*
#6 Topher Curtis def #3 Ricardo Rebenta Unanimous Decision
A slight upset was Topher Curtis knocking off the #3 seed of block A in Ricardo Rebenta who just could not finish his aggressive takedown attempts. It's never fun to watch a grappler get toasted on the feet.....who am i kiding of course its fun, and thats exactly what Topher did here as he went on to a dominant Unanimous Decision win.
#5 Jocko Goggins def #4 Khaba Dagestanskiy
The "Fight of the Night" honors went to Jocko and Khaba for there all out War, as the soldier Goggins took a close Unanimous Decision 29-28. Khaba came out and did exactly what he needed to do to win, score the Takedown and batter the face of his opponent. The properly named "Mentally Tough" though found a way to break free of Khaba's Dagestani rapist abilities, and in the final to rounds, he took control of the fight winning by decision.
#1 Chad Smith def #8 Tony Vazzappo TKO(Strikes) Rd 1 3:55
In the evenings Main Event the Favorite at Welterweight and current Champion(Although he will eventually be stripped in favor of the 370K fighters) Chad Smith simply steamrolled his opponent. Chad landed a big right hand that put Vazzappo face first into the mat. As The killer instinct of Smith kicks in, smith now in Back mount begins to land some ferociously-vicious, and ruthlessly-gruesome but Heartlessly-cold blooded hammer fists to the already mutilated foe, and the ref Wario Yakasaski comes in like superman and flies Tony to the nearest ER.
Im your host Douche T. McBaggins signing off once again, stay tuned as the recap for the final "Kings of Madness" Division the Light Heavyweights will be NEXT!
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