Who is Mumu?

Fighter profile of Alborz Mumu by Chris Karter

Alborz Mumu (17-3-0) is a larger than life Iranian olympic power lifter turned MMA Fighter. He's renowned around the globe for his lavish mink coats that he sports to the arena and darkweb videos of passionate goat loving. For better or worse, he really knows how to work his big right hand inside and outside the cage.

He's a 6x SFL Heavyweight Champion and 2x Fart MMA Champion currently riding a 6 fight win streak after pillaging the Babinski clan. With all of his wins coming by way of knockout, he's a force to be reckoned with.

Mumu gets the opportunity to face the #1 P4P fighter Kilo "Bloodbath" Maluga (25-7-0) for the Syn' Heavyweight title this weekend, and violence is guaranteed. To add to the stakes managers Chris Karter and Alex K have placed a 1 million dollar wager on the bout.

Karter is used to taking Alex's lunch money but TJ abd Mumu have guaranteed victory, violence, and blood. Kilo has also guaranteed blood, and it's rumored that the corrupt CIA have laced his gloves with mercury to ensure he destroys the Iranian demigod.

Both fighters are known for their death touch, but Kilo brings a more dynamic attack to the table but Mumu's height and his alliances willingness to blow the cutman pose an interesting threat to Kilo that he didn't face in his last bout when he faced a McMidget with a McMullet.

Who will win?  It's a roll of the dice but this writer says Kilo of course, but the game engine likes to rail road CK's camp often. Despite the RNG gods frequently smiting him, he still believes that anything a Babinski can do, Kilo can do quicker and better.

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