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TR02: Dashing Through Your Homes Review

Event Review: TR02: Dashing Thru Ya Home
Thibodeaux's Rogues
2021-12-26, The Island, Paddy O'Malleys Bar - The Island
Attendance:670, Event Rating:64
Author:Dakota Thibodeaux

 170 lbs Stewie Brooks (2-0) [1-0 Org] def. Jamari Lexington (0-2) [0-1 Org] by Decision Round 3 3:00

In a main event that was deemed big snorefest of the night, Stewie Brooks claimed victory via decision by doing everything but submitting his opponent. We saw the clinch, the takedowns, and many attempted to submission but to no avail. Stewie walks out with a dub however the crowd was clearly unimpressed with his showing, he now sits at 2-0. Jamari drops to 0-2 and looks to bounce back in his next outing as the first two (coincidentally the same guy) weren't good to him.

155 lbs Nobu Yoshioka (2-0) [1-0 Org] def Island Turd [FA] (1-1) [0-1 Org] (1-1) by KO (Superman Punch) R1 1:36

Island Turd's name checked out as he got dropped like the hot bag of shit into the FA pool. He got put to bed early in the first round by our spirited warrior, Nobu Yoshioka. Yoshioka put on quite the performance earning quite a few fans in this showing so you can expect to see him fighting again and SOON!

145 lbs Bruno Epolito (2-0) [1-0 Org] def. Smif Thibodeaux (1-1) [0-1 Org] by Decision R3 3:00

Canada's Bruno showed his class tonight! He completely out struck a boxer who fancied himself a kickboxer while fighting a true one. What's the saying? Real recognize and Thibodeaux was looking real unfamiliar tonight. "This will be a battle of who gets to do what they want." - Dakota Thibodeaux. This take aged like fine wine in the autumn time, as it was exactly so. Bruno bullied Smif and did whatever he wanted on the way to a decision win. Bruno improved to 2-0 and Smif falls to 1-1.

265 lbs  Zahn Dingo (2-0) [1-0 Org] def Stanislav Shusharin (1-1) [0-1 Org] by TKO (Punches) R1 1:48

Out the gate the announcers knew that this was gonna be short as Zahn has that look in his eye. Unfortunately for Shusharin, those eyes didn't lose sight of him. Both fighters sporting cuts after the first minute, Dingo sees through the red and finds Stanislav's off switch in a flash before dropping some heavy hands forcing the ref to come and save him. Dingo jumps up to 2-0 with this being his first win in the org. Shusharin dropping to 1-1 in his debut.

135 lbs Frankie Venegas (3-0) [1-0] vs Takeshi Yuudai (0-1) [FA] by Submission (Armbar) R1 0:46

Frankie showed his wrestling prowess tapping Takeshi Yuudai out within the first minute of the fight. Frankie's corner rushed him right after the tap dogpiling him celebrating the win. Yuudai was in a sad state after the match, he left on his on accord, holding his arm, and leaving on his own. Maybe he returns..who knows?

Prelims:

265+ lbs Wilson Fisk (2-0) [1-0] def Mark Dashark (0-1) by KO (Punch) R1 1:08

This match will forever be a classic "the one that got away" for Mark Dashark. He took Fisk to the mat to properly have his way with him only to stand back up and fight Fisk in his element. Bold but stupid strategy because shortly after that we had to fetch the smelling salts due Fisk connecting with a filthy overhand right earning KO of the night. He was passed an off the books envelope for the extra punch while Mark was unconscious. That's the rogue way! #FistsofFisk. Fisk is up one; Mark takes one on the chin.. no pun intended. 

170 lbs vs Clint Rivers (1-0) def Skritskrat Songsiskrat (0-1) by TKO (Strikes) R2 04:59 

Clint River's jaw allows him to weather the early storm of blows from "The Tonguetwister" and eventually got his first takedown he needed. Once that happened he grinded 'S12' up, throwing plenty of GNP at him landing a portion but not enough to keep the ref from standing the fight back up however the outcome was the same. S12 ended back on his back in the 2nd round and Rivers bombarded him with waves of blows to put the entire bout, Skritskrat as well, to bed right before the bell in the second round.

265+ lbs Matt Wills def Bobby Fish by Submission (Armbar) R1 04:55

265 lbs vs Island Boy (1-1) [1-0 Org] def. Jarizinho Jankens (0-1) by KO (Punch) R3 02:18

This was chaotic fight right here that gave us everything we expected to see within an MMA fight. Clinch, grappling, and some devastating standup. Jankens had his way for the first two rounds getting plenty of takedowns and scoring lots of points. However he couldn't finish the Island Boy who was just trying to make it and...make it he did! After fighting through the adversity of the first round he started really finding his stride and landing punches getting a knockdown in the second round. Jankens chin finally gave in and he went bye bye midways into the third. Island Boy is now (1-1) [1-0 Org], Jankens sporting (0-1) after this weekend.

185 lbs Texas Poontapa (1-1) [1-0 Org] def Darren Frost (0-2) [0-1 Org] by TKO (Strikes) R1 01:57

Texas tapped him some poon and managed to deice that chin of Darren Frost, one of Frosts brothers who fight here as Rouges. Cause who wants to be a vandal and you can TRIUMPH anywhere, amirite?! But I digress, check out the replay folks: "Poontapa dips a shoulder and cracks Frost with a mighty uppercut! Frost falls back against the cage and Poontapa unloads with a barrage of strikes! Frost is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Poontapa screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!"  Texas done tapped into some different type of poon this fight because he just obliterated Darren. Prayers and recovery going out to Darren and his family. Sheesh!

 

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