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 DMMA Weekend Primer
Dynasty MMA stays in London this weekend for two big events that will both go down at the H20 Arena. Saturday night will be DMMA 126 which is co headlined by two bouts with title implications on the line. Meanwhile Sunday will conclude the festivities with a blockbuster Lightweight title fight between two well-known rivals. Without further ado It is my pleasure to welcome back the one and only Douche T McBaggins, fresh of his ridiculous attempt to be an MMA fighter.
Douche T.- Ladies and Gents I douche T McBaggins have seen the light and the light has brought me back to the DMMA and the world of MMA journalist. I realized the sport is too full of bitch ass wrestlers who want to take you down to the mat and fondle your jewels. Which is ok, I'm not a homophobe by any means but i didn't sign up for any butt play. I'd much prefer to watch the butt play firsthand and analyze it. So, there you go I'm back and drunker than ever.
DMMA 126
Bantamweight Bout
Co-Main Event
Rogan Grimes(11-6-0) Vs Marko Kersikov(7-2-0)
Kicking things off is an action-packed Bantamweight contest between two fighters looking for a title shot. For Rogan Grimes though it's not his time, regardless though, if he wins or losses as his gym mate Maurits Assndrop is currently wearing the 135-pound strap. Grimes though is now 1-0 at bantamweight as he just picked up a huge win over the debuting Keenwah Granes. It was a back-and-forth fight that saw Rogan take control of the standup while Granes was ultimately looking to get the fight to the mat. Keenwah managed two successful takedowns in the bout, but Grimes held his own down there forcing a referee standup late in round three. In the end Grimes took a Unanimous Decision 29-28 on all three scorecards.
Next up for Rogan will be one of those Kersikov boys from Ukraine in the likes of Marko, who has just dropped done to Bantamweight. Marko and Rogan fought way back at DMMA 80 with Grimes getting the nod. Since their first meeting though, Marko has rallied off 4 straight wins at Featherweight over some pretty stiff competition at that. His most recent victory was over Carlos Narvaez whom he looked in top form against. The two fighters kept the battle on the feet the whole fight with Kersikov getting the better of the exchanges in route to a Unanimous Decision.
Rogan will now look to play the spoiler here as Marko would have nothing more than to avenge his loss and earn himself a future title showdown with Grimes Blacktalian Teammate.
Middleweight Bout
Main Event
Segundo Garcia(9-2-0) Vs Macca Outback(14-3-0)
The Feature fight of the DMMA 126 card pits two top 185 pounders looking to earn a shot at Rectal Thermometer's coveted belt.
Segundo Garcia is a winner of 4 straight and a perfect 4-0 under his new management team. Garcia most recentley took a Majority Decision over Yevgeny Ignatov at DMMA 119 early this month. This fight awarded both of the men a Performance bonus and in fact was Segundo's 2nd straight "Fight of the Night" Bonus. Both men imposed their wills as they both stayed on the outside and looked for openings. It all came down to who landed more strikes successfully and with the most impact as the judges saw Garcia having the upper hand by a narrow margin. Now 9-2 as a pro Segundo Garcia meets his biggest test to date and one who could rocket him to #1 contender status.
Former two-time Middleweight champ Macca Outback is looking for his Hat trick of sorts if he can get past Garcia Saturday night, he will be giving that opportunity. After dropping the belt in his most recent run to Ansis Kaupens at DMMA 106, Outback got right back on track recently with a Unanimous Decision victory over Ray Luciano. Much like Garcia it was no walk in the park as Luciano another former champ gave Macca one hell of a fight. Ultimately i think the Steakhouse man's use of his Leg Kicks was the difference maker on the scorecards. Another great fight though as this duo took home a "Fight of the Night" performance as well.
This will be the first meeting between these two lads, but there very familiar with one another considering their managers both have your mom on speed dial. The question is who will be honored with a shot at the Rectal one next?
DMMA 127
Welterweight Bout
Co-Main Event
Get Wet About Don(8-2-0) Vs Gustav Harakka(11-4-0)
Who's ready to get wet? Former Light Heavyweight and TWGC 36 205-pound winner Get wet bout Don will be making his 4th appearance at Welterweight this Sunday in London. "Gwad" is now on a 7-fight win streak with his most recent outing being a TKO victory over Benjamin Sisko. This fight was all Don who managed three Knockdowns in the first round. Round two was more of the same and just past the 4-minute mark Don unleashed a vicious counter left that put Sisko in a dazed state. From there Gwad didn't hold back as he went in for the kill landing a barrage of strikes until the Referee intervened halting the contest at 4:22 in round two.
Standing at the gates to welcome Gwad will be the welterweight Gatekeeper Gustav Harakka. Gutsav is a killer at 170 and if there was no Jaxon Magrath there would be no doubt in my mind that Harakka would be a dominant champ here at DMMA. After his third failed attempt at Welterweight gold and another loss two Magrath's teammate Gunnar Bloodaxe, Gustav rallied off two straight wins over Title hopefuls Gwynn Evans and Eric Brooks respectively. Both of which he ended with TKO finishes, adding to his KO tally of 10 (T)KO 8 here at Dynasty. Gustav has the most (T)KO finishes of all Welterweights in fact and is 3rd overall in the org.
So now the Gatekeeper will stand firmly in front of the gates of hell once more as Get Wet About Don looks to pass through. Something easier said than done but if he does we may very well see the next title contender at Welterweight this Sunday night.
$Lightweight Championship$
Main Event
*Champion* Aubrey Grant(10-3-1) vs *Challenger* Xylon Kofel(12-5-1)
There has been talk that this is a Loser leaves town fight seeing as this is the 4th meeting between these two. If Kofel gets the win though there most definitely will be a 5th and final fight between them.
Former Lightweight champion Xylon Kofel is still the only man to Knock Out the champ Aubrey Grant as he did so at DMMA 41. Kofel still has the record for most title defenses at 155 pounds but that is in jeopardy if he loses this big rematch. After dropping back-to-back fights to Grant first by Split Decision followed up by a Unanimous Decision loss, kofel has rebounded nicely winning two straight. Most recently a hard-fought Unanimous Decision win of his own over Mr Mojo Risin at DMMA 120. Mojo put up a good fight but the Accuracy of Kofel was on point that night as he won on the scorecards. Winning another "Fight of the Night" in the process as well (His 5th overall) and now has his sights on his dreaded rival and redemption.
Lightweight Champion Aubrey Grant would love nothing more than to have a fresh face for his next Title defense. After winning two close decisions over Kofel he then moved on to a series of fights with Thorvald Nansen. Their first meeting at DMMA 113 ended in a Draw which lined up an immediate rematch for DMMA 121. In the rematch Nansen looked to pose a huge problem for the champ once more as he exploded with a powerful Takedown to his success early in round 1 where the fight stayed for the remainder of the round. Grant though made the proper changes in his game plan and avoided Nansen's Takedown attempts for the remainder of the 5-round fight, Aubrey went on to cruise his way to his 2nd successful title defense in route to a Unanimous Decision verdict.
Now these two combatants will meet once again as we up are security for this showdown. With a big chance of some backstage antics, I don't want none of these shenanigans to interfere in my drinking time you know. May the best man win just keep your lids on lads, where all professionals here aren't we?
There you have it Dynasty fans another spectacular weekend of fights caped off with a huge Lightweight Title fight, The H20 Arena is without a doubt the place to be this weekend so come show your support and buy me a round. This has been the Honorable Douche T McBaggins Signing the f$$k off once again!!!
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