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 Dear Managers and Managerettes,
We from "Just Fight!" aka "the 3400" like to bring you a little word on our new bigger productline and the inspiration that is behind our designs (in the order you'll find them at the store):
The old products:
The signature shirt: Plain, simple and cheap. One of our most pupular products. Wear the gold proud and loud for a resonable price!
The KaPow memorial shorts: A simple design set to honor the legacy of the great, now defunct clothing company KaPow. They had some of my favourite gear, when I was an aspiring non-VIP manager. Remember this wonderful clothing supplier with this basic short that is compateble with a lot of shirts.
The surfer hoodie: No matter if you are a California-surfer-type (with the cornrows in the cage and whatnot) or just some random hoodlum, with this standardised hoodie you will be well suited for the occasion.
Now freshly available at JF:
The JF jorts: The shorts for surfer, when combined with the hoodie - or a short for the construction worker or redneck when combined with the no-shirt. Of course this jeans-product is fitted with the "Chuck-Norris-alteration", which means the crotch is made from an elastic material strechable to even a "van-Damme-split". Deliver your highkicks like an American is supposed to: in our JF jorts.
The crabguard: Practitioners of crab-jitsu, crab-maga, crabwando, crab-boxing or crab-fishing will greatly apprechiate this crustation-themed design. Sink your claws into your opponent with the Just Fight! crabguard.
The HWP shorts: For all fighters, affiliates and fans of the glorious and much praised HWP org in Las Vegas we bring you the classic unaltered HWP shorts design from wayback.
The Soul Suprimacy Alliance shirt: Our friends at the "Soul Suprimacy Alliance" in Amsterdam, the alliance "Soul Souprimacy Elite" in Las Vegas and "Just Fight!" are proud to present this wonderful shirt. A must have for every fan or member of said alliances.
The SSFC shirt: All affiliates of the Soul Suprimacy circle can represent their affliction strongly with this SSFC logo shirt.
The VFW shirt and shorts: The Owner of Vegas Fight World, Mr. Eddie Grant himself, designed this excellent set for all the fighters and fans of this fresh and upcomming org. Being an org on the rise they are always looking for all kinds of fighters: so check out VFW in Las Vegas.
The no-shirt: A great design that used to be around in the earlier days: Who needs a shirt? A real man fights and makes his entrance with a bare chest - maybe rocking a hairow, a questionable tattoo or some awsome moobs. In anyway if you wanna really put the emphasise on your pants or just don't wanna walk in withou any f***ing bulls*** on your chest, the no-shirt should be your first choice on the MMA-Tycoon clothing market. And of course it goes well with Minowaman apprechiation speedo.
The Minowaman appreciation speedo: Like Fedors GSAV (glorious sweater of absolute victory) Minowamans speedo enables him to do things that a normal human could never accomplish. With this gear your fighter should be able to roll around like a madman, dropkick, heelhock fat/tall/muscular guys and withstand more punishment in turtelposition then anyone ever.
The cowboy hat and sock-over-genitals combo: This is a limited selfexplanetory design for all-o-y'all who are way way out there and need something out of the ordenary to represent.
This concludes our little fashionshow for tonight. Good Night from us at JF and enjoy the fights!
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