Big Meat grooming warriors at Slaughterhouze

Profile of Cynic Chris by Chris Karter

Rewind to 2013 when Chris Meat, aka Cynic Chris, aka Big Meat, aka Black Hammer, aka White Chocolate, aka Mighty Mouze, aka Tiny Chris, unaminously won the 2013 Rookie of the Year award in a landslide. The future in MMATycoon was bright, and his camp was destined for success under his tutorledge. That was until a scandal rocked his gym.

After fornicating with all the colored women that trained there, Big Meat had to close his gym and abandon the fighters he was managing since he was too busy playing step daddy in real life, and was quite caught up on climbing trees of women's undergarments in an attempt to impregnate them and make a super baby. Meat disappeared from the Convicted alliance overnight and quietly drifted into oblivion for many years.

Fast forward to 2023, Big Meat is back in Convicted Inc and his stable of fighters are improving, getting better and better with the proper guidence. His gym, Slaughterhouze, aka Camp Determined, is grooming warriors out of the projects that walk into his elite facility through an old school regime of intense sparring and advanced supplements. A gymaniusm full of over achievers, strategic prowess and intense slider wizardry has led his roster to the top of some ID orgs. He's done pretty well with the free agents that walked into his camp as well.

Mantak Garuda for example, a veteran fighter now with 50+ fights under his resume, has bounced around with a few managers. He's on record stating that manager Cynic Chris is his favorite manager so far. It could be their shared interest in brown skinned women, or maybe it's their penchant for violence and all things combat sports related, but the success Garuda has had under his management in undeniable.

Meanwhile there's up and comers that nobody's ever heard of yet. The Taz FeoTeo's and Yung Brady's of the world, as well as a batch of untested, unproven, projects that haven't fully started their MMA careers yet. There's even a Maluga imposter floating around his camp right now who claims he's the son, or brother of #1 P4P fighter Kilo Maluga. Kilo has yet to claim this child/brother, but the future will determine if his legacy is legit or not.

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