The win was all that mattered

Fighter profile of Nacho Cheese by Sixty Nine

 Highly decorated fighter Nacho Cheese, fresh off of his newbie tournament domination, was a highly touted free agent. He had offers coming at him left and right, before him and his manager finally settled on signing with Enigma 400k. "I mean, yeah, I love the culture here, but I'm liking the bread too if you know what I mean." Cheese was quoted saying. His manager released a statement saying, "We here at Sixty Nine management think it is great that Nacho got an offer from such a great place, I know he'll dominate there and become the eventual champion." A couple days later, Cheese had a fight booked, against striker Darren Will. "I ain't scared of a pile of cheap ass cheese!" Yelled Will at the weigh in. Cheese responded with something more powerful than words. A win. Cheese dominated all 3 rounds, with the judges unanimously deciding him the winner. A combination of Will's weak punches and Cheese's granite chin resulted in Cheese's powerful strikes look a lot better. In the post fight press conference, Cheese noted that "I got him bleedin bad. Give me one more round and doc was stopping that one." Overall, a great fight for Cheese, and even while Will tried to clinch him to turn around the fight, he was pummeled pretty badly. Apparently, Cheese was not ecstatic about failing to get a finish, but even so, he said "The win is all the matters. Yeah, I wish I knocked him out, but a win is a win. I'll KO the next guy." Cheese's trainers at Shut Up & Train! praised Cheese's willingness to learn. "Physically, he is an absolute specimen. I mean, what an athlete! Once he is in perfect shape, we will start fully training his sparring and secondaries until he is virtually unbeatable." Nacho Cheese. The next great fighter.

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