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 Hello and Welcome to the First Ever Tapout or Passout Fight Night! What a Wicked Wednesday this is gonna be! I hope the crowd booked the rest of the week off of work as your hearing may be back by Saturday and your hangover done by Sunday night! The Crowd is Electric here at another sellout event at the Underground in Old Montreal!
We Start this night off with a couple of Bantamweights throwin down!
Jack "The Ripper" Offerson vs Kostya Pavlovic
The Ripper" enters tonight looking to get his record back to .500. He brings some decent hands, but he prefers to take the Mayhem to the Mat! He has excellent wrestling and some beautiful BJJ! Pavlovic is seeking his first win inside the Octagon here this evening! Kostya has a very solid Boxing Pedigree and will probably look to keep this fight standing. That said, he also has excellent wrestling and wears a Blue belt, so he can handle his own on the ground. The question is, Can he handle "The Ripper"? THE BELL RINGS!!! Pavlovic immediately shoots for a takedown and makes his own wish come true! Ripper looking to sweep. Pavlovic tosses a punch but Ripper uses the momentum to sweep and he's on top in guard! Ripper controlling and Pavlovic working hard from the bottom! Ripper is being methodical, well, really just kind of slow here . . . REF STANDUP!!! Ripper shoots to take the fight back down but Pavlovic slaps that attempt away. Ripper still pressing! He surges forward and gets a nice trip into half guard! Ripper is pinning Pavlovic down! He needs to be more active! Ripper tries a kimura, but it's negated. Ripper trying to sink in a choke, but he doesn't have the leverage. Pavlovic is still pushing the pace from the bottom! Ripper advances his position to Mount! Ripper still looking to rip Pavlovic's limbs off, but the armbar fails and then Pavlovic reverses and he's in Ripper's guard! Pavlovic trying to drop some pain, but Ripper puts up a force-field and nothing gets through! That's it for the first round! Ripper took that one handedly!
Round 2 - Ripper shoots in for a takedown once again! Pavlovic lands a body shot in response! Pavlovic lands a glancing blow to Ripper's skull! Scrambled a few of his eggs there! Pavlovic cracks Ripper with another heavy right! Ripper drops and pushes forward hard but doesn't get the takedown. Ripper closes in and clinches with Pavlovic, then changes his mind and breaks clinch! Interesting tactics here! Ripper wading back in and gets a trip takedown to side control! Ripper attempts a guillotine but Pavlovic seems comfortable. That's not going to work from here! Ripper is controlling and keeping just active enough. Pavlovic is keeping this one neutral but spending your whole night on the bottom is not a great game plan for most! Ripper advances to half guard and seems to be eyeing mount! Ripper attempts a kimura, but it's defended well! Ripper is taking a Napper. He is still in control here so he does what he wants! Ripper presses for one more Kimura attempt, but again there No Candy for him! The round ends and that is two rounds in the Ripper's back pocket!
Round 3 - Ripper moves in to clinch and then remembers he doesn't want any part of that and backs away again. Ripper shoots ANOTHER successful takedown into side control, but Pavlovic shimmies it back to half guard. Ripper really wants a kimura tonight, but Pavlovic knows the game plan and is holding steady! Ripper misses some Ground and/or Pound! Unless he really hates the mat, caused he punched its face in! Ripper is kimura-hunting again. The look on Pavlovic's face is that of Pure Frustration! Pavlovic has managed to get back to full guard, but he is still on the bottom! Pavlovic bucks and they scramble! Ripper gets back to side control and looks for an arm triangle! Not tight enough! Final minute of the third and Ripper is controlling. Looks like he is confident in letting the judges call this one! And the BELL RINGS!!! It's all over! Both fighters look exhausted!!! Judges scores are in! And our winner by Unanimous Decision . . . Jack "The Ripper" Offerson!!!
Next a Battle between two Top Tier Lightweights!!!
Byron 'The Ninja" Wickline vs Reggie "The Knockout" Noble
"The Ninja" enters the octagon tonight with a 3-1 record! He is a ferocious competitor that enters tonight with Hands of Stone and a Brown Belt! His Subs game is the serious shiz-nizzle too yo! Reggie "The Knockout" has been on the wrong side of KO more than he'd like, but as a promising young fighter, he could certainly use a 'W' to launch his career. He comes well versed in many disciplines, and a Jack of all trades can be quite the trickster! THE BELL RINGS!!! Ninja scores with a nice looking left hook and follows with an uppercut! Knockout stuffs a takedown attempt! Reggie wants to keep this fight standing and is doing a good job picking his levels! Knockout moves in to clinch and presses Ninja up against the cage! Ninja tries to pull guard but Knockout says 'No Thank You Sir!'!!! Knockout changes his mind and scores a trip takedown! The Ref is pushing for more action! OH NO!!! Ninja has snapped on a Guillotine and somehow pushes to advance into full guard at the same time!!! THE HUMANITY!!! The Knockout is now the Choked out! He's limp and more than halfway to dreamland! Ninja jumps up and celebrates! Your winner by Guillotine at 1:56 of the very first round . . . Byron "The Ninja" Wickline!!!
Next Up, we have two Giants entering the Octagon!
Juan Luke "Silence" Pierriot vs Chris "The Crippler" Cote
Juan Luke is a young fighter who brings a great toolbox of skills to the red corner tonight! His Muay Thai is Silent AND Deadly! He is a master on the ground and matches his opponents wherever they want to tangle! In the other corner, The Crippler is well-named! He could have been a WBA champ with that Boxing, but has rounded his game and glares menacingly from the Blue Corner! He looks like he wants blood and lots of it! Action is Guaranteed in this one! THE BELLS RINGS!!! Crippler comes out tossing but Silence backs away unharmed! Crippler pushes and lands a right jab! Silence ducks another shot and lands a takedown into half guard! Crippler already pushing to get back up, but Silence controls. Silence misses with an elbow and Crippler retains full guard! Silence tossing an array of strikes, but nothing finding a home so he drops back and goes for a heel hook! Crippler scrambles and defends well! Crippler pushes from the bottom and both fighters end up resetting to a standup! Both fighters throwing and feeling each other out, but no real damage done here! OOOH Silence lands a three-punch combo! Crippler is shaking out the cobwebs from that Onslaught! Silence lands a nice shot to the body! And then a leg kick! Ouch! Crippler regroups and lands a four-punch combo! Anything you can do, I can do better! Crippler winks at Silence . . .Silence pops Crippler hard in the temple! A Great Exchange! Crippler pushes for a takedown but Silence says "SHHHHH its not happenin son". . . Silence presses forward and clinches up! Silence pushes his opponent against the cage and then right away drags Crippler to the ground! Crippler pushes off and Pops right back up to his feet! Crippler lands to the head and then one to the body! And another jab! Silence responds with a nice One-Two combo! Silence goes for the clinch! He gets it and the round ends! Silence is dominating so far!
Round 2 - Crippler leads off with a nice combo! Silence avoids any real damage in that exchange. Silence pushes for a clinch and he must have been a good boy because Santa delivers! Silence then lets it go! Seems like he's just making a statement with those clinches! Crippler lands a jab and Silence is back in for more clinchwork! Silence gets a takedown into half guard. Crippler appears to be breathing heavy! Silence misses a shot and Crippler gets to regain guard! Silence is dropping some Ground and Pound! Crippler pushes away and again pops RIGHT BACK UP! Silence throws, but Crippler dodges those soft jabs. Crippler lands a strong hook! and then one to Silence's ribs! We all heard that one! Crippler with two more jabs! He has gotten the better of the standup for sure! Crippler lands another head-body combo! Silence has had enough and clinches up! Crippler seems to want to go down, but Silence says No with a Knee to Crippler's decreasingly pretty face! Break Clinch! Crippler lands Hook-Jab! These Warriors are going for broke swinging! We still have another round coming! Guess no one told them! Crippler lands an overhand right and Silence gives him a mirror-shot back! The round ends! Crippler took that round for sure! We are all tied up going into the third and deciding round!
Round 3 - Silence misses with a few jab attempts, misses, Crippler tries to counter, but Silence lands a follow-up two-punch combo AND clinches up! Crippler is looking for a leg for a takedown! Silence pushes off and then shoots in again! Crippler lands a glancing blow! Both fighters look gassed! Silence pushes for a clinch again, and Crippler obliges! Silence backs away and stuns Crippler with a three-punch combo! And then clinches AGAIN! Silence scores a TAKEDOWN! OH That's Huge! Crippler pushes off and again stands right back up! Crippler lands a cross! Silence checks him with a leg kick! Crippler lands a left hand! Silence with a body shot! And a One-Two combo! Silence moves in for another clinch! Crippler wants to drag this down to the mat! No success yet! Silence lands a jab-cross combo! Clinch Again! and then he backs away! Both fighters are just going nuts here! Silence lands a soft combo and Crippler rocks Silence with a jab! Cote pops him once again and the BELL RINGS!!! This one is over. By Unanimous Decision the judges all score this bout 29:28 in favour of our winner . . . Juan Luke "Silence" Pierriot!!!
Next up we have our 4th fight of the night and its between two Top Contenders in the Lightweight Division!
Urijah "McNuggets" Faber vs Manny Pacquiao
McNuggest enters the fight tonight with one of the Dirtiest ground games in MMA! He combines superb wrestling with deadly BJJ! The Pac-man on the other hand has Boxing as his Bread N Butter! He has collegiate level wrestling, but is no doubt Head Hunting once again! THE BELL RINGS!!! Manny defends a takedown from McNuggets right off the bat! Manny tosses a combo, but McNuggets defends well! Manny lands a solid shot and circles away. Manny throws a One-Two but McNuggets drops down and drives for a takedown and gets it! McNuggets advances to half guard! McNuggets still controlling and advances to full mount! McNuggets controlling but not doing much otherwise. REF STANDUP!!! Manny pops McNuggets under his right eye! Manny cracks McNuggets and snaps his head back! Manny moves in and clinches up, but Faber controls! McNuggets wants to take this fight downtown, but Manny resists! McNuggets tried a takedown but its all Status Quo don't cha know! Manny feints a left hand and drops down and get the takedown! McNuggets pulls Manny in tight for control. The Round Ends! That was a close one, but Manny definitely did more that round and the judges will most likely give him the nod!
Round 2 - Manny presses forward and fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown! McNuggets sprawls but Manny persists and gets the takedown to half guard! Manny looks to advance but OH McNuggets manages to get full guard! McNuggets looks to sweep and WOW he lands in full mount on Top! Manny wants out and to get back up! McNuggets is controlling. McNuggets swings around for an armbar and He's Got It!!! THAT'S IT! Manny taps! He wants his arm still attached for a later date! Ladies and Gentlemen! Your winner by Armbar at 1:28 of Round 2, Urijah "McNuggets" Faber!!!
And now we arrive at FINAL FIGHT of the evening, This fight is at Middleweight!!! How can this night be any more INSANE in the MEMBRANE!!! Cyrpress Hill does Wonder!!!
Blu "The Leaning Tower" Pisa vs "The Shining Wizard" Hiroshi Hase
Blu enters the octagon tonight with an almost unheard of 9-1 record! His resume is littered with KOs and the broken dreams (and faces) of his past opponents! His Muay Thai and Wrestling are Out of this World! His Boxing and BJJ are also crazy, but at least within our current atmosphere! The Wizard brings Boxing that may be Out of this Solar system! Man I have to stop watching the Syfy channel! Hiroshi is almost alien with his ridiculous Boxing and Scrumtulescent Wrestling! THE BELL RINGS!!! The Shining Wizard comes out looking to land a combo, but Blu backs away! Blue lands a solid combo! And WHOA! Blu lands a HUGE head kick that sends the Wizard tumbling to the mat! Blu takes a step back and gestures Hiroshi to stand back up! That's where he wants to have this go down! The Shining Wizard stand up and his face is shining too, as in it's shining from the Huge Cut that kick opened up from Blu's kick! Hiroshi gathers himself and pushes forward with a combo, and Blu COUNTERS with a HUGE OVERHAND RIGHT that lands right on The Shining Wizard's temple! That was Vicious and Non-Delicious!!! The Shining Wizard crumples face forward into the mat and IT'S ALL OVER!! Ladies and Gentlemen, Our Winner by KO at 0:16 of the very first round! Blu "The Leaning Tower" Pisa! That's My Boy Blu!!! Blu grabs the mike and and is quoted as saying "BOOM goes the dynamite!"
Below is a quick blast on the prelim card action:
Stan "Razorback" Chowmein def "The Mastermind" Ridja Cruz - Decision (Unanimous)
Chester "The Bulldog" Gates def Francisco Massaranduba - Decision (Unanimous)
Marcelinho Garcia def Jose "Shogun" Vieira - Decision (Unanimous)
Jared "Big Fella" Cowen def Mark "Storm" Melphy - Decision (Unanimous)
"Rage" Kage Dixon def Milan "The Master of Mayhem and Alliteration" Michalek - Submission (Americana) - Round 1 (4:25)
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I hope you enjoyed the review, Bubba McFistercuffs signing off until the next great ToP FC card!
Cheers,
Bubba
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