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 Two rounds down in the Bankrupting BankRupt Million Dollar tournament. The third round may be the most exciting of them all! We have several great fights in store for this week.
Hezekiah Munson v Budo Rei –Munson comes in having fought two really tough fights already in the tournament against relative unknowns. He again pulls one of the least experienced guys left in the tournament. The luck of the draw has really been in Munson’s favor, but he doesn’t overlook anyone. His camp claims he has prepared for this fight like a wildman. Rei has also come prepared for this fight. He continues to improve with every day of training he gets. He knows he is a huge underdog in this fight and the tournament, but he doesn’t care. He wants to go out and prove the ney sayers wrong.
Kron Gracie v Spotted Cow- “The Future” has come in looking to become the present. He has long been considered one of the biggest under achievers in the game, but now Kron is beginning to live up to his potential. It’s like watching Neo finally realize he is “The One” in “The Matrix.” After submitting Richard davenport’s #1 project in round #2 of the tournament, Kron comes into round #3 determined to shut the critics the f*ck up. Spotted Cow on the other hand is really impressing in the tournament. In the first round he defeated a heavier Matt Sabre, and in round #2 he knocked off young HW prospect Koichi Kano. One of the top welterweights in the game, Cow arrived at the tournament letting everyone know size doesn’t matter. Will size matter? Will Gracie finally realize there is no spoon? Find out this weekend!
Pyyno Janis v Ugga Bugga- This may be the fight to watch this weekend! The unheralded Ugga Bugga has become the Cinderella story of the tournament. He has truly lived up to his name “The Executioner” so far. He has sent both opponents to the showers early. Manager Konrad Kojee has shielded Bugga from the press in the hopes he doesn’t allow the attention to get to his head. He faces a stiff challenge this round in Janis. Janis’ trainer Pyynö Perkele claims his fighter even cut out Big Macs for this fight! Of course he replaced them with McRibs. Janis will look to earn his third OTN award this tourney. His sponsor McDonalds has promised a Big Mac to everyone in attendance if Janis taps Bugga, making him an instant crowd favorite! Those judges look hungry, Bugga may want to make sure this one doesn’t go the distance!
Ratt Hughes v Keith Jaeger –“The Farm Boy” enters round 3 coming off a war with Barclay Jones. He expects his experience and skill advantage to be the deciding factor in the fight. At 28 years of age he is hitting his Tycoon prime, and he told reporters he doesn’t plan on wasting it. As a matter of fact he gave no respect to his youthful opponent, claiming Davenport better get a clean diaper ready because he plans on beating the shit out of Jaeger. Jaeger on the other hand, had nothing but positive things to say about his opponent. He claims his manager insists Hughes is just playing prefight mind games, and trying to get him rattled. Jaeger insists he is ignoring the trash talk, and focusing on getting past Hughes to round #4.
Momoko Yamaguchi v Faze Wrecker- One of the more interesting fights on the card, these two men come in focused and prepared for a war. Faze has arrived in the tourney and made a name for himself. He arrived in Helsinki for round one with a paltry 3-3 record and has not looked back. He devastated his first opponent in just over a minute, but more impressively, he came in to round #2 a heavy underdog to LVM and one in dominating fashion. Now everyone is paying attention to Faze, and he even had the longest line at the fan expo autograph session. Momoko claims he will not fall into the trap of Faze’s past opponents and overlook him. He has trained his ass off in preparation for this contest. He came into the tournament as the #2 seed and he plans on leaving as #1. The sparring sessions between him and Bubba Killsinwater were all over the internet. The fans were in frenzy as they felt Momoko was easily getting the better of Bubba in the sessions.
Pete Damato v Victor Creed- In what world could this fight possibly not be headlining a card? Only in the million dollar tournament! Damato has not only shown hands of stone, but also a foot of stone as well when he head kick KOed his round #1 opponent. He comes in looking for another highlight reel KO, but he knows that this fight could easily go to the judges. He is well prepared, and looking to make his million dollar dreams come true. Creed has taken to call his opponent “Cus Tomato” in reference to him being a tomato can. Creed has put on a ruthless training camp that has seen him send several sparring partners to the hospital, one of which may never fight again! When asked to comment on possibly ending a sparring partner’s career, Creed just shrugged his shoulders and said, “So!” At the fan expo fans had signs for Creed and Boos too. Creed seemed to relish in it. This fight may have more hype surrounding it than either of the top two fights, as Helsinki odds makers had more bets on it than any other fight this round.
Starship Pain v Joe Frazier- These two men have nothing but respect for one and other. Pain insists he already knew it would come to this fight. He predicted that Frazier would beat Ernesti prior to their second round duel. Pain claims that he has watched hours of fight tapes on Frazier in preparation for this fight, and he thinks he has solved the riddle to the man people are calling the most exciting man in the tournament. Pain claims that be them exciting or interesting or handsome or magical, all all his opponents till succumb to the skills of Starship Pain! Nothing will stop him from winning the money. Frazier has his own aspirations for the money. He plans on using some of it to build a new training facility for his team to train at. But he says he is not looking past Starship toward the money. He has also trained his ass for this fight. He has already faced stiff odds once in this tournament, and he claims it prepared him for this fight. Will Pain reign supreme again, or will Frazier be the last man standing when the smoke clears.
War Machine v S. Keletor-The bad blood started early with these two. First it was some back and forth banter, then some personal digs, finally at the weigh in a full out brawl broke out when someone in S keletor’s entourage threw water on War Machine’s new arm piece, She-Ra. War Machine went the f*ck off (who would’ve guessed a guy name War Machine had a temper) and started banging it out with S keletor’s crew. Before the melee could be stopped War Machine dropped a bomb on Trap Jaw knocking him the hell out. S keletor seemed a little shaken at the sight of his iron chinned minion’s lifeless body on the stage. He vowed to make an example out of War Machine for the rest of the tournament participants. War Machine replied that S keletor has a glass jaw and that he was going to knock S keletor’s chin into the cheap seats. S keletor arrogantly laughed and then removed his jaw bone. He then claimed he would fight without it, and asked War Machine how he was going to get to his chin now? War Machine replied, “Just make sure you show up, don’t use the ole’ Tito Ortiz cracked skull excuse.” S keletor walked menacingly toward War Machine. The two men stood toe to toe as Syn’ Euro owner BankRupt stepped in and told the men to save it for the tournament.
This is one you can’t miss folks! The skills speak for themselves. These men have a combined 6 out of ten primary skills above sensational! The men have two of the greatest managers Tycoon has ever seen in Face Kicker and Barnabas Sackett. They weighed in at exactly the same weight as well. Add to it a combined 27 opponents being KTFOed and you couldn’t find more excitement at a Charlie Sheen bachelor party. S keletor comes into the 3rd round in exciting fashion, he has won by KO and sub in the tourney, proving he is a danger anywhere the fight goes. He claims he is looking for the KO, but in reality he is here to win by any means necessary. Don’t think War Machine isn’t perfectly aware of the dangers S keletor poses. The Machine is an expert in all striking skills, and is no slouch off his back either, although he may be out classed on the ground in this fight. But the machine dares anyone to try to take him down. No one has even had the balls to try yet, he claims his takedown defense is like quicksand, the more you struggle to get him down, the more you wear yourself out for the devastating KO. Who will move one step closer to the million? FIND OUT THIS SATURDAY ONLY IN HELSINKI LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
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