Pester the Sleeping Giant

Editorial by David Goliath

�Hey warriors this is David Goliath (Tamel Moultrie) of The Smashwear Corporation, with a very important and potentially life-changing message for you, if I'm not already too late. Take time out of your day to listen up because this is serious and could effect you entire life in the months to come...

� Can't you feel our world changing? All around us we see things drastically different from when we were kids in the 80's and 90's. From gas prices and the invention of a ground game, to the dangers of being caught in an explosion at Hayashi's Lounge because of someone else's "LOST BOOKIE". Everything is different now! Mike Tycoon loses fights, politically-driven military skirmishes circle the globe, focusing on oil-bearing middle eastern countries... against brown people in the sand and against every multi on the net. (which looks like subtle racism to me, but is actually happening) NATO, and now governments turn on its own people with the introduction of "The Ministry of Love, Peace, Plenty, and Truth!?( formerly The Department of Homeland security) �We now enjoy Warrant-less wire taps, secret torture prisons, The patriot act, Lady Gaga, �Royal Weddings...all of these things seemed impossible (and transsexual, I'm referring to the wedding) a decade ago... �

The sad truth my friends and fellow warriors, these things are happening now and will quickly snowball into a global economic meltdown... a new form of government, ran by bankers and bureaucrats, and a Ministry of love that has every dead baby joke memorized from here to the burning maternity ward...(Illuminati Productions in Las Vegas)... �

But enough of the fire and brimstone approach, what can we do about this? Fight. FIGHT! FFIIGGHHTT I SAY!! People wake up! WE HAVE A CHOICE! �

Turn off your cellphones and take the battery out so that we may dodge the electronic eavesdropping, �Never get your fighter a fight before you sack him...just drown him without saying a word. Tell others about what you are doing and why. DON"T WATCH T.V.! EVER! The television is full of images created to influence our opinions to the benefit of the global agenda...I mean come on, one minute we are all pissed that people can keep their birth certificate private and the next minute we have a reason to dance in the streets and party like its 2001! BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! A ROYAL WEDDING TOO!!! OH WOW! That's such a nice dress! �

Soon there will be a revolution. We all watched it in Egypt, Libya, Syria...the removal of these Tyrants by the people themselves, through bravery and truth-seeking! RISE UP PEOPLE! THEY CAN'T KILL US ALL! Stop going to work! Take to the streets by the millions worldwide! (Occupy Wall Street?) Protest for our own liberties! Show them they are nothing without us! Smashwear and I, David Goliath, are calling to every fighter in the Tycooniverse to quit your jobs and fight! All you jobbers are enabling them to control us! Quit your jobs and train full time! Fighters and warriors, I sponsor some of the best fighters in this game� and work with some of the biggest orgs in the world and I will tell you right now, we will not be denied!

Logen Glotka, Sexy Beast, Jorge Rivera, Von Han, Son Goku, even Chip Freedom are all here at Smashwear Clothing geared up and ready to fight a war for control of the Tycooniverse! Where are you? Canadian Fighting Championships, Osaka Niten Ichi, Bare Knuckle Combat both London and New York, Average Joes Fight Club, Holmgang, Spirit Fighting Championship, Milwaukee's Best 160, Milwaukee's best nutrition, Lion Clothing, and a few more who wish to remain anonymous because of PERSONAL SAFETY...We are all down here wearing Smashwear Gear with our warpaint on and our lives on the line! GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE BEFORE YOU ALL BECOME SLAVES WITH A NUMBER AND A BOX TO LIVE IN...Remember God forgives, Smashwear doesn't... �

I recently bumped into one of the social elite at one of the big arenas. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million fighters and two clowns!" I said, "Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?" He looked at me with a stone cold stare and said, "See? Nobody cares about the fighters." �

Thank you all for listening to this emergency broadcast. I am David Goliath for Smashwear Clothing...and I care about the fighters...

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