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 Hello, Good Evening, and Welcome to another Soldout Night at Hayashi's Lounge! This is Tapout or Passout's twenty-third Pay-Per-View event! Tonight is defined by it's name, Aggression! You gotta be in it to win it! You gotta risk it to get the biscuit! And You definitely gotta be AGGRESSIVE if you want to walk away Victorious tonight!!!
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We start this night in the Lightweight Division! This is going to be a tight one! We have two evenly matched and eager competitors here!
"Boy" Billy Bob vs "The Destroyer of Worlds" Shinobi Wan Kenobi
Billy brings all the skills to pay them bills! He has some seriously heavy hands and likes to trade bombs, but his real pedigree is his near perfect Wrestling background and frightening BJJ. He doesn't care if he's on the top or bottom, he just wants to take it down to Pain-town! Shinobi Wan Kenobi enters the octagon this evening a Phenom who is still cutting his path in his Pro Career! He is hoping to improve on his 1-1 record, but his pedigree is unmatched! He is a strong boxer with Elite muay thai to back that up, and he's just as nasty on the ground! His wrestling is strong and his BJJ is well-rounded! He is a student of all disciplines, let's see when knowledge comes to practice! THE BELL RINGS!!! Billy Bob darts in and clinches up right away! Kenobi is blocking punches! Kenobi holding steady and seems to be looking to get this to the ground, but Billy Bob is controlling! Billy Bob trying to slip a jab in, Kenobi is keeping his defenses up! Billy Bob lands a right hand that snaps Kenobi's head back! Kenobi still trying to pull guard, but Billy Bob is standing tall and strong! Kenobi is TENACIOUS!!! He knows what he wants and he wants it now! Billy Bob is still defending and clearly hoping Kenobi will tire, but we haven't seen it yet! Kenobi is pressing Billy Bob against the cage, and then drops and finally succeeds in pulling Billy Bob down! Kenobi clearly has a submission on his mind and is working from his guard! Kenobi has his foot on Billy Bob's thigh and it positioning for a triangle! Billy Bob denies the attempt and shrugs it off! Billy Bob is controlling and starting to push the pace . . . and he pushes in Kenobi's half guard!!! And then he slides into side control! OH MY THAT WAS SLICK!!! Kenobi wants none of this, but there is no Eject Button so he'd better get to work! Billy Bob is controlling and doling out Elbows! Wow Billy Bob just drilled Kenobi in the chops! Kenobi looking to sweep! Also hoping to not eat any more of those elbows! Kenobi slips in one leg and shimmies back to half guard! Billy Bob doesn't seem bothered and pops Kenobi once more for his efforts! Billy Bob slips and elbow through and cracks Kenobi's forehead! Kenobi goes for a submission but loses it quickly and Billy Bob gets to MOUNT! Kenobi is panicking and trying to roll this into half guard! Billy Bob is making it rain pain! He is landing strikes with lefts and rights and Kenobi is trying to defend! Kenobi is bucking hard! Billy Bob is trying to hold on but Kenobi must be half-bronco! Kenobi reverses and now he's on top in Billy Bob's guard! Billy Bob is trying to control right now! Billy Bob is working hard from the bottom! He is hunting for an arm or leg! He has a brief armbar but lets go and then Kenobi postures up to drop a Haymaker but instead drops back for an ankle lock! Billy Bob looks in pain, is He Going to TAP?!!!?? He's greased ny now and just barely escapes! He dives back in Kenobi's guard as the round comes to an end! Wow What Action! It would appear Billy Bob had the edge in that round!
Round 2 - Kenobi comes out swinging and lands a decent hook! Billy Bob tries to clinch, but Kenobi circles away. He shoots back in and Billy Bob has the clinch and Kenobi pressed up against the fence! Kenobi has been here before and starts looking to take this fight to the ground. Billy Bob is holding Kenobi up and softening him up with an uppercut! Kenobi tries to jump and pull guard but OOOH he slips and lands flat on his back! Billy Bob steps back with huge smirk on his face. Kenobi gets back to his feet and right back to work! Billy Bob immediately seems to thinking clinch, but Kenobi backs up and WHOA Kenobi lands a Slapping Head Kick!!! That looked devastating, but Billy Bob is still standing! Billy Bob pushes forward but Kenobi swats him with an open plam strike! Billy Bob ducks an uppercut from Kenobi! Kenobi then following with a thudding leg kick! Kenobi pressing and cracks Billy with a hook to the jaw! Billy Bob is pushing forward! He really wants to clinch this up! Billy Bob gets it! And Kenobi immediately and effectively Pulls Guard!!! Billy Bob is comfortable here and show put his wrestling into play! Kenobi is active on the bottom! Kenobi postures for a sub attempt and Billy Bob shoots past into half guard! Billy Bob has brought the big hammer and he is dropping BOMBS!! Again and Again! Many of these are landing! Now Billy Bob goes back to control and Kenobi jumps at the oppoutunity and starts hunting for a submission! It will be hard from here and Billy Bob is controlling here. Billy Bob drops some more ground and pound! Kenobi eats it but gets back to full guard! Billy Bob is working some short punches into Kenobi's ribs! Kenobi shuffles and grabs Billy Bob's thigh, he's going to a Triangle! Billy Bob defends well and drops another devastating elbow! Kenobi looking for a guillotine! Or maybe an Omoplata! He could use this to transition perhaps? Billy Bob looks to be in trouble but he escapes and dives into side control! Billy Bob takes advantage and starts back at delivering the pain! Kenobi gets a leg in and pushes back to half guard! Kenobi is looking for anything he can, but Billy Bob is still controlling. Both fighters must be exhausted! Kenobi is trying to advance but Billy Bob pushes back hard and finds himself in MOUNT! Kenobi is desperate and goes for a submission but that doesn't work and Billy Bob is landing some good shots! And an Elbow! He looks like he wants to finish it here! Kenobi is defending but Billy Bob is unleashing!!! The Bell Rings and the Ref seperates the fighters! Kenobi looks relieved! Billy Bob definitely took this round on all the judges scorecards! Kenobi's corner is going to have to come up with a new gameplan!
Round 3 - Billy Bob comes out fast and looking to butter his bread with some clinchiness! Kenobi stays back, looking to trade fists here! Kenobi is throwing but missing his targets! Billy Bob sidesteps a jab and gets a takedown into side control! Kenobi pushes back to half guard! Kenobi wants back to his feet, but Billy is holding him close and down! Kenobi works towards a guillotine! Billy Bob saw it coming and defends well! Billy Bob stands up, lock and loads and drops a huge shot to Kenobi's head! Kenobi staying active! Looking for something or anything! Billy Bob is bring some elbows to a fist fight! That spells trouble for Kenobi's face! Billy Bob is equals parts control and striking here! Billy Bob switches it up and trying a forearm choke! Kenobi is holding on and trying to sink a kimura in! Billy Bob says BOOM! Another Elbow cracks Kenobi's skull! Wan Kenobi 'wan's" no more of those that's for sure! Kenobi wants to change the pace and WOW! Kenobi Kicks Billy Bob off and gets back to his feet!!! Kenobi now clinches and tries to catch his breath! Billy Bob pops him with a shoulder strike! Billy Bob sneaks in an uppercut! Kenobi wants to pull guard! He's exhausted though and is stifled! Billy Bob is now holding Kenobi against the cage! Kenobi tries to jump guard once again, and these fighters are just too sweaty now! Kenobi slides to the ground with empty hands and Billy Bob just steps away. Billy Bob is pressing and showing off a bit of brazen confidence! Kenobi is waving his hands for some reason and OOOOOH quickly lands a head kick! Billy Bob backs away and grimaces! There's still some fight left in his opponent! Kenobi throws a left but misses and then lunges with an uppercut that just grazes Billy Bob's chin! Billy Bob shifts sideways and drives foward into an easy takedown into full guard! Kenobi has a loose triangle here! Can her tighten it up? Could he pull this one out of the fire? Billy Bob is biding his time, he is in tight, but defending well and seems very well aware of the time remaining! Billy Bob manages to dislodge Kenobi's legs and the Bell Rings! That's it! The Judges scores are in and your winner by Unanimous Decision of 30:27 . . . . "Boy" Billy Bob!!!
Oh that was Insane!!! Someone get those fighters back in there straight-jackets before they eat someone's face off! There is absolutely nothing "Light" about these next Heavyweights about to face off!!!
""Jam Jam" Jimmy James vs "Dethmask" Nathan Explosion
Jam Jam comes in tonight a Kru Jai in Muay Thai! I am pretty sure it's just convenient that rhymes, but it is terrible news for his opponents! His embrace is that of "Death Incarnate". His clinch is nasty, but his Ground and Pound is also 9.0 on the Richter scale! His BJJ is just as tight, so a trip to the ground is saying Good Night! Dethmask brings the gameplan to counter Jam Jam's plans! Dethmask is a kill-or-be-killed style fighter! He is looking for a Knock-out and normally he delivers, but as always in life and MMA it's a two way street! Let's see which way this one goes! THE BELL RINGS!!! James comes out swinging and lands a head kick right away! Dethmask smiles and almost seemed to enjoy that! James tries to clinch but fails and Dethmask lands a body kick as a parting gift! Dethmask closes the distance and clinches! James looks comfortable and throws a knee! Dethmask wants a takedown! He is working hard but James has underhooks sunk in! James seems to be stalling here so Dethmask pushes and improves his position! Dethmask switches, drives in some double underhooks and takes this fight to the ground! James has a closed guard and is holding the status quo. Dethmask is working and throws an elbow that misses! James wants up, but Dethmask assures him that he's going nowhere soon! James is looking for a guillotine, but Dethmask is defending well. WHOOOA! James pushes hard and gets Dethmask up and off him and he quickly circles away! Dethmask throws a hoo and misses and curses under his breath. And WHAMMY!!! James sinks his shin into Dethmask's torso! That HAD to hurt! James throws a head kick and Dethmask manages to semi-block it! James fakes a jab and SMACKS a low kick! Then James lands a big head kick that sends Dethmask TUMBLING to the mat! James steps back and waves at Dethmask to stand back up! Dethmask tries to stand but he's clearly wobbled! James lands a front kick! And the James throws a HUGE Head Kick!!! Dethmask has crumpled to the floor! James spins around and drinks in the Crowd's Manic Cheers! What a fight! What a Knock-Out!!! Ladies and Gentlemen your winner by way of Knock-Out at 2:32 of the first round . . . "Jam Jam" Jimmy James!!!
Next Up, we have some serious Featherweight Contenders looking for a shot at the title!
Craig "Mister" Anderson vs "Butterfingers" Ping Petunia
"Mister" Anderson enters the octagon tonight with a well-rounded resume. He's a solid boxer with above average Muay Thai training. His real cornerstone is that dirty brown belt that keeps his shorts up! Gracie-Authorized and well-utilized as all five of his victories have come via Opponent-Limb-Removed! Ping enters this bout with a 4-4 record, but he should be more than a hand-full! His stand-up is defensive, but his ground game is punishing! I believe he and his opponent studied in the same Gracie gym, but Ping had more Wrestling in his background and this could play a huge factor tonight! THE BELL RINGS!!! Ping shoots right in for a takedown! Anderson defends well! Anderson pushes forward with a punch combo that finds air! Ping shoots and eats a right hand to the jaw! Anderson follows up with another right! And then Piung slips a right in! Ouch! Anderson counter-counters! A One-Two to ring Ping's bell! Ping is dropping his hands already! Clearly a bit stunned and Anderson smacks a right hook and OH GOD that drops Ping to one knee! Ping scrambles and drives into a takedown! Ping has side control! Ping is pushing for an arm triangle but Anderson is one step ahead of him! Anderson is working from the bottom here but to no avail! Ping seems to be working on an Americana but Anderson has control and this goes nowheres-ville.com. Ping is still working hard for a submission. His is Limb-Fishing and Big-Wishing! But it's October so Santa ain't delivering yet! Ping lands a beautiful switch and now he's in full mount! Oh the Humanity! Too Dramatic? Ping is pressing and looks to have secured an arm here! It's looks TIGHT! OHHH Anderson manages to escaped and now has dominant position! Ping doesn't give a damn! He works the top! He works the bottom! He has an Omoplata developing here but he mostly is controlling here by the looks of it! Ping looking to sweep but Anderson gets to side control! Anderson bucks hard, but the fighters land just as they were! Anderson goes for a kimura but Ping is holding his own! That sounds awkward! The Bell Rings! That was a tight one! Too close to call by my judgement
Round 2 - Ping comes out looking for a takedown and Anderson declines that with a counter right! Anderson glances a body punch! Anderson lands a combo! Add some onion rings and a diet coke because that hit home and hard! Anderson pushing in and presses Ping up against the cage! He lands an elbow! Oh that was Vicious and Non-Delicious! Ping wants to take this down to the mat most likely. Anderson is landsome hard knees to the body! Ping has underhooks and is fighting for position! Anderson lands a knee to the head! and Another to the body!!! And back to the head! Ping wants a change of script here for sure! Ping drops for a takedown, but Anderson holds it off! Anderson lands, lands, lands a runway worth of knees to Ping's head! That was NASTY!!! Anderson presses forward with underhooks and holds the fight for a bit. Anderson drives another knee home! Ping's face is holding up well, but he is going to have a 6-pack of headaches in the morning! Ping goes for a body-lock takedown and almost gets it! They are just a bit too greasy for him to get leverage! Anderson is holding the clinch still! He is working some knees to Ping's body! Mister Anderson brings knee to head! That was F-Ugly! Snooki is in the audience with her 3 week old child so we can use cliche language to avoid swearing! Way to parent on the Jersey Shore! Back to the action! Anderson is still controlling here! Anderson drives a sharp elbow into Ping's foreheard and may have opened it up a little! We will have to keep an eye on that! The Round Ends! Anderson dominated that round! We are going to see how the final round scores with our judges!
Round 3 - Ping comes out and drives hard for a takedown! Anderson circles away and drops a quick right to PING Ping's jaw! Anderson lands a body shot and Ping grimaces but shoots and get the Double-Leg Takedown!!! This could spell trouble for Mister Anderson! Ping goes right for a leg lock! Anderson holds court and pushes into Ping's guard! Anderson seems to be taking a breather here . . . Ping is working hard to improve position! Ping manages to regain half guard! Ping wants to keep going, but Anderson is content to control here! Anderson seems to want to get back up, but Ping holds him closer, much like a Tiny Dancer! Ping keeps working and wriggles to full guard! He needs to find something here! He looks for an arm but Anderson pushes back into Ping's half guard! We are into the final minute here! Anderson is laying and praying and Ping hopes to have his prayers answered instead! He regains full guard and Ping tries for a sweep but Anderson defends it well enough! The crowd is standing and applauding both fighters efforts! Ping is working hard on the bottom but Anderson is simply stifling the action here! A last push is pushed back down by Anderson and the bell rings! Ping was the better fighter in the last round no doubt about it!
Round 4 - Anderson lands a hard body shot! Then he lands a crisp head shot! Anderson misses with a few! No luck there! Ping pops Anderson with a jab and circles away! Anderson is being conservative here! Ping pushes hard and get a neat double leg! Anderson is down but in full guard here! Ping postures . . . then drops and and it ripping hard for an ankle lock! Anderson looks uncomfortable but waits it out and pushes to advance! Anderson is working hard and keeps guard! Ping wants back to full guard! Anderson is trying to pass and now he's got it! He's in FULL MOUNT!!! Anderson stands up and backs away and beckons his opponent to join him! Anderson immediately wades in with a left-right combo that lands! Ping pushes in and muscles Anderson up against the cage! Anderson fakes high and lands a body shot! Ping drops again and eats a counter-right! Ping knows what he needs, but Anderson is defending any takedown with all of his remaining strength! The Crowd is still standing and these fighters are letting it all hang out! Ping circles and drives in and runs right into an Anderson right hook that sends him sprawling sideways as the bell rings! That round was firmly scored for anderson! We are into our final round!
Round 5 - Ping shoots, but his luck is much of the same. None so far! Anderson closes and clinches! He scores a knee to the head, and one to the body and another to Ping's head! Ping wants a takedown but Anderson has underhooks! Another knee! Oh this is BRUTAL!!! Ping is blocking most of these knees, but the ones that get through are hurting hard! Anderson is now looking for more knees but to the body! I am sure this is no relief for Ping! Anderson tries to drop an elbow but Ping blocks it! Anderson drives a hard knee into Ping's ribcage! Anderson with another knee! Ping has dropped and grabbed a leg! He is pushing hard and WHAT!!! SUPLEX!!! Ping has lifted and slammed Anderson HARD!!! Ping goes in for a choke on his dazed opponent but no luck here! Now he has switched to an Armbar and it looks tight! . . . Anderson keeps calm and escapes! Anderson is looking to work from the bottom now! Ping pushes the pace and lands a beautiful switch into FULL MOUNT!!! Ping wants a limb and he's pursing his prize! He's after an armber but Anderson pulls it back in! Ping is pushing, but this may be too little and too late! THE BELL RINGS!!! Ladies and Gentlemen the Judges have scored this card 48:47, 48:47, and 49:46 for the winner by Unanimous Decision . . .Craig "Mister" Anderson!!! Craig is an exhausted rambling mess, but he manages to thank his family and friends and Vitality Fightwear!!!
Next up we have our 4th fight of the night and Middleweight Bout between two serious belt contenders!
Vince "Leo" Magalhaes vs "Fury" Tristin Shonuck
Vince enters tonight Undefeated in the Octagon! His hands are made of brick and his muay thai is solid! But he is All Ground to Pound and his BJJ is greased to go! Shonuck is a Tapout or Passout veteran with unmatched Stand-up skill! His boxing is top tier and his Muay Thai will devastate like a hurricane! You don't want to run into this "Fury"! He has elite Collegiate wrestling and can take bring the pain in every degree! THE BELL RINGS!!! Vince wades in and drives straight in for a takedown! Success and Side Control for VInce! Shonuck is shocked but working hard here! Shonuck wants back to a better position at least! Vince is dropping some shots, but not doing much damage here . .. And the Ref says Enough! We have a stand-up! Shonuck sinks a hard kick into Vince's ribs! Shonuck pushes forward into the clinch! He misses with an elbow and Vince grabs a leg! He clearly wants to take this fight to the mat! The fighters break and we are back to striking distance! Vince fakes and drives through into side control! Quite an impressive takedown! Vince is active and trying to rain some pain! Shonuck is controlling and wants to get back up! Vince is controlling well here! Shonuck is pushing to advance but Vince seizes the oppourtunity and sinks in on Shonuck's neck! He has an Arm Triagle here! Shunuck recognizes and is squirming backwards but Vince has it DEEP and TIGHT! Shonuck still moving but then stops and HE'S OUT!!! Vince is tapped by the Ref and Jumps up! That's all she wrote! Murder I say! Except Shonuck is thankfully still alive! YOUR WINNER by Arm Triangle in the very first round! Vince "Leo" Magalhaes!!!!
Now we have come to our Main Fight for the Evening! We have the Welterwieght Belt ON THE LINE!!! Aggression is under-stated here! But murder is still illegal! We await what will transpire!
Pac Shakur vs Blu "The Leaning Tower" Pisa
2-Pac Shakur brings a nearly perfect 6-1 record to the ring tonight! He is a master among Masters! His Boxing is world class, his wrestling is champion-level and the Muay Thai and BJJ hold any and all at surrender! Blu (You're my boy!) brings the right recipe for the challenge! He has granite gloves, and great wrestling and BJJ. His true strength is his Muay Thai as there is no better in the game! THE BELL RINGS!!! Blu lands a chopping leg kick and Pac responds with a solid cross! Then Pac sinks in a good hook to the body! Blu lands another nice outside leg kick! That has to hurt! Blu throws another glancing strike but OOOH it looks like Pac has been cut! Pac lands a punch to the head! And then he land a leg kick! Blu lands a right hook to the body! And then Blu delivers a leg kick of his own! Pac throws another but Blu checks it! Pac feints and the cracks Blu's lead leg! Pac throws a leg kick with deadly efficiency! Both fighters are swinging hard but defending well for the most part! Blu lands a hard shot to Pac's left eye! That's won't be pretty tomorrow! Blu lands a leg kick! Blu throws a huge jab that finds its way home! Pac fakes again and drills Blu's calf! Blu plants and lands a huge head kick! Pac lands a hard body shot and Blu winces . . . So Pac decides he wants this on the ground and shoots in! Blu counters well and land a hard right in response! Blu lands a leg kick! Blu cracks Pac hard with a right hand and then a jab! Pac partially blocked that last one! Pac lands a hard leg kick again!!! Pac scores with a solid hook and Blu is ROCKED!!! Blu stumbles a bit and takes another VICIOUS leg kic from Pac! Blu is stumbling here! His knee is buckled HARD!!! Pac locks and loads and DRIVEs a Straight Punch Fastball down the middle that hits Blo square on the Jaw!!! Blu is out on his feet and buckles! That was pure Thunderstruck! Lightning has landed and your Winner and . . . STILL Welterweight Champion! PAC SHAKUR!!! He is running around the Octagon is celebration! The announcer gets him! He manages to thanks his mom and his sponsor Steel Penn's Laundry!
Below is a quick blast on the prelim fights that took place on this amazing card!
Napoleon Dynamite def Mikhail Popov - TKO (Strikes) - Round 1 (3:13)
Cody Ramus def "Droppin the Big" Roberto Klinkhammer - Decision (Unanimous)
"Death Dealer" Paul Wainwright def Noah Spence -KO (Head Kick) - Round 2 (0:42)
Juan McCullen Destro def "Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar - Submission (Arm Triangle) - Round 2 (2:18) "The Prince of Perogies" Mark Borocop def "nakedfox23" Samuel Victor - KO (Punches) - Round 1 (1:58)
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I hope you enjoyed this review, Bubba McFistercuffs signing off until the next great ToP FC card!
Cheers
Bubba
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