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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Uri Gellar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jorge Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gellar kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Rockatar. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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285 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Uri Gellar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jorge Boy!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gellar decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Gellar prevents Boy from improving his position.
Boy trying to control but Gellar postures up.
Gellar moves nicely into side control.
Gellar staying calm.
Boy prevents Gellar from improving position.
Boy tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Gellar wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Gellar misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Boy's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Gellar is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Boy knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Boy struggling a bit here.
Gellar controls the position from side control.
Boy is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Boy is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Gellar thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gellar cracks Boy with a big elbow.
Gellar controls the position from side control.
Gellar decides to stand back up.
Boy closes the distance looking to clinch
so Gellar counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boy working a defensive guard here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gellar wants to stand but Boy has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Gellar wants to control from the top but Boy keeps moving.
Gellar gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Gellar closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Boy to the mat! Boy manages to get full guard.
Gellar forces his way into half guard.
Boy is trying to stand up here but Gellar is controlling him well.
Boy moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Boy is pulling down on Gellar's head. It's preventing any offense from Gellar, at least for the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gellar is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Gellar stops Boy from standing up.
Gellar gets to his feet - Boy follows without any prompting.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head kick misses from Gellar.
Gellar avoids a punch combination nicely.
Boy looks gassed!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Boy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Gellar counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Gellar stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Boy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Gellar stands and steps away. Boy gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Uri Gellar dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Gellar is trying hard to land a takedown here. Boy sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Gellar circles away from the clinch attempt
and Gellar counters by moving into the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Gellar decides to pull guard.
Boy throws a big elbow that misses.
Boy wants to control from the top but Gellar keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gellar looking for a guillotine here but Boy defends easily.
Boy drops back, looking for a kneebar! Gellar looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Gellar looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Gellar!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy is looking to regain half guard here but Gellar keeps moving and retains side control.
Gellar controls the position from side control.
Boy is trying to control Gellar's posture but Gellar avoids it.
Boy is trying to get back to his feet.
Gellar is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Boy's shoulder. That is not cool.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boy wants to control but Gellar postures up.
Gellar controls the position.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Boy misses with a takedown attempt - Gellar sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Boy is breathing heavily.
Boy doesn't manage to clinch there - Gellar circles away.
Boy shoots for a double leg takedown but Gellar sprawls well. He's pushed Boy's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Jorge Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boy fails with the takedown.
Uri Gellar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jorge Boy.
Boy gets caught napping as Gellar dives in and scores a takedown. Boy manages to retain guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boy is working an open guard so Gellar takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Gellar throws a good cross that connects.
Boy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
No joy there for Gellar, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Uri Gellar is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Boy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Gellar. Gellar obviously looking to wear him down.
Gellar closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Boy did well to prevent Gellar getting side control.
Boy looks like he's trying to stand up.
Boy wants to stand back up but Gellar manages to pass into side control.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gellar is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Boy will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gellar advances nicely into full mount.
Gellar controlling the position easily from mount.
Boy tries to lock up and control but Gellar gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Gellar landing strikes, looking to finish!
Gellar controlling his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Uri Gellar dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Boy tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Gellar counters with a nice body kick.
Boy gets tackled into the cage by Gellar. Gellar maintains the clinch.
Gellar's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Gellar manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Boy on his heels. He'll look to pass Boy's guard now, I'm sure.
Uri Gellar overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Gellar pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Boy is keeping the position for now.
Gellar content to stall in guard here.
Gellar is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Boy can do to turn this around?
Gellar passes easily into side control. Nice work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gellar lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Boy down.
Boy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gellar controls the position.
Boy managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Gellar.
Gellar wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Boy, who protects the arm well.
Boy wants to control but Gellar postures up.
Boy is looking for a sweep.
Check out the look on Gellar's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Gellar taking a breather here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gellar tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Gellar has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Gellar scoring with punches from side control.
Boy is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Gellar is controlling him well.
Gellar looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Boy is avoiding damage well.
Gellar tries to move into full mount but can't pass Boy's legs.
An elbow from Gellar crashes against the mat.
Jorge Boy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gellar throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Boy works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Gellar throwing shots but Boy is blocking nicely.
Gellar is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Boy defends it well.
Gellar takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Boy is trying to stand back up but Gellar is controlling him
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gellar is thwarting Boy's attempts to control the position.
Boy is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Gellar is staying active.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Gellar thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Boy's head.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Gellar clinches up against the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Boy tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Gellar smiles and moves away.
Gellar goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
And that's the end of the fight!
Uri Gellar showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Gellar has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Uri Gellar!
A relieved looking Uri Gellar thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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