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 Hello everyone its me once again “Sunshine” Weston Markson along with Rudy “The Box” Knife and we are here to bring you HMMA 63 and 64 previews. This weekend is going to be huge for HMMA as all 5 titles will be on the line. Now for those of you who havnt been paying attention all 5 titles have recently switched hands. The Title Swaps occurred when French Toast lost his Heavyweight crown to Julius Lawson, Lawson was a big underdog going into that fight, and the crazieness continued as John Saunders finally lost a fight to the new lightweight champion Mike Tyson, also Takeo Okamoto came back from hiatus to defend his title but Fedor Alexandrov became the first man to defeat Okamoto in another big upset. Not long after Saunders took some time away from the sport and was unable to defend his titles unfortunately not knowing what to do or when he would be back HMMA brass did their best and made the tough decision to stip him of the titles. However when Saunders makes his full return he will get title shots against the champions.
Rudy: Yea Sunshine its been a busy month in HMMA many things have changed and it leads us into the biggest weekend in HMMA history. There is a lot on the line this weekend as 5 titles will be decided in the HMMA cage. Will the upsets continue? Or will the champions show that they are truly the best in their divisions?....What is that? …..
Music hits…..IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK…..IS COOKIN!
Weston: OMFG it’s The Rock what is The Rock doing here?
Rudy: Uh hello whats going on here?
The rock is walking around the studio and grabs a mic.
The Rock: I know I know, I know you two must be thinking why is The Rock in HMMA’s studio? Just a moment I have something to take care of and then ill answer all your questions. “Finally The Rock has come to Heroic MMA”. Now The Rock is a big fan….o yea you see The Rock is a close personal fan of Mr. Thieatcres’s, the Rock watches HMMA events all the time and I got to talking to Mr. Tcres and he decided it was best to remove you two jabroni’s from the studio and let The Rock do the HMMA 63 preview.
Rudy: What im not going anywhere.
The Rock: Rudy don’t interrupt The Rock or ill come over and layeth the smack down on your candy ass. Now Weston you seem like a smart man leave my studio so The Rock can get down to business.
Weston: uh yes sir mr Rock.
The Rock: Rudy I need you to find The Rock some pie can you do that?
Rudy: Yes sir I can do that What kind of pie?
The Rock: What kind of pie? The Rock likes all pie any pie, but The Rock especially likes pootang pie
Rudy: Ok see you later
The Rock: Now let The Rock get down to business. HMMA 63 has all of the champions except one, the peoples champ! Its going to be huge dare I even say electrifying these men are the best of the best those kind of guys who just bring it.
Fedor "Sambist" Alexandrov (16-4) v Hatsu Matsu (14-4) 205 lbs title
The Rock: The Main event of the evening is a lightweight title fight between newly crowned champion Fedor Alexandrov and Hatsu Matsu. This is a fight that the MILLIONS and The Rock means MILLIONS of Rocks fans, will tune it to see. You see The Rock knows both of these men are capable of checking the other into the Smackdown hotel on know you role boulevard. These two men are well rounded but they tend to wrestle just like The Great One. What I find interesting is that both of these men employ Ground and pound tactics. Something I would like to do to the two jabroni’s I kicked out of the studio.
Prediction: I predict the Champion Will Ground out a very close decision fight this has potential to be the most electrifying fight in the history of HMMA.
Julius "Lights Out" Lawson (23-11-1) v "The Half Naked Man!" Mr Stigu (23-15) 265 lbs title
The Rock: ….*Three huge women enter the studio.* ….. Who in the blue hell are you?
Rudy: Hey Rock I found you some pie!
The Rock: Excellent! Rudy why don’t you sit down here and tell us what you think about the CO Main event fight between Julius Lawson and Mr Stigu for the heavyweight championship.
Rudy: Really?? OK This main ev…….
The Rock: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! Now ladies hello ladies whats you r names? …IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU R NAME IS.
Rudy: Rock you are
The Rock: Rudy Know your role and shut your damn mouth. Get out of the Rock’s studio and take these “women” with you.
Hurry along Rudy before The Rock takes these ladies, shines em up real nice turns them sideways and sticks them straight up your candy ass!
The Rock: Now I apologize. The CO-MAIN event of the evening is a fight for the heavyweight championship, The champion Julius Lawson Takes on the challenger Mr. Stigu. Now both of these men are great fighters, and The Rock would get his ass kicked by either, but the Champion just beat the most dominant heavyweight in HMMA history to gain this title. He has lost only one time in HMMA and is on a three fight winning streak. The challenger has only one fight in HMMA but that was against former #1 contender. Winning that fight earned him a spot aside the champion. These two men are very close in skill and are near identical. Both of these guys are killers they have 41 Knockouts between the two of them. Now The Rock thinks that is pretty impressive and I have a feeling this fight wont be lasting very long.
Prediction: Im not going to pick against the champ. I think the champ takes this one by KO in the 2nd round.
"The White Wolf" Geralt Of Ravia (9-2) v Leonidas "The Phenom" Sheynauvah (13-6)
The Rock: Now this next fight may not be a fight for a title but it’s a fight between to light-heavyweight badasses non the less, and it could very well determine the next challenger to the champion. Geralt of Ravia has looked awesome in his time in HMMA having gone 3-1 with his only loss to the #1 contender Hatsu Matsu. Things could get real interesting if Ravia and Matsu win there could be a rematch in store down the road. Now “The White Wolf” is a serious head hunter always looking for the KO 8 out of his 9 wins have been by (t)KO. Leonidas has only fought in HMMA once but took on stiff competition and put a top level guy away early. Now his hype is higher then ever as he looks to prove the hype is justified, and show that he is equally as dangerous if not more then Ravia. Sheynauvah is also a killer with 12 out of his 13 wins by (t)KO, with 20 KO’s between the two of them I fully expect a KO finish in this fight, but for who?
Prediction: I like Ravia to win this near the middle of the fight 2nd round TKO
"mr decision" Mike Tyson (17-8) v Roy "The Wardog" Pitbull (17-6) 155 lbs title
The Rock: I think everyone can agree that this preview is so much better then listening two those two jackasses that normally do this. Maybe The Rock will sing a little song about how Weston has lady parts, or how Rudy is a moron. Or maybe The Rock will just say the next fight is a lightweight title fight between champion Mike Tyson, and challenger Roy Pitbull. This fight is guaranteed to get the peoples strudel pumped up. This isn’t the first time Tyson and Pitbull have met inside the HMMA cage. Back in January these two men did battle to see who would face the champion. Tyson came away with a close decision in that fight and went on to do the unthinkable being the first man to ever defeat legendary John Saunders. Now after a series fights to find a #1 contender Pitbull gets a second shot to beat Tyson but this time the stakes are higher, Tyson is currently the highest hyped fighter in ALLLLLL of HMMA, and now that he is a champion will look to make the greatest run in HMMA lightweight history.
Prediction: Tyson has been unbeatable in HMMA I think he continues the streak by decision.
Krwawy Lopez (10-1) v Chris "The Cobra" Kendall (17-3) 170 lbs title
The Rock: The next fight is for the vacant Welterweight championship, John Saunders also held this title but took some time off and for the first time in a year someone other then Saunders will hold the title at the end of the night. Either Lopez or Kendall will become the third HMMA Welterweight champion. Let me tell you The Rock wouldn’t want to face either of these men. These are two of the scariest dudes in the WW division and in all of HMMA. Lopez comes into this fight living up to the potential that so many have labeled him with, he rides a 4 fight win streak and has only one loss on his record. Kendall comes into this fight after winning his HMMA debut against the former #1 contender. After that fight he called out champion John Saunders and the HMMA brass decided that he would be the next challenger, some people are saying Kendall is the man to beat here, but don’t sleep on Krwawy oh no because The Rock things either of these men are capable of winning this fight and becoming the new HMMA welterweight champion.
Prediction: I think this is going to be a very close fight, but Kendall comes out on top.
Also on the card
Monte Christo v Bjorn Helgi
Jari Harrikari v Begbie Franco
Jack Pott v Glenn Stroud
Oleg Aschenbreaker v Kevin Garnett
Lyov Kirijenko v Agaton Piaskun
The Rock: Now The Rock hates to do this but it is time he say goodbye to the people. The Jabroni-beatin, pie-eatin, trail-blazin, eyebrow-raisin, faster than a cheatah, stronger than a buck, hottest thing to hit London since the tooth brush has to go film his next movie. This has been a great experience and The Rock has goosebumps all over his body. Someone go get those two popcorn farts so they can talk about HMMA 64 another title is being decided on that card as well. IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK…….IS COOKIN
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