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A sitdown with A Pimp Named Slickback

Profile of Freako Wimp by Maximiliaan Marks

Maximilian Marks sat down with Slickback to ask some questions about his fighter’s, Leonardo, recent title fight. Leonardo Ferreira (6-4) defeated Timmy Soupra by first round TKO at the Big Bang 2 card to claim the heavyweight title. The match was set up after Ferreira managed to do the same thing to Soupra in a 3 round, non-title fight. Ferreira is one of the most technical fighters currently signed with EMMA, especially in the heavyweight division. We talk about his win, his opponent and what the future holds.

 

1.      First of all, Congratz on the win and the belt, what a career turnaround. Where you confident in Leo's ability to win the fight?

Of course I was confident in beating this scrub. I can honestly say that it's harder to shove elderly women in front of the bus. Coincidentally, that was a major part of Leo's training camp leading up to this fight.

 

2.  Ferreira came into EMMA with a losing record and on a three fight losing streak, what was going wrong during the stretch?

Leo was battling an addiction to a cocktail of prescription painkillers and Krokodil when he came to EMMA. Actually, he's still on that. I dunno, well, he DID find Jesus a year ago, so that might be it. I never would've thought to look for Jesus in my freezer myself, but there you go.


3. Are you interested in keeping Ferreira under contract with EMMA for a while and become a dominant reigning champ, or will you look to use these wins to get a contract in a bigger org in the near future?

Leo needs money for transvestite hookers and opiates, so EMMA is as good a place as any to earn money for such necessities


4. Soupra had been at the top of his division for a while and Leo beat him handily, twice. Who do you see out there at heavyweight that could challenge your belt. 

There is no man out there who Leo won't smite. Luckily the Montreal AC has a very laissez-faire philosophy on drug testing.


5. Soupra is now on a two fight losing streak, do you see him coming back and challenging for a title again in his career?

You should ask him that after he wakes up from the punch-induced coma Leo put him in. Leo can't answer himself because he's currently in prison. Apparently breaking into Soupra's hotel room and masturbating onto his sheet while surrounded by Timmy's loved ones is illegal in hippie communist shitholes like Canada.

A Pimp Named Slickback is a manager that tells it like it is, however, he did seem to have a few screws loose. Perhaps he is just an eccentric fellow. Knockout Bob, should you feel the need to PM me in order to respond to any of these comments, go right ahead and PM me!

Thanks for reading folks,

Maximilian Marks 

 

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