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 UPF's Fastest KO victory: Debo "Flame on" Blaze KO'd Javier Casados at only five seconds into round one at UPF 1: Hawaii'an Meltdown.
UPF's Fastest submission victory: With a very fast 18 second victory by kimora over Martin "El Titan" Caradagian at UPF 28: Vegh Vs Dee, Maxim Markov walks away with this one.
Most fights in UPF: "Deep" Frank Dunham(Ret.)(12). Dunham's opponents Bradly "Big Country" Wilson (W), Rutger Crax (L), "Face Crusher" Chris Staehlin (L), Razor "Shapr" Ramon x3 (L,L,L), James "Bang" Ortiz Jr. (W), Joe "Bjj" Hammer (W), "Express" Kirk Joseph (L), "Tubs" Greg Williams (L), "TaPoUt" Arnold Vegh (L), and Richard Tavarius (L).
Most wins in UPF: Most wins belongs to current middleweight champ "Toy" Tony Brown with nine wins inide the UPF octagon. Browns wins are against Harry "Jester" Kalizhnikov twice, two over Jimothy "The Razor" Mazor, "Chop" Chappa Chippa, Mauricio "Pitbull" Calvancante twice, Stefan Pruvhe, and Scott "Scotty-B" Banks.
Most KO's in UPF: Lincoln "The Convict" Burrows with seven KO's. Burrows ko'd James "Bang" Ortiz Jr, "Face Crusher" Chris Staehlin, Razor "Sharp" Ramon twice, Bobby "Smashface" Haley, Feodor "The Submission Artist" King, And "The Second Coming" YB Sol Jr.
Most submission victories in UPF: "Toy" Tony Brown is current middleweight champ, undefeated in UPF with eight wins by way of submission. Those poor souls that were forced to tap by Tony's hands are Harry "Jester" Kalizhnikov by armbar at UPF 1: Hawaii'an Meltdown, Jimothy "The Razor" Mazor by triangle choke at UPF 3: Warriors Vengence for the UPF middleweight championship of the world, then defended his belt against "The Razor" at UPF 6: Mael Vs Jos Ricci by guillotine, at UPF Niner: Brown Vs Chippa, our UPF champ defends his belt once again, this time by triangle armbar. Brown comes to face Kalizhnikov again at UPF 20: Brown Vs Kalizhnikov 2 and made him tap by way of kimura. At UPF 23: Smile You're On P.P.V. Brown again shows us why he is reigning champ by forcing Stefan Pruvhe to tap out or go to sleep with a deadly triangle. Then again at UPF 26: Fossmo Vs Zero we see our champ beat Scott "Scotty-B" Banks by submission via anaconda choke only 56 seconds into round one. The only one of Browns opponents to get a decision was Mauricio "Pitbull" Calvancante, whom Brown submitted at UPF PPV 2: Smoke til You Drop at 1:30 into round 4 via kimura to once again retain his middleweight championship of the world.
Most decision victories in UPF: "Tiny" Tim Jacobs (4).
Most losses in UPF: This most dreadful record belongs to "Deep" Frank Dunham (Ret.) (9). Dunham won his first fight but then lost four in a row. He lost to current heavyweight champion Rutger Crax, next loss was to "Face Crusher" Chris Staehlin. Dunham then went on to lose to Razor "Sharp" Ramon twice. He then fought new comer "Express" Kirk Joseph then Ramon again losing both the fights. "Tubs" Greg Williams beat him at UPF 22. Add another two at UPF 24 & 25 against dangerous opponents "TaPoUt" Arnold Vegh and Richard Tavarius.
UPF Fighter with the most main/co-main event appearences: "Toy" Tony Brown (9).
UPF Fighter with the most Submission Of The Night awards: "Toy" Tony Brown has five Sub of the night awards.
UPF Fighter with the most KO Of The Night awards: Rutger Crax, "Bam Bam" Jesse Banner, David "Lina" Swain, and Jeremy "IRONMAN" Kroft all hold onto three KO of the Night awards.
UPF Fighter with the most Fight Of The Night awards: "Slingshot" Jimmy Stone has this one with four Fight of the Night awards.
UPF Champion with the most title defenses: "Toy" Tony Brown has it with six, somehow his fight against "Chop" Chappa Chippa had not been elected as a title fight (my fault), or else he would have one more. Browns title defenses are against Jimothy "The Razor" Mazor, Mauricio "Pitbull" Calvancante , Harry "Jester" Kalizhnikov, Stefan Pruvhe, Scott "Scotty-B" Banks, then Mauricio "Pitbull" Calvancante again.
Smartest in fighter in the UPF: "Toy" Tony Brown. Brown has shown us time and time again why he deserves to be our middleweight champion. With eight subs out of nine victories, it's easy to say that Brown might just be the smartest fighter on the planet.
Best comeback fighter in the UPF: Jeremy "IRONMAN" Kroft. I think the name suits him perfect. In most of the fights where he has got the "W" Kroft was being, if not dominated, worked over all around. Then all of the sudden "POW" big head kick and lights out.
Fighter to show up drunk to his fights the most: "Hurricane" Jose Lopez has shown up intoxicated to every fight thus far, making the total eight and counting.
Fighter that smokes the most marijuana in UPF: David "Lina" Swain. Swain discovered "Gudbud" and will never be the same again. I asked David about this and his response was "Yeah boy! Go to Church!"
Fighter who has sold the most shoes in UPF: Al "The Salesman" Bundy. Enough said.
Ugliest fighter in UPF: James "Bang" Ortiz Jr (RET). After getting punched in the face as many times as Ortiz Jr, anyone would be that ugly.
UPF fighter with the biggest mouth: Actor-turned-lunatic-turned-caged fighter Charlie Sheen. He has made quick enemys with the very dangerous wrestler Igor "The" Crazy. I don't think it will matter who Sheen is set to face next in the UPF octagon, he will continue to rant on about whomever he is to face.
The Ultimate Pit Fighter of the Month:
Jan. '13: "Hellraiser" Helge Fossmo with a Jan. record of 2-0. 2 KO's and 1 FotN.
Feb. '13: "Toy" Tony Brown with a Feb. record of 2-0. 2 subs and 1 SotN.
March '13: Zack Barch with a March record of 3-0. 2 KO's and 1 Sub.
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