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Inside The UPF: Igor Crazy

Fighter profile of Igor Crazy by Dale Saw

Hello, Fred Meyer here with yet another edition of Inside The UPF. Today, we have a welterweight fighter who fought in the welterweight championship tournament. He only made it as far as the quarter finals. But, that does not mean he is not a dangerous man at 170lbs. Ladies and gentlemen let's hear it for Igor "The" Crazy.

Freddy: Hey ya Igor. Welcome to the show.

Crazy: [Smiles] Thanks freddy, it's nice being here with you.

Freddy: Well thank you, sir. So Igor, why don't you tell your fans a little about "The" Crazy outside of fighting and training. What is the everyday Igor like?

Crazy:  I'm a regular guy with dreams and stuff like that. I wanna be a rolemodel for everyone. And, I don't wanna be a Charlie Sheen.

Freddy: Haha. Well he was the highest paid actor on television, as he likes to remind everyone. Haha. You do seem kinda chill. But, I hear you've challenged Charlie publicly to a rematch. Would you care to comment on that?

Crazy: He was (the highest paid actor), you said it! It was a shame for me to lose against a person like him. But, be assured, I will leave no doubts when I finish him, that's for sure.

Freddy: Haha. It was a pretty good fight thought. I did get to see it. Hurray for me. Haha. Anyways, I know Charlie will accept your challenge. And, if you win I'm sure he'll scream for the rubber match to see who is the better fighter. But, if he does win, does that mean that you'll accept defeat and claim Charlie the better fighter?

Crazy: I will accept nothin'. And, that's cuz I'm a warrior. I'm so sure that I am going to win that I will raise my bet up to $50k the winner takes everything.

Freddy: Haha. Ya hear that Charlie? Not only is Igor calling you out. But, he is also challenging you to put your money where your mouth is. $50k personal bet mano e mano winner takes all. What do you say Charlie? You man enough to accept Igor's bet? Haha. Ok enough about Charlie. Haha. Tell me, where and when did you learn to fight? What made you get into MMA?

Crazy: I'm a former soldier. I come from Tel Aviv, where I learned krav maga in the army. The army made me feel sick. There was too much war going on. And, too many people were getting killed. So, I started to think about fighting in mma as a career. Well, here I am.

Freddy: Krav Maga huh? That would make you one of the baddest dudes on the planet, retrospectively. Much respect. Krav Maga is one of my favorite styles. My all time favorite would have to be Wing Chun made popular by the famous Ip Man. Haha. Now, you can not actually use Krav Maga inside the octagon. But, if you could, do you feel it would give you the edge?

Crazy: Any martial art can be a deadly weapon. The MMA rules make the fights as safe as possible. Of course, some times accidents do happen; like a broken arm, you know. What I'm trying to say is that any martial artist, the real ones, may have a chance against me, that's a fact.

Freddy: Well, of course. But, most martial arts styles you can use inside the cage. Krav Maga is so deadly they can not allow it. So, based on that, anyone without some serious martial arts knowledge gets into a street brawl with you is in serious trouble. Haha. And, I'm sure both Crazy and Patterson would have gone down quickly if you could have used Krav Maga on them. Haha. Anyways, I'm getting carried away. Haha. Sorry, I just love my MMA and martial arts. Haha. Well all this rambling has brought us short on time. Is there anything you'd like to say to anyone before we go?

Crazy: Just want to say thanks to all my fans for their support. And, thank you for the interview and your time. Thanks a lot!!

Freddy: Thank you, for your time. And, good luck in your rematch with Sheen. Alright, let's hear it for Igor Crazy ladies and gentlemen. Next week on the show, we will b- [Just then there is a loud crash on the side of the set... the camera pans over to see a stumbling Jose Lopez holding a 40oz. bottle of Olde English]

Jose: [Burps loudly and slurs his words badly] Ok, I'm heh. Fer, um... *hiccup* um.... I'm hherr.

Freddy: Wow, um Jose, you are not on until next week. And, had it been today, you'd be almost an hour late.

Jose: Ar*hiccup* you shhhhire?

Freddy: Yes, Jose, I'm sure. [Igor sits with a huge smile on his face trying not to laugh]

Jose: Okh, beh now. [Jose turn around and stumbles into the band before exiting the set]

Freddy; Haha. That was... interesting. Well Mr. Not Too Sober will be our guest next week. So, you better tune in because I'm sure he will probably be in somewhat the same shape as tonight. So, once again thanks Igor for coming on the show today. Tune in next week for "Hurricane" Jose Lopez. Until next time, I'm Fred Meyer signing out.
 
Authors;
Fred Meyer: Dale Saw
Igor Crazy: Emmanuel Orozco
Jose Lopez: Michael Sanders

 

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