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Introduces an Attack Fight League production by Adam Rabago in association with Carlos Castenada.
Comin’ out of the ‘Island of Hell’
MAIN EVENT
205 lbs 　Francois Duvalier　v　Usain Bolt　　
Duvalier out and out wrestler (first fight) against reggae boy Bolt grappler~ coming out of Jamaica has a purple belt with some basic all-round skills and loves Bob Marley.
Speedy Usain is a ‘bolt from the blue’. Usain is also a purple belt with some wrestling. He has only just started training in striking, but is slightly better adapt. Will he get hugged to death or can he utilize his takedowns and varied skill against this rather one dimensional opponent.
"And if you think that sounds interesting, you wanna check the line-up on this up ‘n’ coming card."
CO-MAIN EVENT
265 lbs 　Junji Kodama　v　Johnny Boy　　 　Mean (grappler) "Kodeine" machine, sponsored by "Ace of Spades", clothing fights boxer Boy.
Kodama~ is fairly new to the Octagon. Got cut in his debut against Clubber Lang but took him down and ground him into the mat without delay in an impressive 2 and a half minutes.
Boy: Leicester lad. Let’s hope this boxer’s takedown defense is ‘reliant’ enough to stop the ground specialist from smashing his fuckin head into the mat, thank you..
QUIZ:~pick the word from famous gangster movie to win a prize
"I never liked that guy. For all I know, he had my friend Fernando killed.....all I have is my word and my (??????) and I don't break them for no one"<<<<<<
170 lbs Juan Pablo　v　Arron Miller　　
Pablo~ Sprawl and brawl specialist. "Fists of fucking Fury mother fuckas.........COME ON!!!". Questionable whether he has been really tested, going into this a very confident swing and tempermentos. Just don’t talk about cowboys....that really pisses him off. Has had a good spell, but is up against wrestler/boxer. So we have boxer/wrestler and a wrestler/boxer. Let’s hope this is a bust-up of extreme proportions and someone gets FUBAR (if you know what I’m talking about, you can suck my culo, que pasa?)
Miller~ wrestler with boxing. Miller’s aim will be to squash Pablo’s head like a ping pong ball and Pablo is wanting insert his left into Miller’s brain and rupture the inner lining of his scrotum with a very delicately refined finger-tap to the temple......yes this should be interesting. "If you’re gonna shoot, shoot. Don’t talk"....who knows? Sometimes I don’t why I say things.....
205 lbs SeverinoCampos　v　Ragnar Lodbrok　　
Campos~ the parana hunter is renowned for hunting a plethora of Parana at one time. The name for many is pronounced 　in a strange island tongue but has been adapted to a less advanced dialect that relates in hissings sounds and short bursting whistles. Most have come to know this word as Paraiba which roughly translates as ‘many fish slapping, while broody hens ponder on sleep, rudely’. 　
Lodrok~ the baddass wrestler with fisty cuffs. "I will send you to Valhalla with an honorable death. Do not fear your fate."
170 lbs ShiaJohnson　 v　Ronald Gracie　　
The grappler Johnson is about to let on off....... (clear the room lads). Brown belt with wrestling. Johnson is not sure what to do. In the pre-fight interview he said he would just see what happens. I just can’t see him doing anything this time... you know he just doesn’t seen to have his mind on the jobo.
Gracie~ has little wrestling so If my prediction is gonna come true, he better do exactly opposite of what I expect which is to fail......both fighters will lose.
"Moving swiftly on to the next fight I’ve been looking forward to."
205 lbs 　Cortland Cartwright　v　Box Fresh　　 Cartwright has his heart right. British with a touch of frog takes on the morphing manager’s pride and joy........Fresh. Fresh is a brown belt BJJ with some wrestling and has pitter patter of tiny finger hands kinda technique going on. I place my bets on the opposing factor. Prove me wrong and I will give a prize in the form of a punch in the face.
155 lbs 　Craig Chulainn　v　Hando Dijkman　
Craig, buddy. My ol’ school chum. "Good on ya Bruce" takes on...oh what a surprise. Another fucking grappler....."it’s not gonna be one those parties, is it?" Let’s see how he handles this Dijkman.
265 lbs 　Mariusz Pudzianowski　v　Jupiters Cock　　
Pudz takes on the slightly bigger cock. Let’s see what exchange these boys have with each other.
"SO there you have it folks. It’s been emotional, not to mention educational."
All kinds of bla de bla. Promotion crap....loads of stinjy fuckas who don’t wanna pay me too much to do absolutely sweet fuck all....Buy our shit and everyone will love you more...bla bla!
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