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 Finally, the much awaited event of our GEG jurisdiction will take place in TTFC tonight, January 18th and this may be an early shot at Fight of the Year and Event of the year honors. As always Mike Thomas does an excellent job giving us competitive fights and GEG always puts on a show. Get your spoiler tabs ready because this event will have all fight fans spoiled like my baby daughter when someone is holding her. I have a newfound respect for babies as im currently attempting to block her transitions from a full mount into side control. I think it would be great if my wife was awake right now to take her off of my hands for a moment because it is apparent that my daughter doesnt adhere to people tapping out like Rousimar Palhares.
There will be a packed house of 20,000 crazed fans at Madison Octagon Arena in New York this evening to witness the event of a lifetime. Two title fights and a bunch of the top Tycoon managers in the world will be a part of this great PPV event.
Last Saturday night we witnessed TTFC's own Chris “The Brick” Mullen get crumbled like a cement block in a Karate class. He was rocked by the fists of Bobby Moore and was pummelled defenseless until the referee stopped the onslaught, losing his Lightweight Title. The co-main event was exciting as Mike Holmes finished Klien East the same way in the third round and the middleweight title changed hands from Gregg Valentine to Unkind Artist as he won the fight on points standing up. Im sure Valentine will want to get a shot at regaining his belt.
Busta Rhymes snatched the belt that was wrapped around James William's waist on wednesday night fights 42 and he thought he would have smooth sailing until his retirement when suddenly Sluggo Brott showed up knocking on the champion's door. Brott lost his first fight in TTFC Jack MeOff by submission when there was some weird frisky business going on while they were on the ground grappling. This enfuriated Brott and he was determined to correct his flaws, since he has come off with 6 straight wins against tough opponents including Tyson Gauge most recently. Despite being quite identical in skills and traits when it comes to the cage and i doubt this fight will end up on the ground unless one fighter is knocked down, so I think Tyson Gauge will hold an advantage in the standup. I expect this fight to go to a decision and Busta Rhymes title time will be shorter than he expected.
In the superheavyweight division, the two behemoths will get at each other in the “who can last the longest” title bout where 600lbs of pure muscle will weigh the cage down. I hope the technicians did a good job in preparing for this event because if not, this Heavy Co-main event just might ruin the canvas that the Main event is set to take place on! The future TTFC hall of famer, Frankenmullet Samson has held the title plenty of times in his career and I believe he has been praying every night that he survives this defense against Ramses Dinkin and the MMA Gods will have to be hard at work if they want to make that happen. Ramses leads their historical record against each other 2 to 1. While he did fall to a heavy punch right at the start of the fight in their last meeting, but if he avoids that one punch, he has all the power to topple Samson just as fast. These fighters have went at it 3 times for a total of 2 minutes and 33 seconds due to the power they pack behind their punches. Look for this slugfest to end fast but I think Dinkin will still be standing when its all said and done.
Before I get into the main event, I would love to provide you all with my other main card predictions.
Rex Tremendous over King Marvin
Stan Van Gundy over Scott Spade
Frank Bellator over Cain Colbert
Kearney McGarrity over Dean Anderson
Tyson Gauge over Kenshiro Kasumi
Erik Laak over Kevin Garnett
and Kevin Bishop over Frankie Pep
[In my Joe Rogan voice] FOR YOUR MAAAIINN EVENT! We will have Lester Cockenschtuff representing TTFC against CWFL's very own Donzel Fortunado! Heres your tale of the tape!
Both fighters weighed in at almost 270lbs each with Donzel sporting a 6cm height advantage, The Molester reads in as a Sprawl and Brawl boxer that is Insanely flexible and Prime Fortunado is nearly the same with a granite chin. [Stop reading in Joe Rogan's voice because it should be annoying by now] The Molester is also most likely going to be a TTFC hall of famer putting together 12 wins with only 4 losses since joining. His most recent victory, over Cain Colbert put the lid on a 3 fight win streak as they clinched up tightly, as the Molester loves to do and Colbert's face began brutally assaulting Cockenschtuff's fists repeatedly. Fortunado was the unfortunate victim of an onslaught by Ben Grimm finished off by a haymaking uppercut and a flurry of punches to seal the deal until the referee jumped in and stopped the fight. He was also severely cut so I am anxious to see how he will deal with the pressure that the Molester brings. For this fight, I think Cockenschtuff will take it to the clinch and look to blast away at Donzel's face. My prediction for this fight may be biased but im for the home team here, I expect TTFC's top Molester to take the victory in this fight and earn some bragging rights for TTFC tonight.
As my daughter allowed me to improve my position to the headboard, I think she has never had proper training on preventing a sweep, so that is what I will do but before I go, I want to thank all my readers for spending the time to enjoy a little fun with me. I hope you all enjoy the event tonight and as always, if you think my predictions are wrong, prove it at MFN bookies! Lets thank Mike Thomas, Clark Kent and Joe River for their hard work with TTFC. On this saturday night, party hard, wear protection, drink responsibly and most importantly, Be Safe!!! TO ALL ENJOY!
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