"The Gracie Killer" Masahiko Kimura

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Hello I am Faisal Sharaheeli and its been awhile since Heroic fight fans have seen me around.  I am here in one of Heroic’s many studios with the self proclaimed HEROIC UNDISPUTED LIGHTWEIGHT  CHAMPION Masahiko Kimura, Kimura has stopped by for this interview so we can get to know him.

Fas: Hello Masahiko thank you for joining us, thank you for taking the time away from your training to come in and talk to me today. 

Kimmy:  I didn’t come here to talk to you, I came here to see myself on TV.

Fas:  Uh Mr Kimura I have no problem with you can we just get through this without incident? Without you bullying me?  Kimura what were you like as a kid? What was life like for you before fighting?

Kimmy:  I wasn’t always a bully you know As a young kid i was very popular, I had friends by the boat load, i was a jock who enjoyed wrestling and submission grappling, until my 17th Birthday my Mum and Dad split up and my mother took me 400 miles south to Kumamoto. i dropped out of college in my first year and joined a local gang.

Fas:  A gang?  Um that explains a lot, are you still in this gang?  What was the gang like?

Kimmy:  Life changing i learned that the weak will not stop you from taking their riches. It wasn't until my gang was wiped out by rivals that I realized I had to get out of this life, luckily i wasn't high enough in the gang to have a death warrant issued and I was allowed to carry on living. I was awarded my brown belt in BJJ and then was persuaded by my mother to take up MMA.

Fas:  Wow your mom got you into MMA, that’s weird dude.  You relish in being the bad guy, you have a knack for giving great interviews in which you manage to insult all fans including the few who actually for some reason like you.  Is this all a façade or are you really the dick you portray yourself as?

Kimmy:  Yo what the fuk you call me?  No façade im me a nasty mother fucka, im not a bad ass and if you saw me in a bar you wouldn't shit yourself if you knocked over my pint... however, once you piss me off he won't stop until you are dead.

Fas:  Ok im starting to realize you get pissed off pretty easy, don’t take offense to the things im saying in a journalist.  Its been stated several times you are a sore loser, how do you feel about this?

Kimmy:  I am a very sore loser, because I don’t lose ever!

Fas:  What about your fans Kimmy can I call you that?  You insult all fans even your own whats the deal with that?

Kimmy:  I have a hardcore following within the mma community, I have a very select group of fans who adore me for my heel like bull shit promos of my fights. However I dont recognize these fans, I still thinks that fans are just a bunch of geeks that wish they were like me.  No you cant call me that, im Mr. Kimura to you.

Fas:  Well I know one fan you seem to like…your friend Rudy Knife, but I think you fans love being called stuff by you they just love the bad guy no matter what even if you are insulting them, I think that’s pretty cool. 

So you already said your mom got you into MMA was that it or was it something else, what really made you say yea im gonna do this?

Kimmy:  It was either mma or trying to get back into crime, which wouldn't have gone down to well.  So here I am.

Fas:  I see well im glad you escaped a life of crime and possible death you are entertaining to watch, at least in my opinion.  Of course some think otherwise but that’s ok, we all know you have a big fight coming Saturday against Naru Jarkko, what have you done in preparation, and what are your thoughts on your opponent? 

Kimmy:  Some people think that I am a boring fighter,  but Naru makes me look like sexual pleasures with twin sisters! This George St Pierre wannabe is looking to hug and kiss me into submission. I aint gona just lay there like your wife Naru, you see this?! (points to his black belt) you don't get into bed with a man like me and this (strokes his balck belt) means you got a load of shit coming your way.

Fas: Classic Mr. Kimura!  Ok I gotta know win, lose, or draw, what’s next after this fight?

Kimmy:  Well being the Current Heroic UNDISPUTED Lightweight Champion there really isn't much left for me to do now. Maybe when Donny is done with getting beat up in Las Vegas then I may give him the opportunity to win his title back, but he aint stupid, he may look stupid but he really aint that stupid. Donny was smart to get out when he saw this young buck rising through the ranks, as I have always said I am undefeated, I have NEVER tapped out and this Black Belt was given to me by God himself, it's at least 10 notches ahead of any mans red belt... I am the greatest BJJ practioner on the planet and Donny.... hahaha stay away, just stay away.....

Fas: WOW I have heard this is for a chance to fight Donny, wow if you win this fight just got interesting I cant wait to see if he has anything to say in return.  Well Mr. Kimura that’s all I have for you thank you again for joining me in this interview, and letting the fans get to know you a little better. Good luck with your upcoming fight.

Kimmy:  Fans? I didn’t do this for the fans!  (Kimmy stands up and walks closer to the camera)  I didn’t do this (someone shuts the camera off no one will ever see what happens next).

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