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H.R. Puffin Stuff Org. Bocing Comte Speaks. Brandon Returns.

Editorial by Dominicus Domingo

PR: I heard  that loon Brandon Comte Returned

Boxing Comte: Yeah, ever since owning seven islands in the pacific and now having a mansion in columiba where I harver George W. Bush, where he acts as a primo tester, I've come to welcome Brandon Comte back into MMA Tycoon and welcome him back into Legion of Pain (I now act as a humble priminister there.) I've informed Brandon that my new comedy I've been creating including slap-stick, has been now been humbled into Brandon's Hands and he's bringing it to the public.Here, lies  a man with a coheba cigar puckered against his lips with Asa Akari and Emma Watson in his bossoms of glory.

Brandon Comte:yo B why did you capital a capital H in hands?

Boxing: Dude, you just have some nice big hands, they're quite handsome. 

Brandon: what?

Boxing: Um, nothing.

Brandon: Alright I've decided to go back into the MMA business after joining a tiger fighting league after escaping from prison for my last SilkRoad prostitution scam. It was kind of easy, nothing in prison is durable, not even the cell mates. So after I escaped, now possessing Elite Strength,  I realized I can't keep fighting pussy ass tigers and mafia gangbangers, instead I must compete for the the challange of becoming the next Fidel Puno or what once was the legend of YB SOL. The people I know in this business have access to come of the most dangerous clients and I found a new group of young bloods to nurter. I'm working with my good ol' legion of darkness to take over this business once more, and I'm starting it off with this amazing monetary scheme of owning an org. I need you guys reading this to join my org. You'll be able to communicate with powerful  managers who can help guide you to your senses. This is my story you have yours and I'm always open to listen. Sign this org and be pleased like that  gapped tooth white-blonde woman was after I married her and divorced her. She now lives in Bel Air and I visit her bi-weekly for roleplaying, I live a mile away from her and raise my children with her, the thing is we use people to get commodity, both of us know this, we work together she's my swedish belle. But yeah, I'll treat you like that babes.

Peace

Boxing: Brandon?

Brandon: fuck you man that was a great ending. Douche.

Boxing: Why I aughtta 

Brandon: Oh don't take yoursaelf so seriously you hasbeen.

Boxing: Well..... Yeah fuck you I own you;.

Brandon: In the contrary ;).

Boxing: Good bye everyone.... *get over here*

 

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