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BEEF: Session 8 + Burning Bush

Event Preview: BEEF: Session 8
Bodies Engaged In Extreme Fighting [BEEF]
2014-02-23, Montreal, Hayashi's Lounge - Montreal
Author:King Scooby

 BEEF: Session 8 + Burning Bush Episode 2 and Fun

 

Back after quite a bit of time away, BEEF: Tree Of Life has returned to give you some of the latest updates on whats going on in Montreal, but first, another funny story of an occurrence in Scooby Jr's work life.

 

If you missed the first story you have to go back to the Tree Of Life forum thread listed at the end of this writeup to experience it.

 

So if you didnt already know, I work in people's homes to fix their cable, phone and internet problems. So on this very bright day I showed up at a house where the customer thoroughly explained to me prior to entering her home, that a previous technician claimed her TV unit was broken and she believed he was wrong and did not connect it properly. As she opened the door to her home and we entered so I could resolve this issue I noticed a sibling argument, between two middle aged males. The big brother, (looked to be about 6'2” 250lbs) with foul language was threatening the smaller brother (roughly 5'8” 190lbs) who seemed enfuriated. Immediately the bigger brother grabbed the smaller by his shirt and began to lift him off of the ground when, the smaller brother [in tycoon language] “ created a bit of space for himself and rocks his brother with a big uppercut!  “ I was in awe as the bigger of the two's body twisted unconscious and he clung to the TV unit (80 inch Mitsubishi I might add) while crashing to the ground landing face down in the unit, out cold. The smaller brother did not let that be the end as dove onto him and began pummeling the back of his brother's head. Their mother had to jump in and stop the mauling somewhat like how Mario Yamasaki would to denote a stoppage. She then kicked everyone out of the house. What she assumed was insubordnation was simply her unconscious son that she proceeded to yell in the ear of beckoning him to get out of the house although he was still motionless. Thankfully I sat in my company vehicle for a while to make sure he wasnt dead and saw him wake up and leave the house about 45 minutes later. As I marvelled at this event I realized something, Apparently the smaller guy ticked KO power in his mother's womb or the bigger guy rolled a zero for chin. Either way it was equally hilarious.

 

On to our Events, Our Burning Bush Episode 2 was a great success as every fight on the evening was none short than amazing. A back and forth battle with Jim Duggan being rocked in the first round, recovering and eventually winning the fight was amazing grasping our fight of the night award. Scooby Jr's Bammy Davis received the bad news that he would be squaring off with his In-house buddy and Knockout machine, Gerard Mookjai in the next episode of the Burning Bush. While Sammer Bammer, Runner up on the 145 LFC-BEEF Rebirth tournament scored the only submission, locking a kimura in tight against Clyde Jamerson.

 

Tomorrow Night we will have a 10 fight card that was saved by a last second fight between Okkuke Jiizu Okunaba and Asif Fontuin. I am unsure what to expect from this fight since both fighters and managers accepted at the last moment with disreguard to their bodies and training.

 

Opie River and Morpheus Vulcan will make their BEEF debuts and one must imagine that with two of the most talented fighters in the organization going at it that this one will be a highlight of the month and most likely will not be the last time these two duke it out. Two BJJ specialists will look to put their skills on display but only one man can win, I wonder which it will be.

 

Yousef Lamouna has put together a 6-0 record and will be fighting tooth and nail to stay undefeated. His foe, Alfredo Brija will want to get this fight to the ground but hasnt shown effective wrestling yet after his only fight thus far. WhileYousef is looking to get closer for a title shot he had better not overlook this one because if he finds himself on the ground after a few hard kicks, he might be in trouble.

 

Lastly, our MAIN EVENT comes with Matrim Cauthon and Taite Lavieta in another one of our awesome “IRONMAN RULES” fights, 3 rounds 10 minutes. PRIDE RULES became a big deal and great entertainment on the western half of the world and we want to emulate it here every once in a while so remember, if your fighter competes in an IRONMAN RULES event, he will automatically receive a FOTN bonus by BEEF rules. Cauthon will look to get the fight to the ground and use his BJJ to his help as he has received his brown belt after his hard work in “THE SWEAT LODGE.” The Ripper Lavieta will obviously look to keep the fight standing and most likely on the outside striking with painful kicks. The wildcard in this fight is what might happen if Lavieta stuff's a takedown. If it leads to them ending up in a clinch, Matrim might fight some pains in his ribs directly from the thrusts of Taite's knees likewise leveling the playing field for his lack of ground skills.

 

Just as a reminder, any fighters wanting into a tournament, look to the 25YO build tourney and division that was newly launched and create a guy to fight openweight here. Also, if you desire an IRONMAN RULES fight, call out all of your foes in our smacktalk thread. All BEEF fans can pm me, whenever about any issues you might have so that I can provide you a better product. I hope everyone stays safe and enjoys UFC 170, from Scooby Jr. of The L.O.P. TO ALL ENJOY!

 

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