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"Lucky" Liam's Predictions for PRIDE: Cast Away III
(disclaimer: All comments made by "Lucky" Liam McGuiness are strictly his thoughts and do not reflect those of his manager or his brother James "Sully" McGuiness)
Ladies and gentlemen!!! Once again, my brother Sully is unable to preview the upcoming fights as he is training hard for his fight at IMMA 45 Masters vs Moya. So once again little brother Liam saves the day and previews the upcoming fights for PRIDE: Cast Away III . Oh yeah, for those of you who didn't know it was my birthday and the party is still going at Sully's Bar & Grill!! So when all is said and done, make your way down and buy me a drink!!!
But first a word from our sponsors... There aren't many places on The Island to get good gear, but the good people at North Atlantic provide quality fight gear for your fighters. So hit Mac Nulty up for a sponsorship and don't forget to thank him!!! Tell him i sent ya!!
And now onto the fights... A lot of fighters got annoyed at me for calling them boring. Well, if ya weren't so boring then i wouldn't be callin' ya boring, would i?
PRIDE: Cast Away III
Mickey Cohen v Balmon Le Beau
18 year old Muay Thai fighter Cohen makes his debut against much bigger striker Le Beau, who is also making his debut. Now is Cohen showing a lot of heart fighting above his weight? I think he's a fookin' moron for not watchin' what he eats and fighting kids his own age. Whatever.
Liam's Prediction: Le Beau to overpower the youngster and knock him the fook out.
Frank Greenleaf v Comcast Guy
Now to the big boys as fat teenager Greenleaf takes on not-as-fat-but-still-fat Comcast Guy. This could go either way, and by that i mean someone could either get knocked out or we can have a hug fest.
Liam's Prediction: Greenleaf to try and hug it out, and Guy having none of it and knocking him out.
Te Oma Halo v Amos Mudzuri
Another 2 guys making their debut in the fatso division. Halo is freaken tall! That's all i know about him!! Amos "Big Brother" Mudzuri? More like "Big Belly" from what i can see. Like the previous fight, will this be a hug fest or will someone get knocked out?
Liam's Prediction: "Big Belly" to try and smother Halo, but i see Halo knocking him out for trying.
Mario Rabelo v Amir Soulah
Fourth fight of the night and 3rd fatty fight in a row. Damn, i thought Te Oma was tall, but Soulah is freaken ridiculous! The staredown between these 2 guys should be funny as shit because when they stand next to each other, Rabelo looks like a big fat basketball while Soulah looks like a basketball hoop with arms.
Liam's Prediction: Rabelo to land first, then running like hell so Soulah doesn't land on him on the way down.
Preuss Skura v Joey The Razor
Young boxer Skura makes his debut against the man known only as Joey the Razor. With a name like that, it will be interesting to see if he lives up to it. Skura is younger, but Razor seems to have more experience.
Liam's Prediction: Razor to possibly shave that silly mustache off Skura's face. I'm serious! It looks ridiculous. Shave it off!!
-=BREAK=-
As my brother trains hard for his fight, i have stepped up and saved his show by doing his Fight Predictions. Now hosting a show on The Island is hard work, so what better way to relax after previewing the fights that to make my way down to Sully's and crack open a cold one?
Sully's HB is available in 4 delicious flavours and that crisp smooth taste will refresh you!
So come Fight Night, if you can't make it to Micro Arena then come down to Sully's and enjoy the fights on our HD screen while knocking back a few cold ones.
Ahhh, Sully's! Official sponsors of PRIDE KT
Remember to drink responsibly!
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Joe Armstrong v Diego Fegget
Next up, midget fights! Joe Armstrong made a journal and was last seen sitting cageside watching the fights at PRIDE: Arrival. He hasn't been seen or heard from since. He takes on Diego Fegget.. (hehe, fegget!). Anyway, from what i can see Armstrong was very excited to step into the cage when he landed on The Island. Let's hope he brings his A-game.
Liam's Prediction: Armstrong to snap that midget in half in the first round.
Malik Jennings v Willy The Kid
2 more young guns making their debut. Both these guys are young. They don't really talk much. One of them will win. I guess..
Liam's Prediction: The Kid to win a boring decision.
Francois Boullion v Missy Ash
2 more midgets making their PRIDE debut. Boullion knocked out a much bigger midget in his MMA debut while Ash got beaten at his own game and got subbed in his MMA debut. Both guys making their KT debut.
Liam's Prediction: Although Bullion is much smaller, i think he'll take out the bigger midget quite easily in the first round.
Kid Galar v Victor Szczęsny
Now, finally some REAL fighters. Kid Galar vs The Anorexic Stickman with gloves! Galar is coming off an impressive TKO victory. Szczesny is... Aww, i can't take him seriously! I mean, LOOK AT HIM!!! I mean when i described those guys Te Oma Halo and Amir Soulah from the undercards i thought they looked ridiculous, but THIS GUY??? He looks like a fooken deformed giraffe!!! That might explain some of the gibberish coming out of his mouth. All that blood trying to reach his little brain through those long straws he has for limbs.
Liam's Prediction: Galar to snap this guy in half and make a NORMAL sized 135lbs fighter out of him.
Soloman Swain v Akseli Suokas
Both these guys are coming off wins. Swain and Galar seem to be interested in a fight against each other, so the results of these last 2 fights will be interesting indeed. Suokas "Finnished" his last fight, but will Swain's reach advantage be enough? Hopefully Swain won't be looking past Suokas as he has been vocal in wanting to fight Galar.
Liam's Prediction: Swain to earn a late TKO, then we will make our way to Sully's where he can explain to me what the fook "SWAG" means.
And there you have it!! And be sure to come down to Sully's Bar & Grill for the official PRIDE: Cast Away III after party and continue with my birthday celebrations!!! Come one come all!!!
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