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 Review By Kim Jong-un "The Screamun Koreaun"
On 7 Feb, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the Owner of the incredible GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented GAMMA#461 Colossus v Lan 3. This event, located at the Wombley Arena right here in London, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas. Attendance of 93,607 rowdy-as-hell, fight fans was boisterous to say the least and the additional 252,883 Pay-Per-Viewers brings the total to 346,490 fans who saw this event. This event hosted a Title fight at 265 pounds between Jt Colossus and Lan Mandragoran. This powerhouse event had 5 knockouts, and 5 decisions. Kim Jong-un, "The Screamun Koreaun" here to walk you through the "human destruction". Details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=821650
Our 1st bout on this fight ticket is in the 205 pound division between Soylent Grimm (187741) and Calvin Johnson (137439) ending with a knockout by head kick.
Calvin Johnson had a record of 26-21-0. Johnson is an elite standup fighter and 21 of his 28 wins come by knockout. However he must have knockout tatooed on his forehead because he has been knocked out 18 times...oh my!
Soylent Grimm had a record of 6-0-0. Grimm is an elite wrestler and holds a red belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. So Grimm best get this on the ground and FAST or he dont have a chance in hell.
The fight... Surprisingly normal fight between two fighters with extreme differences in experience with Johnson taking the 1st round. The 2nd round also pretty regular fight when suddenly Grimm is caught with a straight right hand and he is rocked! Grimm tries to fight back but the experienced Johnson kicks Grimm in the head and Grimm drops like a bag of cement. WAAHAAAA !! thats was unexpected and beautiful! Them Muay Thai lessons paying off !
Results: After 1:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Calvin Johnson!
Next fight is in the 185 pound division between Julio "The Juggernaut" El Toro (180266) and Juan "Punch" Tamad (141247) resulting in a unanimous decision.
Juan Tamad had a record of 22-16-1. Tamad is a well rounded fighter with 16 losses he needs to hide with some wins.
Julio El Toro had a record of 10-5-0. El Toro is a ground fighter with 8 of his 10 wins coming by knockout.
The fight... Well the first two rounds were an excercise in defense as there was lots of action with 93 standing strikes thrown and only 31% landing. Neither man seemed dominent until the 3rd round when El Toro started landing more strikes and then took Tamad down and managed to take his back and proceeded to ground and pound and try to choke him out. But Tamad is a tough dude and hung on til the end of the fight. However that dominance was enough to win the fight for El Toro.
Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same way at 29:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Julio El Toro!
Our 3rd preliminary fight is in the 265+ pounds division between Giordano "The Truth" Bruno (177363) and Aleksanteri "The Siberian Bear" Karelin (185978) resulting in a knockout by punch.
Aleksanteri Karelin had a record of 21-14-0. Karelin is a sensational boxer/wrestler and 14 of his 21 wins come by knockout.
Giordano Bruno had a record of 18-9-0. Bruno is a sensational standup fighter and 16 of his 18 wins come by knockout.
The fight... First round was pretty much even standing and on the ground, but the second round was Bruno landing twice as much as Karelin, when Karelin apparently decided enough was enough, and rocked Bruno with a pitter-patter to the forehead. Never saw a pitter-patter have an effect before...but apparently Bruno is a drama-queen and as he was putting on a show of being rocked he got caught with an uppercut that put him in lala land before he hit the canvas. WAAAHAAAAA !!!! It was beautiful...I think Brunos feet even left the floor as he flew backwards...like watching a cartoon....WAA HAAAA !
Results: After 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Aleksanteri Karelin!
Next on our card of preliminary bouts is happening in the 170 pound division between "Cocaine Is Hullava Drug" Rick James (143516) and Stanly Williams (174422) ending with a majority decision.
Stanly Williams had a record of 17-10-0. Williams is a well rounded exceptional fighter and holds a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu with 3 submissions to show he knows how to use it...
Rick James had a record of 21-15-2. James is an elite Muay Thai fighter and 14 knockouts to his win column of 21. But he has failed to have his hand raised 15 times.
The fight... The first round was kinda interesting...apparently Williams and the referee had a difference of opinion and Williams insisted that the fight should be on the ground so he kept taking James down. The referee was insisting the fight should be standing...so he kept standing them up, and the round ended with the yoyo still moving... 2nd round wasnt all that noteworthy. Round 3, James decides he needs to impose his will on Will (haha) and goes straight for the clich and starts putting his Mauy Thai skills to work. To make a long story short, James is an friggin ANIMAL in the clinch and he tore that ass up good and even rocked Williams right at the end. I thought the beatdown was good enough it was worthy of an 8-10 call by the judges....but apparently since there wasnt any blood it wasnt..
Results: Only one judge saw the fight as I saw it so the scores were 28:29/28:29/28:28 in favor of your winner, by majority decision... Stanly Williams !
This next preliminary fight is in the 185 pound division between Luca "scrapatutti" Turilli (131893) and "The Cannibal" Karl Denke (63718) declared a majority decision.
Karl Denke had a record of 39-18-1. Most of his wins come by decision so Karl is a strategy fighter with sensational boxing/wrestling skills.
Luca Turilli had a record of 26-17-1. Turilli is an elite boxer with 22 of hi 26 wins coming by knockout. Thats like over 80% wow!
The fight... Now this fight was a fight! The 1st round was about economics and they was trading back and forth all round....2nd round the trading continues but gets a bit more serious when Turilli cuts Denke with a right hand and Denke kicked him in the crotch for revenge. So I guess they realized they are in a cage and not on Wall street...and at the end of the round it seemed like Turilli was turning up the volumn. Round 3, Turilli continued to turn up the volumn and when he had Denke in the clinch he really tore him a new one...but the fight was pretty close and the judges had to call it.
Results: The judges see the fight slightly differently with 29:28/29:28/29:29 in favor of your winner, by majority decision... Luca Turilli!
Our last preliminary fight on the card is in the 205 pound division between Charles LaFontier (173319) and "The Boy Who Lived" Harry Potter (83976) ending with a knockout by strikes.
Harry Potter had a record of 30-15-1. Potter is an elite boxer and over half of his wins come by knockout.
Charles LaFontier had a record of 19-13-0. LaFontier is an elite boxer/wrestler with 16 of his 19 wins coming by knockout.
The fight... Pretty even fight in the 1st minute...but LaFontier got warmed up and found the distance in the clinch and just beat the dogsnot out of Potter like he was a redheaded stepchild. I counted at least 15 unanswered strikes and almost nothing missed. The coup de gras was a right hand that dropped Potter, and LaFontier quickly mounted and finished the job. The boy that lived looked like he died...That was a beautiful display of how to kickass in the clinch! Im gonna give it two WAAHAAAA ! WAAAHAAAA !!
Results: After 3:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charles LaFontier!
Our first Main card fight is in the 170 pound division between Yeshua "I AM" Immanuel (123742) and Melvin "Dark Seer" Manhoef (98763) resulting in a knockout by head kick.
Melvin Manhoef had a record of 32-16-0. Manhoef is an elite fighter with a weakness in BJJ. Manhoef has 19 knockout wins and has been submitted 3 times.
Yeshua Immanuel had a record of 15-8-1. Immanuel is an elite Muay Thai fighter with 13 of his 15 wins coming by knockout.
The fight... Manhoef lands first shot and Immanuel erupts into a nasty little beatdown that first rocked Manhoef and then quickly resulted in a power outage for Manhoef when he is on the nasty end of a head kick. WAAAHAAAA WAAAHAAAA !!! Now thats what Im talkin about...and still time for a beer...
Results: After 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Yeshua Immanuel!
This next Main card fight is in the 185 pound division between "Vodoo Child" Virgil Keller (178804) and Atte "Teufel" Peltola (177978) resulting in a unanimous decision.
Atte Peltola had a record of 23-14-1. Peltola is an exceptional wrestler and almost half of his wins are from knockouts. He also has 3 submission wins.
Virgil Keller had a record of 20-9-0. Keller is a sensational Muay Thai fighter and holds a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Over half of Keller's wins are by knockout and he also has 4 wins by submission.
The fight... The two trade blows and Peltola gets a takedown and starts Ground and Pounding Keller. The next 4 minutes Peltola rained strikes on Keller in a non-stop fashion that kept the referee from even thinking about a standup. Round 2, Now this round was a scrap starting with Keller getting revenge for the first 2 minutes and then Peltola took him down for a second serving of ground and pound. But Keller had desert planned and snoogled around and got Peltola's back and was working on submitting him when the bell rang...Round 3, was an excellent round of striking and both men got in thier shots with Keller landing a bit more, but other than that, the bell ending it was the best part.
Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same with 29:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Virgil Keller!
The Co-Main event tonight is in the 155 pound division between Diego "Nightmare" Sanchez (142862) and "The Candyman" Willy Wonka (159900) ending with a split decision.
Willy Wonka had a record of 28-9-0. Wonka is a ground fighter and has 14 submissions plus 6 knockouts in his win column.
Diego Sanchez had a record of 36-17-2. Sanchez is an elite standup fighter and 22 of his 36 wins are from knockouts. Sanchez has lost only 1 time by knockout but more important to this fight is he has been submitted 5 times...so this fight is going to be about imposing ones will on the other...
The fight... First round was a strong round for Sanchez who landed frequently and of course Wonka was working for a ground game, but when he got it to the ground failed to make anything happen. Sanchez however, managed to cut Wonka with a right hand. Round 2, Sanchez comes out kicking and Wonka with a takedown and they rolled around for a while. Round 3, had a bit of a surprise when Wonka dropped Sanchez to a knee with a right hook which probably earned him that otherwise boring round.
Results: The judges see the fight slightly differently wit 29:28/30:28/28:29 in favor of your winner, by split decision... Diego Sanchez! This fight was awarded "Fight of the night"
The Main event is a TITLE fight for the belt at 265 pounds between the Champion, "The WarWagon" Jt Colossus (1688) and the Challenger, Lan "Aanallein" Mandragoran (169650)resulting in a TKO by strikes.
The Champion, Jt Colossus, has a record of 46-32-1. Colossus is an elite boxer and has 35 knockouts with 6 submissions. But Colossus has a glass chin and has been knocked out 23 times.
The Challenger, Lan Mandragoran, has a record of 27-13-0. Mandragoran is an elite standup fighter and 24 of his 27 wins are by knockout. However Mandragoran has a plastic chin and has been knocked out 10 times....so I think this fight is gonna be a battle of the chins....
The fight... Excellent fight with both men landing strikes with Colossus more dominate in the clinch where late in the third minute he rocked Mandragoran with an uppercut and then dropped him with a right hook. Challengers having that drive that makes them tough, he tried to stand back up but the ref saved him as Colossus rushed in to finish him off. WAAHAAAA !!!
Results: After 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jt Colossus! Jt Colossus retains his heavyweight title! Colossues was awarded "KO of the night".
I would love to sit and WAAAAHAAAA in your ear some more...but there is a new massage parlor opening tonight and I got a "buy one get two" coupon...so I'm outa here! Kim Jong-un your favorite "Screamun Koreaun" saying "Dont get between me and the door!WAAAAHAAAA" !!!
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