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GAMMA#466 Colossus v Malone Review

Global Association of MMA, Fight Organization, London
Company profile by Mentor Guru Corleone

Review By Rabid Alien (102643) "The Screamun Koreaun"

On 28 Feb, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the Owner of the incredible GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented GAMMA#466 Colossus v Malone. This event, located at the LA Memorial Colossuseum here in Los Angeles, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas. Attendance of 92,723 screaming MMA fight fans, was thunderous to say the least and the additional 240,173 Pay-Per-Viewers brought the total to 332,896 MMA fans who saw this event. This event hosted a Title fight at 265 pounds between Tio Malone and Jt Colossus. This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 4 decisions and 6 TKO's. Kim Jong-un, "The Screamun Koreaun" here to walk you through the "attempted murders". All the gory details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=823262
145 lbs division fight between John Bonham (145462) and Sher Shah "the molotov" Suri (182892)

These 2 fighters are both used to going the distance and they do it again. There were no great fireworks or spectacular moments and I dont think I saw ANYONE come up out of their seats....except to go get a beer... It was a standup fight and Bonham showed he had some clinch ability and they both mixed up kicking with their punching rather nicely...but all in all...its was about like watching a spongbob rerun....

Results: All 3 judges saw the fight the same at 29:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Bonham!



155 lbs division fight between Will Genia (215703) and Antonis "The Bullet" Skayias (218578)

I'm gonna call this a "quick thumpin" because it didn't last long enough to be called a beatdown. Skayias should change name from "The Bullet" to "The Musketball" because he landed only one strike as Genia machine-gunned him down with "kick-coated Skayias-piercing" strikes.

Results: After 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Will Genia!



185 lbs division fight between Lenny Astro (170070) and Julio "The Juggernaut" El Toro (180266)

Interesting matchup with 2 elite ground fighters whose fight stats show they are pretty evenly matched on the ground. The standup was where you could see the biggest difference however. Round 1, El Toro partially lands a high kick which cuts Astro. El Toro with a takedown and a submission attempt but Astro reverses him. Undeterred, El Toro tries a few more submissions until the round ends easily in favor of El Toro. Between rounds Astro is looking in a mirror and sees how butt ugly he looks with a cut, and apparently decided some revenge was in order and went right out and cut El Toro with a nice combination and landed enough ugliness to win that round. Round 3, Astro isnt happy with his revenge cut and viciously attacks El Toro and is working him over like a red-headed step child. Under the barrage of blows, El Toro stumbles backwards against the cage. Astro steps forward with a right cross that connects with El Toro's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out, and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! WAAAHAAAAA !! That was just lovely ! There is just something about mouthpieces flying through the air.... WAAAHAAAAA !!

Results: After 0:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Lenny Astro!



170 lbs division fight between "Cocaine Is Hullava Drug" Rick James (143516) and Oberyn "The Model" Martell (156085)

Story of this fight was WAR...a standup war it was. Elbows, Head kicks, Body kicks, Leg kicks, head and body knee strikes and punches...LOTS of punches. Head punches, body punches, combos...hell, I think I even saw a toe punch! A total of 238 strikes thrown and 103 landed. And we ain't talking a one-sided show either...BOTH men were throwing EVERYTHING. This fight had something for everybody...except blood and a knockout...or a knockdown even. Hard to imagine that many strikes without any serious damage. I have seen sparring matches with more pain inflicted...but it was without question quite a show. WAAAHAAAA !!

Results: The 3 judges saw the fight slightly different at 28:29/28:30/28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rick James!



185 lbs division fight between "The Cannibal" Karl Denke (63718) and Hektor Troy (160259)

Another standup fight with the only ground action occurring in the last 30 seconds and nothing worth mentioning. But the 14 1/2 minutes of standup was about quantity and not so much quality/accuracy. If it was about accuracy then Troy who landed 57% of his strikes would of beaten Denke who landed 39% of his strikes. Now 39% is NOT a bad deal...specially when u throw 139 of them.

Results: The 3 judges saw the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Karl Denke!



170 lbs division fight between Melvin "Dark Seer" Manhoef (98763) and Stanly Williams (174422)

Within seconds Williams got a takedown and managed to drop some ground and pound, and that was the best minute of the fight for him. Once the referee stood them up, Manhoef took over the fight and showed some incredible accuracy close range in the clinch, landing 9 strikes out of 9 thrown. !00% is about as good as it gets I am told... 2nd round, almost 2 minutes into the round, Williams gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Game over, BAM ! Just like that, a 4 win streak ended ! WAAAHAAAA !!

Results: After 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Melvin Manhoef!



145 lbs division fight between Meat Beater (174503) and "The Candyman" Willy Wonka (159900)

Well as expected, a ground fighter like Wonka would be working on getting the fight to the ground and he worked it hard 23 times and actually got it 4 times. But once on the ground he spent most the time improving position (9 times) and tried for a submission only 5 times. His standing game was also pretty putrid with 40 strikes thrown and only 7 landed. Thats so piss-poor Im not even gonna get my calculator out... And in the 3rd round Wonka caught a straight right hand counter to one of his predictable takedown attempts. Beater on the other hand, showed his sensational skills sensationally... landing 37 strikes out of 71 thrown. Thats 52% and I have seen champions do worse. So its no surprise to me the outcome.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Meat Beater!



265+ lbs division fight between "American Psycho" Patrick Bateman (180187) and Fat Gorrila (204973)

Not to be mean but I didnt have any trouble predicting this fight what-so-ever. All 9 of Gorrila's losses were from knockouts, and Bateman has 24 of his 25 wins coming by knockout. Im surprised that even with a "me Tarzan you Jane" kinda mentality, that Gorrila even took this fight. Must need money really bad at the Gorrila household... BUT, you gotta give some credit....It took Bateman until the 3rd round to get the job done. So what happened in round 1 and 2? Lets see.... Round 1, Gorrila loving Bateman and constantly trying to hug him and when Bateman wont allow the hugs they get to kicking each other. In fact Bateman kicked the legs out from under Gorrila at one point. Round 2, Gorrila has decided to forgive Bateman and trys to hug him some more, but Bateman is playing hard to get and keeps pushing Gorrila away and kicking him. Which Gorrila returns and it looks like a kicking war here. Round 3, Bateman cracks Gorrila with a hook to the jaw and rocks him, and then lands a nasty kick on Gorrila's neck which knocks him down and Bateman pounces and starts bouncing bombs off his head until the referee stops the fight. WAAHAAA HAAAA !!!

Results: After 0:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Patrick Bateman! This fight was awarded "Fight of the night".



170 lbs division fight between Kris Hong (204017) and Yeshua "I AM" Immanuel (123742)

With two elite standup fighters, I guess is no surprise it was a standup fight. But I was unimpressed with both men's accuracy. Hong landed 38% of his strikes and Immanuel landed 34%. But to be fair thats also an issue of defense i suppose. But utimately it wouldnt matter much since the fight was ended suddenly and unexpectedly in the 2nd round, when Hong rocked Immanuel with some short punches in the clinch and then followed up with an uppercut that dropped him to his knees! Continuing to fire away, Hong forced the referee to jump in and stop the fight. WAAAHAAAA! And to think I was just about to go get a beer...

Results: After 0:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kris Hong!



TITLE fight at 265 lbs division between Tio Malone (182171) and "The WarWagon" Jt Colossus (1688)

The Champion, Jt Colossus, had a record of 47-32-1. JT has 36 (T)KOs and 6 submissions to his credit, but also carries an glass chin record of 24 (T)KO losses. Colossus is an elite boxer who in 81 fights has only gone the distance 11 times. And at the age of 42 years old that could very well become an issue.

The Challenger, Tio Malone, had a record of 11-2-0. Tio has all 12 of his wins coming by knochout and only 2 losses. Malone has NEVER heard the final bell in a fight, so his stamina could be in question even though he is 30 years old.

Well at 42 years old the "War Wagon" Colossus was still out there kickin butt and had won his last 3 fights by knockout, but the upcoming 30 year old Malone has been wading thru the heavyweight ranks like a battleship and had a 6 knockout win streak that he just made 7, as he rudely ripped the belt out of the old mans hands.

The fight: Both men start cautiously showing great respect for the other warrior's ability and were missing strikes and trying to find the distance without getting damaged. Malone lands the first strikes and its almost a minute into the fight before Colossus lands his 1st strike. Both men defending nicely and few strikes are landing. Malone pins Colossus against the cage and is landing some big shots that have the referee in there watching closely but it was just after they pulled apart that Malone sends Colossus crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Letting him up, Malone drops Colossus with a straight left! Malone then dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Results: After 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tio Malone! Tio Malone is the new heavyweight champion! Tio Malone was awarded "KO of the night".



Well ladies and gentlemen...and I use those terms loosely...its time to say goodnite. I hear my helicopter on the roof ready to take me to the White House so I can advise King Obama on Korean penisula relations. This is Kim Jong-un (102643) "The Screamun Koreaun" saying "WAAAHAAAA !! Good nite!
 

 

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