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Author:Grumpy Bastard
Stomp a thon 6 Specific details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=833320
The Romper Room is becoming known as the place to be on Saturday evening and this event was spectacular with a truck-load of submissions! This Saturday night (2 May 2015) at The Underground in Las Vegas, we had 8 events and saw 4 submissions...1 by simple beatdown! We also had 3 knockouts and 1 decision. It was an exciting night and we are proud to introduce our new event partner, MayheM sportswear (4644) based in Las Vegas, who specializes in Legion of Doom clothing and believes in "kicking ass in style".
NOTE: Must be 18 years old to read some portions of this review.
170 lbs fight between Optimus "The Auto Bot" Prime (260667) and Jack Child (260488)
Jack Child was a 16 year old when he started his MMA career and is fighting at 170 even though he could fight at 155 and make weight easily. So dont take his record as "bad" Hes riding a difficult road early in his career and likely to be tougher than nails when he reaches his prime. Speaking of "prime", his opponent Optimus Prime landed a couple hard punches which Child weathered rather well and returned...but Prime wasnt after a knockout...he quickly grabbed a takedown and found Childs weakness and threw in an Americana and was so fast with it he made Child scream like a...child? freaking the referee out so badly he stopped the fight before there was a tap....probably saving Child from a trip to the hospital...
Results: After 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Optimus Prime!
265 lbs fight between Mitzi "Satan" Glozman (265912) and Max Jackson (265143)
Can u say REVENGE? Yup thats exactly what it was. This is the 2nd time these 2 fighters have meet in the ring and the 1st time it was a win for Jackson with a 1st round knockout. This time it was Glozman with the knockout in the 1st round...and I hear there been some shit talking so dont be surprised if these 2 meet again... It was Glozman straight to the clinch and thats where he proceeded to use knees and short punches to the body. Jackson was on the defensive and was blocking a lot of stuff, but Glozman was really using that Mauy Thai stuff and getting in elbows and forcing his gameplan on Jackson who stayed on the defense and couldnt break free from the clinch. Jackson never landed a strike and u cant win that way. Eventually Glozman landed a knee to the head and Jackson goes down and it didnt take long for Glozman to pounce on him and finish the job. As bad a beating as that was, I cant help but wonder how the hell Jackson won the 1st fight...
Results: After 3:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mitzi Glozman!
265 lbs fight between Billy West (269217) and Auro "Monster" Alves (268984)
West is a promising wrestler and Alves dont seem to have a fighting specialty so Im gonna peg him as a street fighter. West comes out swinging and Alves is looking for the takedown, which is kinda reversed from what I expected. But it is West who gets a takedown and starts landing GnP right away. Feeling the artillery landing and in survival desperation mode, Alves reverses him. But West being by far the superior wrestler, easily reverses Alves and is right back to a seriously nasty beatdown that has Alves's head bouncing off the mat...DAMN he eating bombs and its amazing how long he lasted...but eventually...
Results: At 4:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Billy West!
185 lbs fight between Rustam "Tiger" Khabilov (268965) and Uthred Ragnarson (269411)
Khabilov is a wrestler and Ragnarson is a boxer, and it dont take long for Khabilov to get a takedown and start working Ragnarson over like a red-headed stepchild. Ragnarson tries to sweep for a reversal but he is mostly just eating elbows with no sauce and finally the referee steps in and stops the child abuse...OOPs I mean the beatdown...
Results: After 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rustam Khabilov!
205 lbs fight between Christian "Kiki" Bocceli (269193) and Edward "REAL DEAL " McManis (269900)
McManis is a boxer/wrestler and Bocceli is a Muay Thai/BJJ fighter which made me VERY interested to see this fight. As I would expect, McManis straight to the takedown where he throws a few strikes and then stands up probably being careful not to allow a submission. Then he quickly takes Bocceli down again and maybe because his GnP was landing so nicely he decides to stay there and sure enough Bocceli starts working for a submission. Strangely Bocceli is trying to standup, but McManis is controlling him and throwing and landing virtually ALL of his GnP. But for some strange reason the referee stands them up. Bocceli fails with a takedown and McManis cracks him with a counter punch right on the button and cuts him. And just before the round ends, McManis gets another takedown. This fight is NOT going well for Bocceli. Round 2, Can u guess? Yup, McManis takes Bocceli down like its nothing. About 1 1/2 minutes into the round, Bocceli sneaks out the side, and has bucked McManis off and taken his back and is working to get a rear naked choke! Well its nice to see Bocceli has something up his sleeve after all. Bocceli loses the RNC and starts throwing strikes, but hits the back of McManis head and gets a warning...then does it again and the referee stands them up. They go at it on their feet for a bit and now its Bocceli trying to get a takedown but McManis stuffs 3 attempts and then shoots in for his own takedown. But Bocceli has locked in a guillotine and is squeezing so hard he looks like a baby trying to poop. McManis has gone limp! He's out cold! Nice job Bocceli ! That was a reversal of fortune there...at the end of round 1, I wouldnt of bet money on Bocceli to save my soul !
Results: After 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Christian Bocceli! Bocceli was awarded submission of the night for that performance.
205 lbs fight between Lukas "Xxx" Ioannou Ii (263392) and Boxer "K.O You" Mac (261707)
Ioannou Ii is a boxer Mac is a boxer wannabe. Mac apparently was blinded by success from his 5 straight wins and thought he could handle some real competition but he was lucky to survive the ordeal. What happened was pretty simple really...the real boxer taught the wanna-be a lesson and basically spanked that ass. Of interest to note was Ioannou Ii attempted 8 takedowns and Mac stuffed them all. But Mac tried 3 clinches and Ioannou Ii stuffed all 3. What? u didnt know a clinch could be stuffed? Well stick with me son and u will learn some things...just dont tell ur Mom ok? Utimately Mac was outgunned and so...
Results: All 3 judges saw the fight the same at 30:27 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lukas Ioannou Ii!
265 lbs fight between Dick "The Sex Offender" Schneeger (266803) and Major "Defender Of Twats" Moonstone (267538)
Schneeger is a Muay Thai fighter which u would expect from a sex offender...what with Mauy Thai using alot of hugging yes? hmmmm So now we add a defender of twats and sounds like a party Im not sure I want to review... But what the hell...so Moonstone is a boxer so seems we wont be seeing any takedowns and missionary positions...YIKES! did I say that? OK OK regroup...get it straight here...AHEM ! Both men start with kicks but its Schneeger connects with a vicious head kick that knocks Moonstone to the floor! Schneeger dives in looking for the finish and it looks like Moonstone has been cut. Well they say blood makes the best lube...Im afraid to watch further...he's down...he's lubed...u must log-in to ur facebook account to verify ur age for the rest....
Results: Due to FTC regulations we cannot verify this but after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Dick Schneeger! yep I KNEW it...a REAR NAKED with begging involved...we gonna have to keep these 2 seperated...someone throw a bucket of water on them....
205 lbs 3 AJ "The Machine" McKenzie (261118) and Miguel Castillion (260061)
Castillion is a well rounded fighter who prefers standup fighting. McKenzie is a boxer/wrestler with 6 fights under his belt. It was as u would figure, a standup fight and interesting to note that Castillion was ahead on the scorcards with 25 strikes landed to McKenzie's 17. But sometimes its not the numbers..its the ONE punch that counts...like the big left that drops Castillion to one knee and allowed McKenzie to pummels him into the canvas and make him tap out due to strikes!
Results: After 3:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). AJ McKenzie! McKenzie is awarded the "KO of the Night" award for that outstanding display of power.
GOODBYE for now and hope to see you next Saturday ! I gotta go take a hot shower...
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