Interviewed by Jim What.
What: I'm glad to welcome Harvey Danger at the table so we can discuss his Highland Challengers debut on Sunday night. You're coming off of two solid wins, the last of which being a spectacular head kick knockout. What kind of confidence will you be bringing into the cage with you when you take on Nicklas Lidstrom?
Danger: I'm extremely confident, to the point I feel bad for my opponent. I've knocked out all three men I'm faced, and this guy thinks I'm a good guy to start his career against? I may give him a few free shots at me to start the fight, just to make him feel better. But when it's all said and done, Lidstrom is gonna wish he stuck to hockey.
What: Three men? Didn't you lose your first fight? *Interviewer notices Harvey looking at him furiously and moves on* So um, Harvey Danger. With a second name like that, it would seem that you were always destined for an occupation like this. Were you involved in danger as a youngster?
*Furious at being corrected, Harvey Danger knocks the pages off of the table and storms out of the room*
What: We're sorry about that folks.
Harvey Danger will be in action on May 24th at Highland Challengers 2.
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