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GAMMA#476 Yeshua v Juste Review

Global Association of MMA, Fight Organization, London
Company profile by Mentor Guru Corleone

On 18 April, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the owner of the original GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented  the GAMMA#476 Yeshua v Juste event, for the viewing pleasure of MMA fans around the globe.  This event, located at the  Wombley Arena  in London, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas

This event hosted a two Title fights at 170 pounds between Renan St Juste and Yeshua Immanuel for the  Welterweight Championship, and at 265 pounds between Patrick Bateman and Kenichi Shirahama for the Heavyweight Championship.  This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in incredible 8 knockouts, a submission and a draw.   Rabid Alien here to walk you through the bodies.   All the coma-inducing head-smashing details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=827074



145 lbs     fight between "The Whoreson" Lik Alotadik (161997) and Hector "Bullshit Detector" Barbosa (168682)

The judges start the night out fighting each other and trying to decide how to score a fight but by MY count, Alotadik landed (and thats what counts yes?) 33 strikes and Barbosa landed 40 strikes and had 1 takedown.  So in MY score system it was a decision won by Barbosa.  But...Im not a judge, so ....

Results:    The judges see the fight differently at 30:27/29:30/29:29 the fight is ruled a draw!



185 lbs     fight between Genghis "The Mongoloid" Khan (198249) and "The Soul Collector" Diego Aragon (210560)

Almost identical records but Aragon has knockouts as his primary method of winning and Khan has submissions as his...so it seems this fight will be decided by whoever best imposes his will on the other in regards to what level the battle will occur on.  And this is quickly determined when Aragon clinches and Khan counters with a double leg into guard taking the battle into his world and immediately starts working for a submission.  In an attempt to thwart a heel hook submission, Aragon ends up reversing Khan and now is smack dab in Khan's favorite position and before u can say "aw shit" Khan has a triangle and its over!

Results:    After 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Genghis Khan!  Khan was awarded the "Submission of the night" for that performance.



145 lbs     fight between "The Worlds Most Dangerous" Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (218431) and Sher Shah "the molotov" Suri (182892)

Well nobody got cut in the 1st minute...OR the 2nd minute, so the vampire fans went to have a beer.  So they missed the knockdown when al-Baghdadi landed a nice hook 3 1/2 minutes into the 2nd round but he was not able to take Suri out.  al-Baghdadi seemed to be having fun as he outlanded Suri 2 to 1 and in the final seconds of the fight he knocks Suri down with a combination and dives on top and beats that arse until the referee steps in.

Results:    After 4:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi!



265+ lbs fight between Yorick "The Last Man" Brown (178737) and Holy Jenova (183005)

Both men having high knockouts percentages I doubt we will hear the final bell...and both men come out kicking, and Jenova is cut within seconds as well as knocked down by Brown.  This is getting ugly fast...  Jenova gets to his feet and earns some vampire fans by returning the cut to Brown with an overhand right, and still within the 1st minute of the fight, Brown lands a left and a right that send Jenova crashing to the mat AGAIN.  Jenova gets to his feet wobbly and then faceplants after a beautiful hook by Brown that ends the fight dramatically !  WOW thats one of the best 1 minutes of fighting I have ever seen.

Results:   After 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Yorick Brown!



185 lbs     fight between Luca "scrapatutti" Turilli (131893) and Luivel Romero (155107) - Retired

Turilli came to fight and he aint playin...kick, kick, jab, KNOCKDOWN.  Turilli feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Romero sprawling and reminds me of the Mike Tyson fights before he started eating ears...   Romero is cut and it aint long and security is beating back the vamppires when he returns the cut to Turilli with a head kick at the 1 minute mark.  This fight is an excellent followup to the last one...its all action from the start!  Halfway into the 2nd round, Turilli steps in with a hook that catches Romero right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Turilli follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote!

Results:    After 2:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Luca Turilli!



265+ lbs fight between "Top Shelf" Giuseppe Maldini (189076) and Johnny "Burger King" Boy (97752)

Rumor has it that Maldini thinks he is ready for a title shot and is here tonight to make a statement...lets see what he's got... Boy seems to want a takedown and also lands the 1st strike.  Maldini gets a clinch and Boy is trying to pull guard but Maldini is defending against it nicely and eventually breaks clinch.  Soon as he breaks clinch maldini lands a hook and a jab and the vampire crowd is on their feet as Boy starts to bleed.  Maldini is controlling the fight by keeping Boy from pulling guard or getting a takedown but in the last moments of the round, Boy jumps guard just as the bell rings.  Round 2, Maldini is pretty much man-handling Boy like he's a...BOY ?  Did I just make a pun?  Oh my...anyway its all Maldini as he not only prevents Boy's attempts to take it to the ground, but is also landing strikes in and out of the clinch.  Maldini sends Boy toppling to the canvas with a right hand to counter another takedown attempt and Boy is rocked.  Maldini is clinching and breaking clinch multiple times probably trying to confuse Boy and when Boy single-mindedly tries for another takedown, Maldini reminds him with a right hand NOT so gently what a bad idea it is and knocks that ass down again.  Round 3, It quickly becomes a rout as Maldini almost looks like he is playing with Boy and knocks him down again and Boy gets to his feet and immediately tries for a takedown again.  After stuffing 3 takedown attempts Maldini lands a massive uppercut and hurts Boy badly enough that he is covering up and the referee has to step in.  Well if Boy was intended as a final test to see if Maldini deserves a title shot...I think he passed.

Results:    After 1:24 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Giuseppe Maldini!



205 lbs     fight between Ender Wiggin (80914) and Calvin Johnson (137439)

A few seconds into the fight and Wiggins is cut...and before it can even bleed Wiggins lands an elbow and also cuts Johnson and the vampires are in a frenzy.   Man what an event...thing there been blood on the mat in every fight!  No wonder vampires like MMA !  They are going at it in the clinch and Wiggins has them elbows flying.  But its when they are standing that Johnson counters with a nice right hand that sends Wiggin toppling to the canvas but Johnson is unable to put the finishing touch on it and the round ends.  Round 2, Wiggins is liking the clinch so he can throw them elbows and he manages to open Johnson's cut even more and its squirting blood and the vampires are rushing the cage.  Wiggins insistes on clinching and he rocks Johnson with an elbow!  Johnson is working on getting the blood out of his eyes when Wiggin throws a big uppercut that drops Johnson! More strikes from Wiggin and the referee jumps in to stop the fight!

Results:    After 2:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ender Wiggin!



265+ lbs fight between "The WarWagon" Jt Colossus (1688) and Jules "Bad Ass Mother Fucker" Winnfield (211191)

Colossus landing uppercuts and combinations and Winnfield blocking and recieving and pretty much missing a lot of his punches.  Winnfield eventually decides this standing battle aint working so well for him and he clinches to try something new.  But it still looks like Colossus is the dominant man and Winnfield breaks clinch.  Shortly after, Colossus tried to clinch again, and Winnfield counters with a crisp right hand that drops Colossus!  Oh my and there is 2 minutes left to go as Colossus gets to his feet and clinches to try to smother the expected attack and regain dominance of the fight.  Round 2, Winnfield must have leather for skin because Colossus is just peppering him with combinations and most fighters would be cut to shreds by now.  Winnfield is throwing, but not much of it is finding a home and that seems to be becoming the issue in this fight.  The final strike stats show Winnfield throwing 69 strikes and landing only 19 of them for  strike percentage of 28%.  And Colossus threw 134 punches (no kicks) and landed 79 of them for a strike percentage of 59%. But ultimately its was only 3 punches that counted and those were the 3 uppercuts late in the 3rd round that Colossus used to knock Winnfield down twice and then stunned him enough Colossus was able to rain blows until the referee stopped the beatdown.  One thing that has to be said...that Winnfield is one tough muther...

Results:    After 4:34 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Jt Colossus!  This fight was awarded the "Fight of the night" for its entertainment.



265 lbs     TITLE fight between the Champion, "American Psycho" Patrick Bateman (180187) and the Challenger, "Master" Kenichi Shirahama (112324)

Bateman has fought Shirahama some time ago and lost, so now, not only will he be fighting to keep the belt, but also for revenge.  Shirahama has lost his last 2 fights and its rumored his age (37) is becoming a factor...we shall see, yes?  Round 1, Shirahama wants a takedown and after a couple attempts being stuffed he looks winded with only a minute in the fight...thats NOT GOOD.  Shirahama is trying to conserve energy and get a takedown as a counter...but still being stuffed by Bateman who is working the body.  Bateman misses with a leg kick and then lands an uppercut and Shirahama crumbles to the floor.  Shirahama gets up and is attacking but Bateman knocks him down again with a combination.  Bateman allows him to get to his feet all wobbly and then less tha a minute later knocks him down AGAIN with a hook and again lets him stand up and then drops him with an uppercut.  Man that was a serious beatdown!  We are talking capital letters BEATDOWN !!!  Oh man it was ugly like freckles on a wart....

Results:    After 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Bateman!  Patrick Bateman retains his heavyweight title!  And it is learned later that Shirahama  has retired.



This the Welterweight  TITLE fight between the Champion, Yeshua "I AM" Immanuel (123742) and the Challenger Renan St Juste (102580)

Well we just saw an older fighter get beatdown ugly due to old age slow-down...and this next fight has 2 "older" fighters as well...so lets see if they are slowing down evenly to each other and still a good fight...or if one is still "viable" and can outlast of outspeed the other...  Round 1, Instantly, Immanuel is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here and the referee is looking close to see if he should allow the fight to continue...Are u JOKING me?  And in the next seconds..."Immanuel looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight"  Well if getting the shit beat out of you so badly the referee is thinking to stop the fight is how u show IMPROVED striking defense...then...then...well I just dont know WHAT to say about that... So anyway...it now seems like St Juste is on the defensive and not really being that agressive and its Immanuel pushing the fight and misses a combo which St Juste counter punches and rocks him!  Just like he had it planned all along St Juste quickly smacks Immanuel with a right hand and he is OUT.   DAMN!  That fight looked kinda like a sparring event and then BAM...it was OVER...wow!

Results:    After 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Renan St Juste! Renan St Juste is the new welterweight champion!  St Juste was awarded the "KO of the night" for that performance.



Im still stunned by the sudden knockout by Renan St Juste...but it was a great night at the fights for sure and the vampire crowd is thirsty and about to hit the streets...so be careful on the way home....GOODBYE !

NOTE: This event was reviewed by Rabid Alien (102643)

 

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