2015-07-22
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Conrad Mcgillicutty

Fighter profile of Conrad Mcgillicutty by Bjorn O'Donnel

 Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

4-1-0 19 years old  225cm 300lbs
 
Hey Conrad! Great seeing you again. I heard that you don't have much time, so I'l try to keep it short, altough I have like a million questions that I would like to ask you. 
 
Thanks for the understanding. I'm indeed a very busy man. I have a party scheduled in Ibiza and I still have to decide what bitch to take with me. My mom said 'Why chose? ', but she is crazy and doesn't think about stuff. My Ferrari only has room for two, so unless that I'm able to put one in the booth of the car, I'll have to pick only one for today. 
 
Luxury choices, that is what you have. 
 
Maybe. What can I say? Hard work pays of man ! 
 
I'm sure it does. Congrats on your latest win. You once again looked in full control of the fight. Did it go down as you expected? 
 
100% . I did to him exactly what I wanted at the time that I wanted. I've kicked that ugly Afghan shitface back to his country and I hope he blows himself up . You might think that it harsh, but you know what I have to say to you then ? ' Fuck you bitch! I don't care! ' 
  I wouldn't dare disagreeing with you Conrad. You looked great again and your fans are very happy with what you did in the octagon once again. 
 
Thanks. I am happy that I have another win , but I would have liked to have had no referee in there and that it would have been a death match. I really wanted to take his life and make a statement, but I guess smashing his face in is a statement also. 
 
Do you already know who you will be facing next? 
 
I don't know. The tournament organizer has a lot of work and I understand that, no worries. I am in this tournament for as long as it goes on. I'm enjoying myself, so I'm back in training already this evening and we'll hear from him later.  
 
Who do you see as the favorite to win the tournament? 
 
Well, that's an interesting question. Who the fuck do you think!?! Me obviously. 
 
Sure, but anyone else is a serious contender? 
 
I think that apart from me, there are two more good fighters in the tournament. The rest are shit and will need luck to win a fight against any of us 3. 
Derp Wyatt looks strong. He has power and a granite chin, so he would be ready for a war as well. The other fighter that really stands out is Roy Palmer. He has some serious power and has sparred a lot. Perhaps he neglected some basic work because of it, I don't know. 
 
To be honest, I never really had seen Wyatt before yesterday, but he looks interesting as well for sure. It's between us in my opinion to be crowned the king of the castle. 
(starts singing 'king of my castle' out loud) 
 
You should consider a singing career man! It sounds great!
 
I know. I'm actually sleeping every wednesday and friday with a promising young irish singer. She is amazing, not only on stage, but in bed as well. She just turned 18, so it's finally legal now what I've been doing for two years. 
 
( Doesn't know what to say and starts blushing out of shame) 
 
I guess your sex life isn't that amazing poor fella!
 
Euh... that's not important for this interview. 
 
(Conrad grabs the microphone out of the hands of the journalist and starts singing ' He is a virgin ' on the melody of Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley . The fans in attendance stand up and sing along. Conrad follows up with his own versions of Country Roads by John Denver and finishes it off with Molly Malone from The Dubliners. The people want to hear more, but Conrad doesn't want to anymore. He turns around and puts on a video clip of the entrance of his last fight. 
The crowd goes wild! 
 
 
When the video clip is finished, the crowd looks back to the table were Conrad was sitting and they see that he has left, but has left a little present. There is a huge amount of Guinness on the table with a small message next to it. 
 
  Rumor has it that all fans joined the dark side and now are still lying higher 'n a kite on the ground, hours after Conrad left the scene. 
 

 

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