Michal "The rebel wthout a clue" Korek

Fighter profile of Michal Korek by The Philosopher

With us today we have Michal Korek. Congratulations to your latest victory in the octagon against Seleukos Molovgomedov what’s your thoughts on the fight?

M. I wanted a short fight and were looking for a first round knockout, but the dude is though and it took me all the way to the end of the second round to end the fight. Hats off to him.

You now have 5 straight wins and all of them by KO/TKO how do you feel?

M. I feel like superman on Viagra, no one can stop me.

After 5 fights and 5 wins at the USFC you are now without a contract what’s your plan for the future?

M. I have a new contract offer from USFC on my table ready to be signed, and i also have some really generous offers from some other organisations. First im going to have a little vacation then me and my manager are going to sit down and have a talk.

You started you mma career at the age of 21 why mma?

M. I were sitting in my sofa watching TV and a fight with Rinky Spider was on. I can tell you I was not impressed and thought to myself. Is this the pound for pound champ? I can beat this guy and get paid to do it. So i went down to my local gym and started to lift some weights.

How would you describe yourself as a fighter?

M. With one word Perfection. Every morning i take a look in the mirror and that’s what I see perfection. I am gods Mona Lisa.

What’s the best thing about being you?

M. That’s easy, that’s being me. I’m going to tell you a story. I once had a dream and in the dream my penis was gone it was nothing there, scary as shit i tell you. When i woke up the penis was there as normal and I said to myself. Goddamn it Michal your life is better than any dream possible.

Ok so what’s the worst thing about being you?

M. Shit I hade a nightmare once I dreamt that I didn’t have a penis it traumatised the shit out of me. You recently moved to Vegas from New York, was it though to move from your friends and family?

M. Well my manager helped me a lot he is the greatest. He gave me new clothes on regular basis and what more can a guy ask for? My manager has signed me to his gym Dojo of Pain in Vegas to get the best out of my training and the guys there are just awesome guys to work with.

You took an iq test recently and it showed us that you and Forest Gump have the same iq. Are you happy with the result?

M. What am I going to do with a high iq? I’m a fighter and fighting is easy. I punch someone on their mouth as hard as I can and I win. And Forest Gump made it didn’t he? I mean come on the guy were a real cardio freak a Ping-Pong master and had a heart like a lion and he could kick some as too. So if he can do it I can do it, but I know I’m smarter. "Life is like a box of chocolate you never know what you going to get" or some stupid shit like that. I mean come on, if i buy a box of chocolate I know that’s its chocolate in there. He didn’t have a clue haha

Could you give us a prediction on where you are 3 years from now?

M. In three years from now I am pound for pound champ. I live in a nice mansion with my wife Beyonce I just love that little scary spicegirl.

Thanks for your time Mr Korek and hope you have a nice vacation now and we are looking forward to see you in action again soon.

M. Thanks

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