Travellin' Joe

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Tycoon Times special correspondent 

MONTREAL – A new manager is on the MMA Tycoon scene, ready to make Montreal his mistress.

Travellin' Joe Johanson says he may be new to the MMA game, but managing is in his DNA.

"I've been in more gyms than staph infection, looking for that one big meal ticket," the outspoken maverick boasts in a Tycoon Times exclusive. "Did I say, meal ticket? Scratch that and put 'champ.' I don't wanna come off lookin' like a douchebag."

Travellin' Joe's current stable includes a pair of local wannabees, Fah Queue and Fah Koff. Little is known about the pair and only time will tell if their skillsets will lead them to greatness or relegate them to mediocrity.

"Heck, I've managed some fighters who weren't even household names in their own households when they started out," Travellin' Joe says with a loud laugh. "They didn't win world titles or nuthin' but beats workin' at the warehouse

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