Ranky Scoprion: The Man,The Myth, The Legend

Fighter profile of Ranky Scorpion by Justin Credible

 Hey guys, Justin Credible here and I have a legend of the sport here with me today, a man by the name of Ranky Scorpion.

J.C: “Ranky let’s not waste any time here, I wanna know who is next for you?”

Ranky: “You know I don’t pick my fights, I fight who they tell me, where they tell me. I’d like to fight that little twerp Charles DaCoca, or I could shut that girly named fruit cake Cinder Smaug up. I doesn’t matter to me.”

J.C: “You’ve lost three times to Cinder Smaug, people are saying you’re scared of him care to respond?”

Ranky: “Me scared? That’s like saying you have a girlfriend, we both know it’s untrue and will never happen. (J.C starts silently crying) I am a different, more improved fighter now. I have gotten better while Cindy has just stayed dormant. He’s like my 4th ex-wife’s boobies just kind of hanging around, you know?”

J.C: “Well, that comment about me and my woman situation was uncool, but moving on. Do you think you’ll be remembered as the greatest of all-time when you call it a career?”

Ranky: “Of course you turd! If your motive isn’t to be the greatest of all-time then retire now and starting a housekeeping business. I want to avenge all my losses, beat anyone in my path and have a statue of myself put up in the middle of Las Vegas.”

J.C: “Turd huh? Mmmmkay buddy… People have been saying that you have a glass jaw, what do you have to say to them?”

Ranky: “Can you see through my chin? NO! I don’t Have a damn glass jaw, let’s see one of you keyboard warriors take a punch in that cage, or a kick to the head from a fat lumpy sack of crap like Cindy Smaug. My jaw is fine, just as your mother, Credible.”

J.C *Starts crying silently again* “Geez man! What do you say to the people out there who call you old or past your prime?”

Ranky: “I say, look at my body of work. Does that seem old or past it’s prime? I still have my speed, power, cardio, and good looks. I’m far from my prime, I see myself fighting up into my 40’s. I’ll make Tor Nansen look like YB Sol in a few years, irrelevant.

J.C: “Last question for you Ranky, and it is a tough one… What is you New Year’s Resolution(s)?”

Ranky: “To stay undefeated in 2016, Avenge my losses to Cindy Lou Smaug, fight the best in the world and emerge victorious! I’d also like to thank my manager J.J. Tycoon, all my sparring partners, and my coaches.”

Well that was my interview with Ranky Scorpion, I hope you’ve all enjoyed it. If you like me to interview your fighters feel free to inbox me to discuss prices, etc. Thank You!

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