ISLAND FC RUMOR MILL
With JAY and Mamado
and
JJ:There has been lots of talk of possible superfights this season on the island
which would lead many to speculate that the odds of some of the fights happening are pretty good given that there is plenty of time left before the season ends
Mamado:fans have not been this thrilled since holly holm kick rousey in the neck!
JJ:What ?
Mamado:JJ you know that was a great kick
JJ:True True That kick was better than christmas morning at the Zuckerberg house
MaMado:shit Now you are taking it too far Jay
JJ: WAS that too much ?
MaMado:just a lil bit too much because you know marky Z gives some good shit
for christmas with all those dollars he got for reskinning myspace !
JJ: shit he can give me some of those facebook stocks !Those would make one hell of a nice christmas hell yhea !
MaMado:Fuck that jay i don't want no stocks
JJ:WHY NOT ?
MaMado:Jay my feet already warm i don't need more crusty stocks my gramas gives me lots of them christmas birthdays all that
JJ:If you don't want stocks what do you want ?
MaMado: mr mark z i just want one thing from you bro can i get a billion ?
JJ:A BILLION STOCKS ?
MaMado:Hell no jay what the fuck is wrong wit you guy do you got something going with feet man? stay away from my feet man don't even look at them
you talk about stocks and feet to much mane.
JJ:ok i said stocks but whatever what would you ask mark z for anyway?
MaMado:Jay you can all his stinky ass stocks i just want 1 !
JJ:1 stock ?
MaMado:Fuck you jay go eat a fucking stock guy! i want 1Billion dollars
and i am a nice guy JJ i will buy you all the fucking stocks you want guy because me and you are friends
JJ:so you get 1 Billion and i get socks ?
MaMado:That's right my Friend only the best for you JJ !
JJ:fuck that MAMADO i thought we was cool bro
MaMado:We are cool J that's why i know make fun of you just because you love feet
and i can think of billion reasons that shit makes you bat shit crazy !
JJ:shit Mamado we are out of time
MaMado:so what why you care ?
JJ:We were shooting the rumor mill
MaMado:that's easy jj
JJ:Times up mamado they are telling us to wrap it up
MaMado:Hello Islanders i have great news
it has been rumored that the big mystery of all the cases of the mysteries missing stocks is not a mystery at all
JJ:What are you talking about where are they ?
MaMado:like i was saying not a mystery at all you can find all the stocks at JJ under his bed !
don't forget your gloves you don't want to touch those crusty thing HA
JJ:MAMADO you
MaMado:Sorry jay out of time sir we will see yall next time
JJ:on THE ISLAND rumor mill with JJ
MaMado:and MaMado
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