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soul and drake are sat around a table in bradstones portacabin , empty beer cans litter the floor and it smells of cat piss (well thats what drake says it it) , there's a candle in the middle of the table swimming in a semi congield wax lake , both are hunched over the table with an a4 piece of paper and a box of crayons.
(Drake)
so what has this new design got to have m8? like i mean we tried everything , ....i liked the "WANKER" t-shirt myself?
(soul)
na.... its got to be good drake , its got to be really good , you know, like that iphone app that's doing the rounds where you blow shit up?...that's fooking awesome :)
we need a design m8 , that says VERSUS is a hard place to be.
(Drake)
hmmmmm..........(light bulb goes on somewhere in drakes head)....we need a picture of sobrel choking out that fooker that insulted his mother , fooker held it tight even after the ref said break , i love that fight , absolute bloodbath :)) (drake does a cruggerish laugh)
(soul)
yeh , but we got to get the message on a t-shirt to convey if you come to VERSUS your in for a war sort of thing? ,i need new crayons by the way , fook!!! i cant think with that steps cd playing can you turn it off or burn it m8?
(Drake)
Oi! nothing wrong with steps ,i love H , he is well cool , and besides hes welsh , a bit like you :)
(soul)
No! not a bit like me m8! (sweat apears on souls brow)
(drake)
we need another Strongbow to help our thought process , roll us another funny cigarette when im going to the fridge.
(soul)
drake? , we could say bollix to this and offer it up as a competition sort of thing , you know , we give someone 20,000 that comes up with a good idea for a t-shirt to convey the versus life :) , all we would need is an idea!
(Drake)
That is a Demi moore tits idea m8! , (Drake thinks Demi moores tits are godlike)
(soul)
hmmm.... demis tits would be good on a t-shirt with the words VERSUS underneath , like it was a challenge? or a quest!!!
(Drake)
(hands a can of strongbow to soul) nope....we need the fans help i think , although denis tits on a t-shirt , fook i would by 100 of them , not for my fighters but for myself :)
(soul)
ok , so we offer it up then to the best idea for a design for a new versus t-shirt?
(Drake)
yeh , i think so , 20,000 you think?
(soul)
mmmmmm.....na , lets make it intersesting , lets say 40,000 for the best idea for a t-shirt that conveys what versus is all about?...... drake? you still awake?
(drake)
.....mmmmmmm......demi ...i love ...you....hick.
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